Random Quotes
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#286
00:09
17 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* Rawr makes a note not to use that chat up line again.
<cheesey> hm?
<Rawr> "If a tree falls down in a forest and nobody is around to see...
<Rawr> ...what's your phone number?"
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#267
20:29
26 August 2003 [+]
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NChat.org
#combustion
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[17:34] *** Happykid is now known as Happybbl
[17:35] *** adam is now known as adam\bath\honestly
[18:30] *** adam\bath\honestly is now known as adam
[18:33] * adam attempts to summon nidhi using a cup of tea and half a slice of apple pie
[18:33] *** Happybbl is now known as Happykid
[18:34] * adam writes that down for later use
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#682
02:51
09 January 2005 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<Biddle> Cor
<Biddle> Our local library hires out DVDs
<Biddle> £1.20 for up to 3 DVDs
<Ser_Olmy> "Now in stock - the sound of music (colour)"
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#88
15:09
14 May 2003 [+]
-1
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ArcNET
#worms
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<Muttley> I hated german, curse my parents for thinking it was a better pick than spanish
<adem> spanish is horrible :O
<Muttley> better than german
<adem> not if you want someone to shit on your chest whilst they wank in your face
<Ng_> haha
<Muttley> well, you kinda made my case there
<Muttley> :)
<adem> that would have made people want to learn german in dl-bar ;\
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#67
18:02
02 May 2003 [+]
7
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<evilmark> do a shit and eat it
<evilmark> oh. sorry. wrong window.
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#845
19:42
17 August 2006 [+]
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<bgeek> dvla want to charge an extra lb2.50 renew road tax online
<bgeek> fuck it, i work in town anyway so why waste 2.50 when i walk to a post office
<bgeek> do they think i'm fucking stupid
<bgeek> don't answer that
<InfraRed_> waste 30 mins queing at the postoffice instead
<InfraRed_> during your 20 mins lunch hour
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#883
09:41
09 January 2007 [+]
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* Ser_Olmy receives best excuse yet for ebay buyer going quiet
<Ser_Olmy> "Hi sorry that I haven't gotten back to you since last week but my brother and I ran in to some trouble with the police while we were moving our stuff to our new house. We were stopped and the police demanded us to show proof that the stuff we had in the car belonged to ourselves. Most of the stuff we have are used items and as such we were not able to proove our ownership. They then confiscated our stuff including my mobile phone"
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#218
17:18
20 July 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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* Freaky APPEARS AS z3r0k00l
<bart> Freaky, does that mean you have no level of coolness? :)
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#5892
15:17
31 July 2008 [+]
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freenode
#cisco
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< Dimik> fuck obama.
* adama looks at dimik
* Dimik hides
< adama> a) learn to spell my nick, b) that's not very nice :(
< Dimik> xD
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#16
01:52
24 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adem> on further contemplation, halle berry really isn't all that hot, is she?
*** You were kicked by d4n (who stole your hetrosexuality?)
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#427
11:58
22 April 2004 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<@merl> she's going to be the new member of the network team
<@merl> I've decided
<@Robyn> A wise decision
<@fredead> she can sit in craigs place :)
<@cenhinen> i was going to ask what are her qualifications, but i've seen the picture now
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#951
13:16
20 June 2007 [+]
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essex
mgs
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<freakyclown> why when i see the name philip i can only ever hear it in the tone from rugrats?
<Phil> because it's your own voice you hear, which you cry out as you're humping a gay sex doll, fantasising about babies ?
<freakyclown> that might do it i guess
* Phil nods
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#6168
19:23
25 May 2009 [+]
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Rizon
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<timbuktu> no response from the server
<nono> Strange...
<timbuktu> it was like it was saying, "i'm sorry dave... i can't do that"
<nono> 2001
<timbuktu> *shudders* creeeepy.
<timbuktu> 2009, an irc odyssey
<nono> "Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster! It's full of bots."
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#563
13:15
09 June 2004 [+]
-3
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> Leaving for Le Mans in about an hour though \o/
<@SlayerXP> going to sneak into the elisa garage for a wank?
<@SlayerXP> elise
<@Rawr> What?
* Alasdair wanks Rawr
<@Rawr> You really are a deeply tragic and sad little man.
<@Alasdair> Thats a terrible thing to say about SlayerXP
<@Rawr> s/man/woman/
<@Rawr> Better?
<@SlayerXP> i can hardly be described as little
<@Rawr> You're tedious, Martin.
<@SlayerXP> talking to yourself?
<@Rawr> Repetitive, dull, boring and predictable.
<@Rawr> No, I'm talking to you.
<@SlayerXP> Rawr: I have bad points, to
<@Alasdair> dirty
<@Rawr> Hasn't it clicked yet that nobody actually likes you?
<@merl-> I do actually concur.
<@merl-> it's not that you're always a cock
<@merl-> it's that when you're a cock
<@merl-> you make up for all the times that you're not one
<@Rawr> And not in the comedy IRC sense of dislike. I mean the true sense
of dislike.
<@merl-> and you also seem to have a frighteningly large ego
<@merl-> and what's worth than that
<@merl-> there's no justification for it
<@merl-> you're a vaguely competent linux dork
<@merl-> you just need ..
<@merl-> a role model or something
< scoogle> are you offering merl? :)
<@Rawr> A personality that isn't completely contemptuous would be a keen start.
<@SlayerXP> I thank you for your opinions
<@SlayerXP> I have filed them in the approprite place.
<@merl-> I'm not necessarily suggesting that I would be a good role model for anyone.
< scoogle> but better than none?
<@merl-> hrmm....
< scoogle> heh
<@merl-> perhaps if the person that required it
<@merl-> was a crack addict
<@merl-> or maybe a paedophile
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#8
20:28
22 April 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<Leland> LGr: a very specific dictionary that I used to have access to many years ago when I was in the military.. a dictionary of russian vulgarisms
<Leland> was interesting reading.. over 250 different words for "fuck" depending on how it's done, where it's done, who it's done with, and who's looking.
<Leland> there was one word, about 9 letters, can't remember the word itself though.. but it meant "To have sex, doggy style, in a public place, usually an alleyway, with the woman watching for passers-by"
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#611
22:02
09 July 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Dessimat0r> ah well, its another 'keep an eye on the car' night.
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#364
16:00
07 January 2004 [+]
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DALNet
#sanguinarius
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<@l22h07> failing asleep on keyboard is bad
<@l22h07> falling
<@poppycat> yes it is
<@AndroSyn> zyd figured you fell asleep at the keyboard last night
<@Gil_AFK> makes a funny pattern on your face, tho.
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#440
07:19
01 May 2004 [+]
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irc.thaposse.org
#lobby
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<Kimojuno> I hate chewing
<Amun> really?
* Amun unzips pants
<Amun> no chewy!
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#432
10:22
27 April 2004 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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* tom_ mounts mally
<@InfraRed_> mount /dev/mally /mnt/storage/pr0n
<@tom_> 'device too gay'
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