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#6231 23:17 03 March 2010 [+] -7 [-] Efnet #php
<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
#6229 11:02 22 January 2010 [+] 0 [-] QuakeNet.org
(12:48:40) <Hasan_Cemal> tell poisto I am not terrorist irl lol
(12:48:46) <L_Tappaja_Li> no
(12:49:01) <Hasan_Cemal> dont say u think I am terrorist too -.-
(12:49:12) <L_Tappaja_Li> I'm sorry
(12:49:24) <Hasan_Cemal> wtf man
(12:49:26) <Hasan_Cemal> -.-
(12:49:32) <Hasan_Cemal> i am not terrorist ffs
#6228 23:26 18 January 2010 [+] 0 [-]
James
imagining having arse prober as a job though and going on a date with someone. youd lie about your job wouldnt ya

Sarah
Haaaa. YES!!

they should have there own match.com


James
what arseprobers.com there prob already is one!! haha

google it! XD

Sarah
i was about to say that.

James
lol

Sarah
this is the only thing that comes up...

http://www.ircquote.org/random/

what the hell?

James
what the hell is this some secret cult?

Sarah
i dont know...

you can submit....

;D

#6227 23:01 13 January 2010 [+] 0 [-]
<Dr.Preston!> I had chinese last night
<Dr.Preston!> I almost had it again this morning but she left too early
<Dr.Preston!> *rimshot*
<Scuba Steve> you don't know how to use the microwave and have to have your mom help?
#6219 09:39 25 November 2009 [+] 3 [-]
<blazeu25> last ep of the office was epic
<Sydonia> let me guess blazeu you like the american version?
<blazeu25> theres another version? lol
<Sydonia> the british version
<Sydonia> the american one is a remake
<blazeu25> i dont speak those languages so fuk it lol
<Sydonia> ....
<Sydonia> you don't speak english?
<blazeu25> if theres a british version it must be a different language no?
<Sydonia> blazeu... what language do they speak in brittain?
<blazeu25> ummmmm jap?
<blazeu25> africa?
<blazeu25> lol
#6204 19:44 04 October 2009 [+] 0 [-] ircnet #networker
<@adama> is the primary cause of bit-flips some form of radiation?
<@adama> or is it random?
<@ytti> cosmic radiation
<@ytti> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipkill
<@ytti> interesting
<@ytti> vendors are doing like rid
<@ytti> and putting each bit of a word to different memory chip
<@ytti> protecting word from multibit errors
<@adama> ytti: if only god had done that

#6203 19:18 04 October 2009 [+] -115 [-] bethere #be*
<adama> internet 2.0
<adama> POWERED BY BE
<adama> WHO BE U BE?
<adama> U BE DU BE DU
<adama> DUCK TRUCK
<adama> \o. .o. \o. .o. \o.
<aden> you can see when adama has had a hit of crack

#6198 12:57 14 September 2009 [+] 19 [-] IRCnet #networker
<adama> OSI is absolutely irrelevant in our world
<adama> that's why hardware operates on layer 2,3,4,7
<adama> for some reason someone decided to use the stupid OSI numbers
<adama> and insist on teaching it on the first day of every networking class
<adama> fuck knows why!
<adama> it's about as useful as explaining why horses shit on the first day of driver's ed
#6196 12:53 27 August 2009 [+] -5 [-] Be Be*
<Gorg> ah
<Gorg> ah
<Orbixx> stayin' alive
#6193 20:03 10 August 2009 [+] -9 [-] irc.bethere.co.uk #be*
<+nredwood> Removed a small amount of bindweed from my garden earlier and was confronted by a huge spider.  Eeek :(
< adama> wait
< adama> are you talking about wow?
< adama> i can't tell

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