10:02 -!- Emma [irc@cpc2-barn9-0-0-cust838.brnt.cable.ntl.com] has joined #orgy
10:03 < ryll> speaking of rapists, hi Emma
10:03 <@EdwardS> Emma isn't a rapist.
10:04 <@EdwardS> She always yells "SURPRISE!" first.
10:04 < ryll> she will be when I'm done with her!
10:04 < ryll> heh, gagging the rapist so they can't yell 'surprise'.. novel idea
10:05 <@EdwardS> WHat if they write it really quickly and show you a flashcard?
10:06 <@EdwardS> You'd better tie their hands up too.
10:06 <@EdwardS> In fact, to ensure a good, valid rape they should be properly bound and gagged before raping you.
10:06 <@EdwardS> And visible at all times.
10:06 <@EdwardS> Being startled is ALMOST like being surprised.
10:07 < ryll> I'm starting to doubt which direction the rape is occurring
10:07 <@Speedwolf> it's a rape off
10:08 < ryll> most things are
10:08 < ryll> or can be, with a bit of effort
10:10 <@EdwardS> That's a good way of resolving office disputes.
10:10 <@EdwardS> First one to successfully complete a rape wins.
10:10 < ryll> "Imma gonna rape you in the face and arse until you see it my way!"
10:10 <@EdwardS> Well. It's probably best not to try it in a law firm.
10:11 < ryll> are we talking penetration gets points, or does it have to be ejaculation?
10:11 <@EdwardS> As for their definition of "successfully complete a rape"; it involves trial and aquittal for success.
10:11 < ryll> because if it's the latter, boy howdy, my premmies are going to come in handy
10:11 <@EdwardS> I think that the success of the rape is directly proportional to the sense of violation the rapee suffers.
10:12 <@EdwardS> So, for example, in an argument with anyone here, triple penetration whilst showing videos of their mother riding a donkey naked singing
Phil Collins' greatest hits MIGHT count
10:13 <@EdwardS> But, in a small local council in religious North Wales, merely flashing an ankle, or an inappropriate hug with an arsegrab would be a clear
win.
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10:13 <@EdwardS> Emma doesn't love us :(
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