Random Quotes
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#72
15:09
04 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<christel> now im all curious about the loft again
<christel> but im a) afraid the rope is there
<christel> b) afraid it will be populated by huge massive spiders which will eat my brains
<Biddle> Spiders don't eat brains
<Biddle> That's silly
<christel> haha
<christel> they do too!
<Biddle> They drink the fluid from the cranial cavity
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#783
20:02
21 October 2005 [+]
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TBW
TBW
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Nocashvalue: O RLY?
Phreeck: O RLY?
Nocashvalue: YA RLY
Phreeck: OOO RLY?
Nocashvalue: MEBY RLY
Phreeck: HONESTLY RLY??
Nocashvalue: NO LEIS RLY
Nocashvalue: RLY RLY
Phreeck: O RLY RLY RLY?
Nocashvalue: YA RLY RLY
Phreeck: KWL!
Nocashvalue: YA
Nocashvalue: RLY KWL
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#6191
16:36
06 August 2009 [+]
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synirc
#sysadmin
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15:59 < imageek> we had a black guy get into the building and onto the 19th floor wearing only boxer briefs, calf high socks, and red horn rimmed glasses
15:59 <@joeydagger> hahahhahaa
16:00 < imageek> he stared at the ceiling in the elevator the whole time
16:00 < imageek> luckily once off the elevator he could not get into offices
16:00 < imageek> but a dumbass held the elevator door for him!
16:01 <@joeydagger> HAHAHAAHA
16:01 <@joeydagger> that is awesome
16:02 < imageek> he followed him off the elevator on 19 and apparently thats when our guy told him he was not going to allow him into the offices and he
started screaming and pounding on the doors
16:04 < imageek> 1 lady got off on 14 and had to squeeze past him then 3 more of our guys on 15
16:05 < imageek> then the guy that let him on was alone with him until 19 lol
16:05 < [ed]> trying to hide his throbbing boner
16:06 < imageek> i still cant belive our guy held the door of the elevator for him
16:07 < [ed]> see above
16:07 < imageek> lol
16:07 < [ed]> he wanted to test the adage
16:07 < [ed]> if you can't get laid trapped in an elevator with a crazed guy in boxers, horn-rimmed glasses and dress socks
16:07 < [ed]> you aren't getting laid
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#694
18:49
23 March 2005 [+]
2
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Undernet
#cisco
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<adama> wtf is he these days?
<Caveman> guess he goat tired of being called "son of goatse"
<Caveman> though i must say, goatse dont got shit on lemonparty.org
<de0> damnit
<Caveman> you didnt open lemonparty, did you?
<dogbert2> heh
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#955
23:22
28 June 2007 [+]
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essex
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<@garthvader> wlel, if you compare www.hai2u.com too
<@garthvader> you'll note the angles are close enough for good use
<@aegis> ugh
<@aegis> i'm eating
<@aegis> didn't need to see that
<@Nemesis> you "were" eating
<@Assassin> you shouldn't have clicked on it
<@aegis> mmm
<@cake> didnt u know you're not supposed to click on hai2u?
<@aegis> that was particularly nublike
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#5887
23:15
12 July 2008 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> Goathammers.
<@sooB> Sheepmallets.
<@Rawr> Cowdrills.
<@sooB> Horselathes.
<@Ser_Olmy> Wombatdrivers.
<@sooB> Alpacaplanes.
<@Rawr> Kangarooworkbenches.
<@sooB> Catgimlets.
<@Ser_Olmy> Roosterflange.
<@Rawr> Dogscrew.
<@sooB> Cockatooballcock.
<@Rawr> I love this channel, you're all fucking fucked in the head. Fucking weirdo cunts.
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#287
02:01
18 September 2003 [+]
5
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IRCnet
#uknot
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*** Rawr changes the topic to '<Rawr> Oh, and you smell of poo. <InfraRed> thanks, i am trying to master that'
<InfraRed> i fart in your general direction
<Rawr> I can't make out the smell of the fart over your 'natural' gut-wrenching odour.
