<}Night{> so a lizard is walking through the forest
<}Night{> and he sees a monkey sitting in a tree, smoking a joint
<}Night{> so he climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and starts smoking a joint with the monkey
<}Night{> so they're chatting away, and smoking in the tree for a while
<}Night{> when the lizard says his mouth is a bit dry
<}Night{> so the lizard decides to try and climb down the tree to get into the river
<}Night{> but by this point he's a bit stoned
<}Night{> and instead of climbing down the tree he falls off into the river
<}Night{> so a crocodile, swimming in the river sees this and helps the lizard to the side
<}Night{> so the crocodile is like, 'what happened to you?'
<}Night{> and the lizard is like, 'well, i was sitting in the jungle with a monkey smoking a joint in a tree, when i fell in the river'
<}Night{> so the crocodile is like, 'smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree? no way, i have to see this!'
<}Night{> so off the crocodile goes into the jungle, until he finds the tree with the monkey sat in it
<}Night{> so the crocodile climbs up the tree
<}Night{> and the monkey takes a look at the crocodile, a look at the spliff, and is like, 'faaaaarrrkkk duuuuude, how much water did you drink?'
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