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#513 21:18 27 May 2004 [+] -1 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<r0bin> gonna go find me an oper to cyber
#501 02:27 23 May 2004 [+] 6 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rolloffle> don't threaten me, vman! plz! I'm sorry!
<vDIZZILE> i have pictures of myself in a klan outfit
<vDIZZILE> i'll see if i can find them for u rolloffle :(
<rolloffle> link plz.
<bare> plz send
<bare> plz send
<vDIZZILE> scare the black back into u
<vDIZZILE> it was for a highschool project i gotta search around and see if i still have em
<vDIZZILE> we were making a anti-racism video and i was akkk guy :(
<vDIZZILE> i hit niggers in the head with 2x4's
#806 14:21 06 June 2006 [+] 1 [-] IRCNet #blighty
<Iain`> # INCLUDE CGI.pm
<Iain`> use CGI;
<Iain`> thank fuck they put that comment in
<Iain`> i was totally bamboozled until then
#6162 00:14 03 April 2009 [+] -1 [-] magnet #moose
< autarch1> my composition teacher was big on distinguishing between those
< autarch1> he was kind of a snob, I loved him
<@Sartak> yeah simplistic has useful connotations
<@stevan> like "jrockway is a simplistic retard"
<@nothingmuch> jrockway is simply a retard
<@stevan> because just saying he is a simple retard, is not enough
<@stevan> nothingmuch has a simplistic penis.. that realy doesnt due
          justice to his girth
* nothingmuch has at least 3 girth
<@nothingmuch> and 4 simple
<@jrockway> 3 angstroms?
<@stevan> one for each goat
< autarch1> and the channel reaches a new nadir
<@nothingmuch> jrockway: no you simple retard, 3 girth
<@jrockway> I AM TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN
<@jrockway> PLEASE EXPLAIN IT IN THE FORM OF AN ANIMATED TV SERIES
<@jrockway> PREFERABLY EXPLAINED BY GIRLS WITH HUGE EYES
#305 22:16 17 October 2003 [+] 1 [-] oftc query
< cpufreak> 16:40 < kev> oi
< cpufreak> 16:40 < kev> that's my hostname
< steve> um
< steve> when was that?

#736 01:21 26 May 2005 [+] -4 [-] undernet private
(01:17:01) lucid: so you know how i boned sonia
(01:17:02) lucid: blabla
(01:17:05) merl: sonia?
(01:17:05) merl: no
(01:17:06) lucid: well god got back at me
(01:17:07) merl: who is that?
(01:17:09) lucid: my gf's best friend
(01:17:10) lucid: in college
(01:17:12) merl: !
(01:17:14) lucid: rofl
(01:17:16) lucid: ok so
(01:17:17) merl: oh so ages ago
(01:17:18) merl: ?
(01:17:19) lucid: ya
(01:17:21) merl: cool
(01:17:23) merl: right?
(01:17:26) lucid: well i've been waiting for the karmic debt to hit
(01:17:28) merl: what did he get back at you with
(01:17:30) lucid: it came back in the best way
(01:17:37) lucid: her boyfriend at the time
(01:17:39) lucid: my best friend
(01:17:40) lucid: haha
(01:17:44) lucid: well i told him about it cus we met up
(01:17:48) merl: !
(01:17:48) lucid: and i wanted to come clean
(01:17:51) lucid: turns out he's been fucking my sister
(01:17:52) merl: and he kicked your ass?
(01:17:52) lucid: lol
(01:17:56) merl: hahahahaha
(01:17:59) merl: oh shit

#878 20:44 30 December 2006 [+] 4 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<Samoth> just testing something, do not be alarmed :)
<james> !
* denny screams
* james panics
* mst ducks and covers
* denny runs in circles
<Tara> :o
<james> ...that was predictable.
* denny puts something in Tara's open mouth
<denny> so was that  :)
<Tara> :(@)
<denny> :-D
<james> Tara: wider?
<james> (why does tara think that denny has a cock that looks like a rose head?)
<james> . o ( maybe denny *does* have a cock that looks like a rose head. )
<denny> I assumed she was doing that thing with her tongue
<Tara> no one mentioned cock :P
<Tara> I was thinking thoes french things
<Tara> that I can't spell
<james> Tara: fellatio?
#885 12:38 17 January 2007 [+] 2 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<james> I've accidentally written an architecture that encourages a two generals problem.
<syn> run it in a DMZ
<syn> problem solved.
<syn> JESUS CHRIST I'M FUNNY
<james> :-D
#770 11:49 26 September 2005 [+] -2 [-]
< Footle> you are what you eat
< Ant> Does that mean you're a cock?

