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#164 19:06 26 June 2003 [+] -29 [-] IRCNet #uknot
<@Ser_Olmy_> all these new airport security checks are bollox(tm)
<@Ser_Olmy_> Miami xrays _all_ baggage, both hand and checked.  so they xray my case, and the guy opens it to check it (i had a micropc and other small electronic devices in it)
<@Ser_Olmy_> inside, apart from the collection of geeky things, is a large sealed jiffy bag.  he just picks it up, shakes it, and puts it back in.  then spends 5 minutes looking at the micropc
<@Ser_Olmy_> it's a SEALED JIFFY BAG
<@Ser_Olmy_> with somebody elses name on it!
<@Ser_Olmy_> i.e. not mine
<@adem> with drug dog barking loudly behind?
<@Ser_Olmy_> no ;)
<@Ser_Olmy_> the grass smell had disippated since leaving my flat the day before ;)

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