< rob> God, my roommate is a wanker.
* rob throws knives at him.
<@adama[nopx]> bring him to the lotus
< rob> No.
<@adama[nopx]> but take his credit cards away
<@adama[nopx]> i reckon if it happens again
< rob> He doesn't have a credit card.
<@adama[nopx]> the waiters will stab someone
< rob> He doesn't have a debit card ffs.
<@adama[nopx]> is he a pikey student fuck?
< rob> Yes.
<@adama[nopx]> burn him :(
< rob> I wish I could.
<@adama[nopx]> and now you can, using the new adjustable burnoroommate!
<@adama[nopx]> for only 9.99 including postage and packaging
<@adama[nopx]> :\
<@timelapse> is it a lighter and a squirty can full of petrol?
<@adama[nopx]> shh
<@adama[nopx]> marketing speak going on
<@timelapse> sorry
<@timelapse> it will create organic synergy between your room mate and
the most powerful element the earth has ever seen
<@timelapse> FIRE
<@adama[nopx]> haha
<@timelapse> insert sparkle
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