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#6252
03:32
03 July 2010 [+]
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FreeNode
Windows
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< indrora> it sounds like there's something eating time on a regular basis.
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#6246
23:15
01 April 2010 [+]
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#macgyver
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<@Puempel> Does any one of you have experience with the onkyo TX-SR 607?
<@Puempel> I think I need it to enhance my equipment.
<@Aegean> I need a man-enhancer.
<@Puempel> What kind of man-enhancer did you have in mind?
<@Aegean> You know, the general kind.
<@Aegean> The whole package.
<@Puempel> Care to elaborate?
<@Aegean> The kind that makes you a babe-magnet.
00:54 <@Aegean> Well, the decent-but-good-looking girl magnet.
<@Puempel> How about your Peugeot ;-)
<@Aegean> It's got more of that.. whaddaya call it.. inner beauty. Like a rodent.
<@Puempel> lol
<@Aegean> The Pug, ie.
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#6244
21:55
01 April 2010 [+]
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Quakenet
#macgyver
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23:43 <@xles> You need to get laid
23:44 <@Aegean> I do?
23:44 <@xles> Are you horny?
23:44 <@Aegean> So horny I can't even think straight.
23:44 <@Aegean> :P
23:44 <@Aegean> Nah, actually I'm horny just the right amount.
23:45 <@xles> hahaha
23:45 <@xles> Well, if you're horny, you should get laid.
23:46 <@Aegean> I wan't a girlfriend.
23:46 <@Aegean> More like.
23:46 <@xles> That's another issue though.
23:46 <@Aegean> It so is.
23:47 <@xles> Someone to fuck, and someone to spend your time with.. Different issues!
23:47 <@Aegean> ^.^
23:47 <@Aegean> They can be combined in some rare cases.
23:47 <@Aegean> It's been known to occur.
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#6242
16:24
26 March 2010 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@murb> some obviously have better unions than others.
<@AndrewH> the only good union is a...
<@adama> one sliced up on bread with cheese
<@adama> oh wait
<@adama> that's onions
<@adama> no, there are no good unions
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#6241
17:18
23 March 2010 [+]
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(01:11:57 PM) B-Man: You know it's an interesting IM conversation when you read "fuck the titties, I rammed it up her popper too many times to count"
(01:12:24 PM) B-Man: And for all you living vicariously, I believe he meant 'pooper'.
(01:14:32 PM) lobbysog: oh. I was hoping he was ramming something into her jalapeņo popper.
(01:15:51 PM) B-Man: Well, if wishes were horses...
(01:16:01 PM) B-Man: Then we'd all have poppers to ram.
(01:16:12 PM) lobbysog: also, we'd have an abundance of glue.
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#6234
14:17
12 March 2010 [+]
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IRCnet
secret
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< adama> any docsis ninjas?
< adama> or, anyone who can tell me why this shitty cable is behaving
like a 10mbit half duplex wireless link
< Lukkie> with or without a concrete wall in between the signal ?
< adama> with
< Lukkie> that sucks
< adama> get some horrific latency sometimes
< adama> 500ms to first hop is not cool
<@redLED> adama, normally, thats a result of either excessive collisions
(too many nodes on the same shared span, causing you to wait a
lot before transmitting) or very low quality HFC plant
<@redLED> adama, both are issues you can do nothing about unless you have
access to the plant or the people who maintain it
<@will-h> access to the plant
<@will-h> if he lived in NL he'd be fine
<@will-h> plenty of access to the plant there
<@will-h> then he wouldn't care about 500ms RTT
< adama> oh, i'd still care
< adama> 500ms hurts adama's brain even whilst unconcious
< SlapChop> * 500ms hurts adama's brain. adama dies. you're awarded 9000
experience points
* adama dood
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#6231
23:17
03 March 2010 [+]
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Efnet
#php
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
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#6229
11:02
22 January 2010 [+]
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QuakeNet.org
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(12:48:40) <Hasan_Cemal> tell poisto I am not terrorist irl lol
(12:48:46) <L_Tappaja_Li> no
(12:49:01) <Hasan_Cemal> dont say u think I am terrorist too -.-
(12:49:12) <L_Tappaja_Li> I'm sorry
(12:49:24) <Hasan_Cemal> wtf man
(12:49:26) <Hasan_Cemal> -.-
(12:49:32) <Hasan_Cemal> i am not terrorist ffs
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#6228
23:26
18 January 2010 [+]
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James
imagining having arse prober as a job though and going on a date with someone. youd lie about your job wouldnt ya
Sarah
Haaaa. YES!!
they should have there own match.com
James
what arseprobers.com there prob already is one!! haha
google it! XD
Sarah
i was about to say that.
James
lol
Sarah
this is the only thing that comes up...
http://www.ircquote.org/random/
what the hell?
James
what the hell is this some secret cult?
Sarah
i dont know...
you can submit....
;D
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#6227
23:01
13 January 2010 [+]
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<Dr.Preston!> I had chinese last night
<Dr.Preston!> I almost had it again this morning but she left too early
<Dr.Preston!> *rimshot*
<Scuba Steve> you don't know how to use the microwave and have to have your mom help?
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