Random Quotes
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#721
21:51
21 April 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
unknown
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<SueGirl> vendetta reminds me of quake, I run around aimlessly till someone kills me, and like a stupid puppy,I go back for more
<grifferz> maybe women should have their own computer games based upon shopping for items they never knew they needed before they left the house, and asking questions to which there are no correct answers. The simple goals of Blowing Shit Up suffice for male entertainment
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#690
18:45
13 March 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@sooB> right, pub time as the house is now full of plastic sworders
<@Biddle> plastic sworders?
<@sooB> live role players
<@Biddle> oh lord help us all
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#812
21:18
07 June 2006 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@winjer> i was at a beach party once and a friend of mine managed to
take so much ecstacy he lost his trousers and got punched in the
face by an angler
<@winjer> we never found his trousers
<@ror> what angered the angler?
<@winjer> being ranted at whilst angling
<@winjer> my mate was very caned and just wouldn't shut up
<@winjer> and the guy was just fishing
<@winjer> so in the end he punched him out just to make him go away
<@winjer> on the whole we thought it was fair comment, basically
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#795
15:57
12 December 2005 [+]
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Fotopic
#rudeusers
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5:56 <@Stacey> ohhh pine cones
15:56 <@samrad> the non-removable anal treat
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#717
15:18
20 April 2005 [+]
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IRCNet
#dl-bar
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<@cenhinen> blimey, where do you work where the buses start in the middle of the night?
<@Charlee> lol, this was in wigan
<@Charlee> i like complaining loudly about not being able to see the road properly when it's raining
<@Charlee> and watching the passengers turn to each other with a worried look in my mirror
<@cenhinen> "can everyone hold on for a sec, i want to try something"
<@Charlee> lol
<@cenhinen> "does anyone know where we are?"
<@cenhinen> oh, hours of fun
<@Charlee> rofl
<@Iain> lol
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#37
12:52
26 April 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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*** X changes the topic to '(weaser) Uncle Sam says: "Join the army!".'
*** X changes the topic to '(weaser) YOU WANT PENIS ?'
<Sourcerer> MY NUTS ON YOUR CHIN WEASER
<weaser> YOU NUTS ON YOUR CHIN!
<weaser> YOUR EVEN
<Sourcerer> MY NAME IS PETEY
<Sourcerer> AND I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS
<weaser> THEN ITS OK, IF YOUR A PETRICÉ
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#226
17:43
25 July 2003 [+]
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OFTC
#slackware
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<mesa> woman in general will speed up a mans aging process
<mesa> and thats all i have to say about that
<adama> indeed
<adama> it's been scientifically proven that you'll live longer wanking in the dark than fucking hot chix
<phreakinb> well that sucks
<adama> it explains why RMS refuses to die though
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#5931
05:56
05 November 2008 [+]
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EFnet
#psp
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10:44:24pm <Crash-> ok ignore me
10:44:34pm <|Shadow|> ignored
10:44:38pm <Crash-> thx
10:44:44pm <|Shadow|> your welcome
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#907
10:15
07 March 2007 [+]
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MAGnet
#london.pm
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<osfameron> :q
<osfameron> bah
<ilmari> osfameron: why are you licking your nose?
<denny> to impress the chicks
<osfameron> ilmari: because vim requires me to lick my nose
<pfig> suuuuuure
<wiggly> denny: licking your eyebrows impresses the chicks, the nose is far too common
<pfig> wiggly: no, licking their genitalia impresses chicks
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#314
01:50
22 November 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<Leland> the sheriff has released details of the raid on Michael Jackson's house
<Leland> Class A drugs found in the lounge
<Leland> Class B drugs found in the bathroom
<Leland> and Class 4C found in the bedroom
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#503
15:50
23 May 2004 [+]
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* KM|sleep is now known as KM
<NCTintedBlue> helo km.
