<LordFrith> So, I had been messing with this guys chair for a while in college. It was one of those $700 aeron chairs with 30 levers.
<LordFrith> Anyway, I knew he was looking to get back at me, so I got a mutual friend to mention that in my desk I had a small ball bearing that I liked to mess around with when I was trying to relax, and that by taking this, I would be really upset.
<LordFrith> So, he sneaks into my office and takes it, and then hides it in his desk. So I walk into his office, where there are about 10 people, most of who know that he has taken the ball bearing, and I ask:
<LordFrith> "OK, who took it? Tell me who took it!"
<LordFrith> "Who took the end cap to my penis piercing?"
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