<stoat_> i nearly fell in a dead sheep once on the peaks
<Capaneus> 'in' !?
<will-h> eww
<stoat_> yeah i slipped up and stopped myself inches away from this fetid sheep
<will-h> was it rotting?
<stoat_> proper minging it was
<will-h> i saw a dead squirrel in the park yesterday
<Clive> Careful you'll arouse marq
<stoat_> right, picture the squirrel
<will-h> all laid out on it's back
<stoat_> and imagine about a thousand times more rotting flesh
<will-h> well, yeah
<will-h> i've seen them before
<will-h> try a cow
<stoat_> i think its the squirmy maggots that do it
<Clive> I nearly put my foot on a dead pidgeon in Soho on Sunday
* Capaneus changes topic to 'On now: "I've seen a bigger fetid corpse than you" On Later: More poo and fisting probably.'
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