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#1767 17:44 30 October 2007 [+] -1 [-] NetGoth orgy
<@HauntedUnix> i just lost the game =(
<@Speedwolf> fuck you! bastard
<@HauntedUnix> funerals ftl
<@Speedwolf> you lost the game at a funeral?
<@HauntedUnix> I did, but that's not why funerals are ftl.
<@HauntedUnix> SOmeone said "I'm sorry for your loss", I was like.. ">.<
Fucker!"

#401 11:42 08 March 2004 [+] 0 [-] efnet #somewhere
<InfraRed> hi cunts
<GrimL0ck> hi penis
<|Goaty|> you pair sound a right pair of fuckers
#943 00:30 29 May 2007 [+] 0 [-] netgoth #orgy
<@HauntedUnix> For some reason this video has a woman drinking piss and
               scat out of a shoe.
<@HauntedUnix> I love the internet.

#884 15:46 11 January 2007 [+] 0 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<milk> how's all doing?
<footooratika> I need a wee
<footooratika> =(
<footooratika> and a shower.
<milk> footooratika; time to kill two birds with one stone?
#348 15:57 31 December 2003 [+] 5 [-] Undernet Censored
* adama slaps dan
* Grrr_work jumps in and double the slap
<d4n> BRING IT ON! SLAPMEISTAHZ!
<Grrr_work> what are you some black american chearleading squad??
<Grrr_work> BRING IT ON!!!
<Grrr_work> give me a D
<Grrr_work> give me a A
<Grrr_work> give me a N
<Grrr_work> give me a I
<Grrr_work> give me a S
<Grrr_work> give me a G
<Grrr_work> give me a A
<Grrr_work> give me a Y
<Grrr_work> what have you got??
<Grrr_work> DAN IS GAY!!!!
#520 20:23 29 May 2004 [+] 1 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<vSKIZZILE> u guys wanna hear something fucked up?
<vSKIZZILE> i was walking back from my last exam yesterday
<vSKIZZILE> and i got attacked by a fucking bird
<Dessimat0r> lol
<vSKIZZILE> like a fucking humming bird
<vSKIZZILE> i think it had a nest near by or wahtever
<vSKIZZILE> and i was walking to my car and all of a sudden i hear this SWOOP
<vSKIZZILE> then im all like WTF
<rolloffle> haha.
<vSKIZZILE> and i hear it again and soemthing starts clawing int omy skull
<vSKIZZILE> im like FUCK
<vSKIZZILE> and then i put my hood on and like book it
<Dessimat0r> lol
<vSKIZZILE> the fucking school is a fucking wildlife zone
<vSKIZZILE> they have fucking animals everywhere
<vSKIZZILE> fucking bird
<vSKIZZILE> shoulda grabbed it and snapped its neck off
<rolloffle> but you didn't, did you?
<vSKIZZILE> and then killed its bird babies
<vSKIZZILE> no, i ran like a little bitch :(
#647 07:58 02 September 2004 [+] 0 [-] efnet #business
<wiretap2> i went to a 40 thousand dollar a year prepratory school
#797 21:30 17 December 2005 [+] 5 [-] quakenet #lipex
* panny-hotlinks used to skateboard a bit too back in the day
<@pookey> skateboard?
* pookey spits
<@pookey> street scum
<@panny-hotlinks> yep, thats what we called it
<@panny-hotlinks> whats it called nowdays ? :)
<@pookey> 'being a twat'? :)

#5890 16:48 28 July 2008 [+] 5 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@Rawr> Jesus Christ, that was the most pointless phone conversation ever.
<@Rawr> "Hi, can I talk to someone about bespoke software for your company."
<@Rawr> "Yes, you can talk to me."
<@Rawr> "Hi, we write software specifically for your industry."
<@Rawr> "Oh, we have our own in-house development team. We write our own software."
<@Rawr> "But we can write bespoke software for your industry, completely unique."
<@Rawr> "We write software specific to our *company* which is completely unique."
<@Rawr> "...."
<@Rawr> "...."
<@Rawr> "Ok, thanks for your time."

