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#6270
22:43
01 September 2010 [+]
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IRCnet
#networker
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<@HellHound> w00pw00p
<@HellHound> a lot starts end september
<@Kralian> october does
<@HellHound> november does too
< ytti> they are ran parallel now?
< ytti> sounds efficient
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#6256
21:57
13 July 2010 [+]
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freenode
##mac
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<torchie> iphone 4 antenna reception is like
<torchie> if somebody gave you a fighter jet that launched tigers at your enemies
<torchie> except if you hold the controls wrong, it stopped shooting tigers
<torchie> would you just stop using the fighter jet
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#6252
03:32
03 July 2010 [+]
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FreeNode
Windows
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< indrora> it sounds like there's something eating time on a regular basis.
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#6246
23:15
01 April 2010 [+]
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quakenet
#macgyver
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<@Puempel> Does any one of you have experience with the onkyo TX-SR 607?
<@Puempel> I think I need it to enhance my equipment.
<@Aegean> I need a man-enhancer.
<@Puempel> What kind of man-enhancer did you have in mind?
<@Aegean> You know, the general kind.
<@Aegean> The whole package.
<@Puempel> Care to elaborate?
<@Aegean> The kind that makes you a babe-magnet.
00:54 <@Aegean> Well, the decent-but-good-looking girl magnet.
<@Puempel> How about your Peugeot ;-)
<@Aegean> It's got more of that.. whaddaya call it.. inner beauty. Like a rodent.
<@Puempel> lol
<@Aegean> The Pug, ie.
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#6244
21:55
01 April 2010 [+]
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Quakenet
#macgyver
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23:43 <@xles> You need to get laid
23:44 <@Aegean> I do?
23:44 <@xles> Are you horny?
23:44 <@Aegean> So horny I can't even think straight.
23:44 <@Aegean> :P
23:44 <@Aegean> Nah, actually I'm horny just the right amount.
23:45 <@xles> hahaha
23:45 <@xles> Well, if you're horny, you should get laid.
23:46 <@Aegean> I wan't a girlfriend.
23:46 <@Aegean> More like.
23:46 <@xles> That's another issue though.
23:46 <@Aegean> It so is.
23:47 <@xles> Someone to fuck, and someone to spend your time with.. Different issues!
23:47 <@Aegean> ^.^
23:47 <@Aegean> They can be combined in some rare cases.
23:47 <@Aegean> It's been known to occur.
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#6242
16:24
26 March 2010 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@murb> some obviously have better unions than others.
<@AndrewH> the only good union is a...
<@adama> one sliced up on bread with cheese
<@adama> oh wait
<@adama> that's onions
<@adama> no, there are no good unions
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#6241
17:18
23 March 2010 [+]
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(01:11:57 PM) B-Man: You know it's an interesting IM conversation when you read "fuck the titties, I rammed it up her popper too many times to count"
(01:12:24 PM) B-Man: And for all you living vicariously, I believe he meant 'pooper'.
(01:14:32 PM) lobbysog: oh. I was hoping he was ramming something into her jalapeņo popper.
(01:15:51 PM) B-Man: Well, if wishes were horses...
(01:16:01 PM) B-Man: Then we'd all have poppers to ram.
(01:16:12 PM) lobbysog: also, we'd have an abundance of glue.
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#6234
14:17
12 March 2010 [+]
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IRCnet
secret
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< adama> any docsis ninjas?
< adama> or, anyone who can tell me why this shitty cable is behaving
like a 10mbit half duplex wireless link
< Lukkie> with or without a concrete wall in between the signal ?
< adama> with
< Lukkie> that sucks
< adama> get some horrific latency sometimes
< adama> 500ms to first hop is not cool
<@redLED> adama, normally, thats a result of either excessive collisions
(too many nodes on the same shared span, causing you to wait a
lot before transmitting) or very low quality HFC plant
<@redLED> adama, both are issues you can do nothing about unless you have
access to the plant or the people who maintain it
<@will-h> access to the plant
<@will-h> if he lived in NL he'd be fine
<@will-h> plenty of access to the plant there
<@will-h> then he wouldn't care about 500ms RTT
< adama> oh, i'd still care
< adama> 500ms hurts adama's brain even whilst unconcious
< SlapChop> * 500ms hurts adama's brain. adama dies. you're awarded 9000
experience points
* adama dood
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#6231
23:17
03 March 2010 [+]
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Efnet
#php
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
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#6229
11:02
22 January 2010 [+]
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QuakeNet.org
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(12:48:40) <Hasan_Cemal> tell poisto I am not terrorist irl lol
(12:48:46) <L_Tappaja_Li> no
(12:49:01) <Hasan_Cemal> dont say u think I am terrorist too -.-
(12:49:12) <L_Tappaja_Li> I'm sorry
(12:49:24) <Hasan_Cemal> wtf man
(12:49:26) <Hasan_Cemal> -.-
(12:49:32) <Hasan_Cemal> i am not terrorist ffs
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