<kittense> This is bad.
<kittense> this is very very bad
<dickzit> going to go to jail for your modified version of candyland?
<rolloffle> all those kiddie kome-ons finally get you busted?
<kittense> you know that 16 year old wife's cousin's best friend?
<rolloffle> no
<kittense> well the one that i went skinny dipping with?
<kittense> she's 16.5 yrs old
<kittense> so she must have told my wife's 16 yr old cousin
<rolloffle> uh oh
<g0sp-hell> kittense: TOLD YOU that she'd be saying shit.
<kittense> because my wife's 16 yr old cousin was over here last night wanting
to cuddle and she kept masturbating while watching Disney's Brother Bear
<dickzit> where the fuck do you live, arkansas?
<g0sp-hell> A 16 year old is watching Brother Bear? What the fuck?
<kittense> why is it that all my in-laws want to fuck me?
<kittense> at least the underaged ones?
<kittense> made me cum
<kittense> grr
<kittense> I hate utah
<kittense> I have to move
<kittense> i keep getting molested by minors
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