<vSKIZZILE> u guys wanna hear something fucked up?
<vSKIZZILE> i was walking back from my last exam yesterday
<vSKIZZILE> and i got attacked by a fucking bird
<Dessimat0r> lol
<vSKIZZILE> like a fucking humming bird
<vSKIZZILE> i think it had a nest near by or wahtever
<vSKIZZILE> and i was walking to my car and all of a sudden i hear this SWOOP
<vSKIZZILE> then im all like WTF
<rolloffle> haha.
<vSKIZZILE> and i hear it again and soemthing starts clawing int omy skull
<vSKIZZILE> im like FUCK
<vSKIZZILE> and then i put my hood on and like book it
<Dessimat0r> lol
<vSKIZZILE> the fucking school is a fucking wildlife zone
<vSKIZZILE> they have fucking animals everywhere
<vSKIZZILE> fucking bird
<vSKIZZILE> shoulda grabbed it and snapped its neck off
<rolloffle> but you didn't, did you?
<vSKIZZILE> and then killed its bird babies
<vSKIZZILE> no, i ran like a little bitch :(
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