<@Alasdair> I got married when i was about 7 years old
<@Alasdair> To Anne-Marie Galligher from up the road
<@cpufreak> Alasdair: so go fuck her
<@Alasdair> Their parents arranged a ceremony and lots of parents attended
<@Alasdair> I haven't seen her in about, hmm, 10 years :P
* will-h boggles at strange people
<@cpufreak> and thats an excuse?
* fredead wonders if he is normal and everyone else is mad or is it the other way round
<@Alasdair> It is an excuse. I was seriously uncool at primary and high school
<@Alasdair> The concept of sleeping with anyone I knew from that era is unfathomable
<@Alasdair> When I left high school I left everything about it behind.
<@will-h> s/I knew from that era//
<@Alasdair> Pft
<@cpufreak> lol
<@cpufreak> will-h: surely just s/from that era//
<@cpufreak> as he could sleep with a prostittute
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