#54 08:11 28 April 2003 [+] -1 [-] ArcNET #gas
<Marsh-Gas> !
<adem> !!
<DangerAndy> !!!
<adem> haha
<adem> you lose
<adem> it's a game
<adem> the person who's stupid enough to put three exclamation marks is a cunt
<adem> \o/
#6289 20:55 06 November 2010 [+] -1 [-]
<hipstersandwich> CLI: Because computers can be a pain in the bash.
#872 10:46 24 November 2006 [+] 0 [-]
<[N0dE]WrK> i loved smokin in the usa
<[N0dE]WrK> first pub after 36 hours of no smoking
<[N0dE]WrK> 'im choking on a fag'
<[N0dE]WrK> they were like wtf?
<[N0dE]WrK> they just dont understand that we talk better than them
<[N0dE]WrK> fuckers didnt know what a fortnight was - pity i couldnt explain it
<[N0dE]WrK> but we did manage to convince a few that scotts invented time.

#720 19:33 21 April 2005 [+] -1 [-] AsylumNet #rahfish
<gooroo> how did you end up sysadmin when you dont like computers?
<adama> the same reason why they don't allow paedophiles to be paediatricians
<adama> it makes sense, really.

#652 03:36 11 September 2004 [+] -2 [-] efnet #business
<Work5Yrs> Was like that in half the fiscal Soviet threat any what the hell does this thing think I am saying?
<Work5Yrs> If I don't concentrate and dictate slowly, it says crazy things
<Work5Yrs> But I feel like I'm retarded if I talked this flow
<Work5Yrs> And how did she do the wire armor of sealer
<@badon> Work5Yrs: gah!
<@badon> turn that off dangit!
<@badon> Dictation software just makes you sound dumber than normal
#1505 11:03 22 October 2007 [+] -2 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<Tara> at work, I have been set a very challenging challenge
<f0x> does it involve coming into work on time, not using IRC and having regular sleeping patterns?
#7 05:33 22 April 2003 [+] -11 [-] Undernet #iraq
*** Joins: xTiFfAnYx (~tiffany@ACA9469A.ipt.aol.com)
<FlameB0y-> xTiFfAnYx!
<FlameB0y-> the only ho i kno
<xTiFfAnYx> im not a ho
<adem> wtf is a ho?
<adem> surely you mean 'whore'?
<FlameB0y-> lol
<adem> or are you a member of the group of people who are incapable of speaking english correctly?
<xTiFfAnYx> yes
<xTiFfAnYx> i swear i aint a whore
*** xTiFfAnYx was kicked by Tuv (Tuv executes xTiFfAnYx for foul language **Kicked**)
<adem> \o/
#1937 00:21 09 November 2007 [+] 41 [-] ircnet uknot
<@adama> i just thought htere had been a power cut
<@adama> but i'd just blinked
<@adama> and forgotten to open my eyes again


#532 00:25 31 May 2004 [+] -4 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<KiSSy> Zyvox, $100 per tablet
<KiSSy> NICE
<KiSSy> they're slowly getting rid of poor people
<KiSSy> 80,000 people die a year of hospital induced infections
<KiSSy> that's hardcore
<KiSSy> who'd have thought that hospitals would eventually cause the death of everyone
<KiSSy> super infection breeding ground
<KiSSy> only the baddest of the bad bacteria and germs kick it there
#6270 22:43 01 September 2010 [+] 50 [-] IRCnet #networker
<@HellHound> w00pw00p
<@HellHound> a lot starts end september
<@Kralian> october does
<@HellHound> november does too
< ytti> they are ran parallel now?
< ytti> sounds efficient

#225 22:08 23 July 2003 [+] -2 [-] nchat.org #combustion
*** task changes the topic to 'i robbed that mother fucker blind (if under 18 read as monkey feather)'

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