<gbjk> D'oh.
<gbjk> I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue.
<ilmari> why on earth did you do that?
<gbjk> I really thought that, because of the narrowing and slippery nature of it, there was no way this could happen.
<gbjk> Now normally I'd slide a stanley knife into the catch and untie it...
<gbjk> ... but this is a situation where I don't think I'll get that kind of access. Probably have to use side cutters.
<teejay> gbjk, do you feel a bit stupid?
<gbjk> It's just...
<gbjk> ... I'm trying not to let any @minions see what a complete idiot I am.
<gbjk> And here's the big problem...
<gbjk> My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor:
<gbjk> I'm on the phone in a telephone conference.
<teejay> nooo
<gbjk> I was bored.... hence the fucking around in the first place.
<teejay> priceless
<gbjk> It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh"
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