<InfraRed> that could be dangerous
<Rawr> As could moving you near a naked flame.
<InfraRed> with IQ that low you shouldnt be able to use irc
<InfraRed> let alone a keyboard
<InfraRed> you're probably the only person with negative IQ score
<Rawr> Coming from someone who thinks the plural of 'sheep' is 'geese', that's big.
<InfraRed> plural of sheep is mince
<InfraRed> ie, you
<Rawr> The prosecution rests.
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#1030
13:41
01 August 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<footooratika> my mumma bought me a bra with like...
<footooratika> slits for where the nipples should be
<syn> peephole bras--
<eVoot> peephole bras+-
<james> "peephole" makes me think of compiler optimisation. Computer science has *ruined* the fetish scene for me.
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#518
05:40
29 May 2004 [+]
0
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<h3n> you can get high from the niacin if you stuff enough bananas into your large intestine.
<h3n> knowing is half the battle
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#713
22:33
13 April 2005 [+]
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OFTC
#offtopic
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<AlexG> DannyB: Yo' mama so fat, she runs on 32 and 64 bit systems.
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#118
13:21
30 May 2003 [+]
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freenode
debian
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* SCO has left #debian
<comet_11> quick, now that he's gone let's crack out the illegal kernel code >:)
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#745
13:23
27 June 2005 [+]
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freenode
#scotlug
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< bagpuss_thecat> hanging around Danish job websites... pros: no-one in the office knows what you're looking at, cons: I don't know what I'm looking at either
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#190
16:52
10 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<d4n> RIGHT IM BORED NOW
<Rawr> Kill someone.
<Rawr> Entirely at random.
* d4n kills Rawr
<Rawr> That wasn't random.
<d4n> it was
<d4n> u r just unlucky
<Rawr> Kill someone else that isn't me.
* adem kills the one person rawr loves above all else.
<Jero> Michael Jackson \o/
<Jero> humanity is saved - nice one adem
<Rawr> !
* Rawr rapes adem's pretty white ass.
<Jero> Adem has an albino donkey? bloimey.
* adem is wearing the underpants of protection +3,+5 vs rawr.
<Jero> LOL
<Jero> aah, but they are cursed pants ... of Footle attraction
<adem> argh !
* Footle giggles
<Jero> run adem, run
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#678
20:05
03 January 2005 [+]
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phishy
phishtank
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-!- Beth is now known as Beth[pizza]
* m1 wonders what a beth pizza would taste like
< Beth[pizza]> icky!
< m1> how do you know?
< m1> have you tasted yourself?
< Beth[pizza]> haha
< Beth[pizza]> erm
< Beth[pizza]> gtg!
< Beth[pizza]> :)
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#176
21:02
06 July 2003 [+]
-5
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Ser_Olmy_> i think cute is in the eye of the beholder, she's waify, which is enough to give me a raging boner
<Ser_Olmy_> i'm totally into underweight chics with no boobs
<Ser_Olmy_> teeth are optional
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#432
10:22
27 April 2004 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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* tom_ mounts mally
<@InfraRed_> mount /dev/mally /mnt/storage/pr0n
<@tom_> 'device too gay'
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#159
23:37
23 June 2003 [+]
0
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<@_Khelben_> I tried vallium last night
<@Biddle> why?
<@_Khelben_> curiosity
<@Biddle> and?
<@_Khelben_> turns out im too laid back for it to have any noticable effect on me
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#2518
17:58
02 December 2007 [+]
2
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Windfyre
ark
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* &unhuman is staring at a giant c;ock
<&unhuman> Er
<&unhuman> *cock
<&unhuman> DAMMIT
<&unhuman> *CLOCK
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#354
13:53
02 January 2004 [+]
1
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<fredead> women are sort of a cross between heaven and hell
<merl> yup
<merl> they share a lot of similarity to prawns
<merl> in my experience
<fredead> prawns ?
<merl> yeah
<merl> their heads are full of shit
<merl> but the pink bit tastes nice
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