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#679 13:08 05 January 2005 [+] 1 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<SlayerCE> bored
<InfraRed-> r
<RyanOC> Anyone know a free NNTP posting server? I have one for reading already but it doesn't allow posting.
<jtb> ey00p st0at0r
<SlayerCE> i was hoping natalie imbruglia would knock at my door offering copious amounts of sex in exchange for the use of my phone
<SlayerCE> failing that, brooke burke
<mal0r> did she ?
<SlayerCE> not yet
<SlayerCE> the corrs sisters have cut me out of their contract again
<SlayerCE> they keep refusing the clause where i have to treat them "like the cum-hungry sluts they are"
<mal0r> but the brother still ok with you ?
<SlayerCE> yeah, he's cool

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