<NCTintedBlue> I have been waiting for you
<NCTintedBlue> I am the architect
<NCTintedBlue> though you have many questions the first you ask will also be the most irrelevant
* NCTintedBlue (NCTintedBl@39582778.nc.14056255.com.hmsk) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<KM> the peer pwned the matrix
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#288
22:22
18 September 2003 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@shadyron> cheers
<@_Nor> is filmed before a live studio audience
<@_Nor> I've often wondered if it was common practice in other shows to film before a dead studio audience
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#746
01:02
02 July 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#blitzed
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<@grifferz> I wrote in my dad's most recent birthday card, "I'm proud to
have a father who fully embraces wireless communication, even
if only limited to the tv remote at present"
<@grifferz> but he said "what do you mean? can you get that internet
without wires now?"
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#232
09:17
31 July 2003 [+]
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EFNet
#J-Lo
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<Dyason> They've got EZ2Dancer machines at magazone!!!
<Dyason> My life is complete
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#386
14:54
04 March 2004 [+]
-5
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oftc
#blug
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< stees> in the last 5 minutes ive had 12 penis related spams
< rory> i dont ever get any
< gdh> etc. :)
< rory> maybe they're trying to tell you something
< idoru> i hev no willy, etc
< stees> indeed
< stees> i forgot to put on my willy this morning
< stees> maybe thats it
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#276
13:49
08 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
uknot
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<christe> anyone seen will?
<SlayerXP> yeah, ugly isin't he?
<SlayerXP> isn't
<InfraRed_> hehe
<christel> bah
<Biddles> lol
<InfraRed_> beaten to a joke by SlayerXP :)
* Biddles hugs christel
<SlayerXP> InfraRed_: 1-0
--- You have been kicked from #uknot by InfraRed_ (1-1)
--> You are now talking on #uknot
--- Topic for #uknot is [11:06] <natm> my ass is sor as fuck <-- meet up with rawr did not go as planned
--- Topic for #uknot set by adama!~adama@user-413.bbd01tcl.dsl.pol.co.uk at Mon Sep 8 11:06:45
<SlayerXP> that doesn't count
--- adama sets ban on *!*bigboss@*.waverley.e-corner.co.uk
--- adama removes channel operator status from InfraRed_
<-- adama has kicked InfraRed_ from #uknot (lewser)
<SlayerXP> half-time, innit
--- adama gives channel operator status to SlayerXP
<SlayerXP> noooo
--- adama gives channel operator status to merl
<SlayerXP> you spoiled the joke
<_Nor> here we go
<adama> lol
<adama> thought infra was just being a cock again
--- _Nor removes ban on *!*bigboss@*.waverley.e-corner.co.uk
--- SlayerXP removes ban on infrared1!*@*
<SlayerXP> oops
<_Nor> nice work SlayerXP
--- adama sets ban on *!*@*pie
--> InfraRed_ (~bigboss@intranet-gw.waverley.e-corner.co.uk) has joined #uknot
--- jtb gives channel operator status to InfraRed_
--- adama sets exempt on *!*@*
<InfraRed_> adama: i think you should behave yourself
<adama> i think you should remove your cunt chip
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#773
17:35
02 October 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#blitzed
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<@strtok> grifferzhoney
<@grifferz> strtokdear..
<@Eyecon> gayers
<@grifferz> OFF MY LAWN
* @strtok fertilizes grifferz's lawn
<@grifferz> I'm sorry but if I am going gay I am going to be the one doing the fertilising
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#5894
01:16
09 August 2008 [+]
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DALnet
#Medical
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*** dawg88 has joined #medical
(dawg88) hi, are all people in this channel doctors?
(+Reggae) yup.
(dawg88) i just wanna know how the possibility of a father to inherit a sickle cell anaemia gene to his son???
(+Reggae) humm, does his son has a sister?
(dawg88) yeah
(+Reggae) is she hot?
(dawg88) fuck you
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#518
05:40
29 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<h3n> you can get high from the niacin if you stuff enough bananas into your large intestine.
<h3n> knowing is half the battle
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#286
00:09
17 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* Rawr makes a note not to use that chat up line again.
<cheesey> hm?
<Rawr> "If a tree falls down in a forest and nobody is around to see...
<Rawr> ...what's your phone number?"
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