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#6191 16:36 06 August 2009 [+] 0 [-] synirc #sysadmin
15:59 < imageek> we had a black guy get into the building and onto the 19th floor wearing only boxer briefs, calf high socks, and red horn rimmed glasses
15:59 <@joeydagger> hahahhahaa
16:00 < imageek> he stared at the ceiling in the elevator the whole time
16:00 < imageek> luckily once off the elevator he could not get into offices
16:00 < imageek> but a dumbass held the elevator door for him!
16:01 <@joeydagger> HAHAHAAHA
16:01 <@joeydagger> that is awesome
16:02 < imageek> he followed him off the elevator on 19 and apparently thats when our guy told him he was not going to allow him into the offices and he
                 started screaming and pounding on the doors
16:04 < imageek> 1 lady got off on 14 and had to squeeze past him then 3 more of our guys on 15
16:05 < imageek> then the guy that let him on was alone with him until 19 lol
16:05 < [ed]> trying to hide his throbbing boner
16:06 < imageek> i still cant belive our guy held the door of the elevator for him
16:07 < [ed]> see above
16:07 < imageek> lol
16:07 < [ed]> he wanted to test the adage
16:07 < [ed]> if you can't get laid trapped in an elevator with a crazed guy in boxers, horn-rimmed glasses and dress socks
16:07 < [ed]> you aren't getting laid

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