#400 00:16 01 March 2004 [+] 3 [-] ircnet uknot
<@Alasdair> I got married when i was about 7 years old
<@Alasdair> To Anne-Marie Galligher from up the road
<@cpufreak> Alasdair: so go fuck her
<@Alasdair> Their parents arranged a ceremony and lots of parents attended
<@Alasdair> I haven't seen her in about, hmm, 10 years :P
* will-h boggles at strange people
<@cpufreak> and thats an excuse?
* fredead wonders if he is normal and everyone else is mad or is it the other way  round
<@Alasdair> It is an excuse. I was seriously uncool at primary and high school
<@Alasdair> The concept of sleeping with anyone I knew from that era is unfathomable
<@Alasdair> When I left high school I left everything about it behind.
<@will-h> s/I knew from that era//
<@Alasdair> Pft
<@cpufreak> lol
<@cpufreak> will-h: surely just s/from that era//
<@cpufreak> as he could sleep with a prostittute
-!- Alasdair changed the topic of #uknot to: <Alasdair> The concept of sleeping with anyone is unfathomable
-!- will-h changed the topic of #uknot to: <Alasdair> The concept of sleeping with anyone I know is unfathomable
-!- cpufreak changed the topic of #uknot to: <Alasdair> The concept of anyone sleeping is unfathomable
#549 20:54 01 June 2004 [+] 0 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rkz> futurma should have nick bergs head in one of those jars
#167 08:36 01 July 2003 [+] 1 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<merl> anyone have a win2000 pro serial for my dad?
<merl> fucker lost his
<Rawr> merl, hang on.
<jtb> hang on, i have one here
<Rawr> oh
<Grr_wrk> HAHA
<merl> parents = cocks
<merl> "don't steal cars"
<jtb> get out of mah head Rawr
<merl> "never run a red light"
<merl> "look both ways"
<merl> "can you download me lots of warez?!"
<Grr_wrk> "merlin - stop fucking farm animals"
<SlayerXP> UR4F-UCKT-4RD0-KTHX-HTHY
<Rawr> Or DMDPQ-CF8W2-KYVR8-7KQ7Q-FDBBJ
<jtb> nice :)
* jtb was almost impressed by SlayerXP's humour
<SlayerXP> lordy :)
#347 15:31 30 December 2003 [+] 1 [-] essex #essex
< nt_work> i think i have insomnia
-!- nt_work  has quit [Quit: sleep!]
#690 18:45 13 March 2005 [+] 4 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@sooB> right, pub time as the house is now full of plastic sworders
<@Biddle> plastic sworders?
<@sooB> live role players
<@Biddle> oh lord help us all

#605 22:46 05 July 2004 [+] 1 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rolloffle> anyone who says technology doesn't have a dehumanising effect should consider the fact that grouphug.us has a fucking RSS FEED.
<rolloffle> human misery delivered straight to your newsreader!
#857 20:08 27 September 2006 [+] 0 [-]
<enid> my exposure to goatse will be a surprising advantage on this course
<enid> i can look at a picture of some advanced anal warty things without blinking
#66 17:58 02 May 2003 [+] 5 [-] ArcNET #chat
<memoreks> QUICK! Turn on the TV! All Gays, Drug dealers, BMW Drivers and annoying Teenagers have died!!
<memoreks> Carlsberg don't send IRC messages, but if they did, they'd be the best messages in the world...
<memoreks> <g>
#1008 17:39 26 July 2007 [+] 393 [-] irc.fa.gs #oublinet
16:44 < gabriel> ANAL FUCKFEST THRILL OLYMPICS
#758 15:50 06 August 2005 [+] 1 [-]
15:15 -!- Topic for #uknot: <@Enid> i went to see romeo and juliet at the globe and "Mercutio" pointed me out as "a very good whore"
15:15 -!- Topic set by adama [adama@omega.memetic.org] [Thu Aug  4 12:36:20 2005]

#756 12:18 03 August 2005 [+] 0 [-] ircnet #uknot
12:04 <@merl> I hate sky+
12:04 <@merl> it's like tivo--

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