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#285
17:06
16 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<InfraRed> ipv6 is the way to go
<InfraRed> reminds me to fix the ipfw rules on jupiter
<RyanOC> ipfw --source Earth --type Spaceprobe --action DENY
<jtb> ipfw --source penis --type arseprobe --action DENY :)
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#266
13:02
26 August 2003 [+]
-4
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phishy
n/a
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<Minus1> throat is killing me
<byteie> cum in your own mouth
<Minus1> aww thanks chef
<byteie> it's what I'd do
<byteie> if I had na excuse ;)
<Minus1> riiight
<byteie> sometimes I scream myself to sleep just so I do have one.
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#103
23:31
23 May 2003 [+]
-2
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<^Khelben^> heres a question... would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
<Biddle> burn
<cheesey> freeze
<will-h> jump off a building, head first
<Biddle> Bungee-jump at a gyppo carnival? :)
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#384
22:58
27 January 2004 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<dollabill> ya'll live in England?
<r|p> yup
<dollabill> ohh, where by ?
<r|p> NY area, i dont recognize the declaration of independence, so im british
<dollabill> ?
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#313
22:52
21 November 2003 [+]
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Undernet
Censored
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<bx> spak
<bx> ur gay too
<spak> no
<spak> im just hetrosexually challenged
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#408
19:11
23 March 2004 [+]
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Essex
#mgs
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< McDaniel> omg im such a noob
< McDaniel> ahahahaha
< McDaniel> the reason my pc was so gay, cos when i cleaned inside i knocked one of the ram sticks....ive been running with just 256mb of ram not 512mb
<@PJ> lol
< McDaniel> and i just spent £180 on new cpu/fan and hard disk thinking it was that
<@Spyder> lol, you mean you didn't notice?
<@PJ> yes, the word n00b does indeed apply :)
< McDaniel> na
< McDaniel> my msn name
< McDaniel> "OMG IM SUCH A NOOB"
< McDaniel> my pc is norm on 24/7
< McDaniel> rarely restart
< McDaniel> only when i showed seb my stats i relised
< McDaniel> (RAM) usage: 275/512MB (53.71%)
<@Spyder> hm, that's really worthy of immortalising :)
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#323
21:29
01 December 2003 [+]
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Undernet
Censored
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<kez> *** scanning for drugs
<kez> *** 1 stash of drugs found
<kez> *** preparing away
* kez away: bbiab
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#30
14:53
25 April 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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<mynci> Gooner: i still haven't got activesync working :)
<mynci> the on/off/reboot/install/in cradle combo got me a bit lost :)
<Gooner> hehe
<Gooner> with activesync, if yuo sacrifce a goat and turn to face 15degrees due north it can help :)
<Gooner> (not that activesync is buggy you understand)
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#6227
23:01
13 January 2010 [+]
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<Dr.Preston!> I had chinese last night
<Dr.Preston!> I almost had it again this morning but she left too early
<Dr.Preston!> *rimshot*
<Scuba Steve> you don't know how to use the microwave and have to have your mom help?
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#559
22:17
06 June 2004 [+]
4
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EFnet
#c++
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<badon> I wrote my first program when I was 4...I called it "fuddlepucky" but some asshole stole it and called it "The Internet"
<badon> that's a lie by the way
<kanin> really?
<badon> yeah ;)
<kanin> damn. it was a good one.
<badon> no it wasn't, you've been drinking haven't you?
<kanin> not nearly enough.
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#203
11:25
16 July 2003 [+]
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ARCNet
#worms
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<ulkesh> if your a 31 year old ex marine and want to run off with 12 year old, wouldnt you at least find a fit 12 year old?
<C> no, I'd find one that didn't scream too loudly
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#633
00:53
03 August 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<cpufreak> friend of mine hwo got married about ago
<cpufreak> came on irc in first time in ages today
<cpufreak> and said 'help'
<cpufreak> and then quit with a ping timeout.
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#416
22:03
30 March 2004 [+]
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ircnet
dl-bar
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<@pils> and what about 14 day cooling off distance seeling laws?
<@alze> did you buy it from a man in a pub ?
<@alze> whats with the cooling off, was it hot ?
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#167
08:36
01 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<merl> anyone have a win2000 pro serial for my dad?
<merl> fucker lost his
<Rawr> merl, hang on.
<jtb> hang on, i have one here
<Rawr> oh
<Grr_wrk> HAHA
<merl> parents = cocks
<merl> "don't steal cars"
<jtb> get out of mah head Rawr
<merl> "never run a red light"
<merl> "look both ways"
<merl> "can you download me lots of warez?!"
<Grr_wrk> "merlin - stop fucking farm animals"
<SlayerXP> UR4F-UCKT-4RD0-KTHX-HTHY
<Rawr> Or DMDPQ-CF8W2-KYVR8-7KQ7Q-FDBBJ
<jtb> nice :)
* jtb was almost impressed by SlayerXP's humour
<SlayerXP> lordy :)
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#886
23:45
17 January 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<denny> !roulette
<batmop> denny: *click*
<denny> fine.
[23:08:14] * You have been kicked from #orgy by Samoth (That better? :))
[23:35:41] * Now talking on #orgy
<Samoth> denny: it's supposed to be funnier if you come back straight away :)
<denny> Samoth: that's what the last girl said, until I got it in her eye
<Samoth> denny: heh
<Shrike> ahaha
<Shrike> the build up was worth it
<denny> and that's what I said to her
<snarfy> :D
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#241
09:43
05 August 2003 [+]
-3
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undernet
#cisco
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<Menacer> byteie: No can i call you fuckhead?
<byteie> sure thing l33t0h01c.
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#889
15:55
23 January 2007 [+]
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MAGnet
#london.pm
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<hex> denny: we need clowns for the office
<hex> ideally one per person, that sits next to you at your desk and stares silently
<James-> arent they just called middle managers ?
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#90
23:47
14 May 2003 [+]
-4
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* christel shows you all her penis
<christel> oh wait
<christel> i dont have one
* christel has a glass of wine instead
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