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#250 10:45 07 August 2003 [+] 1 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<jtb> i am struggling to motivate myself today
<SlayerXP> jtb: imagine a horny Neil McRae who's after your ass wearing BMW pyjamas
<SlayerXP> he's chasing you
<jtb> SlayerXP, you are sick
<SlayerXP> jtb: I'm not the one with McRae after my ass
<jtb> i dont want McRae and my arse will stay a virgin till the day i die thankyou
* jtb does the filing
<SlayerXP> he also has a bottle of daterape drugs in his jimjams pocket.
<SlayerXP> i'd put a packet of wetwipes in the fridge if I were you

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