Random Quotes
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#42
07:10
27 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* kurai wanders off to watch Solaris
<kurai> (The Solyaris/Lem remake, not the OS, you understand)
<kurai> hrmmm.
<kurai> It's only really in places like #UKNot that I would feel the need to explain that ;-)
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#291
20:45
22 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<christel> Howcome is it you can sue mcdonalds if you become fat, sue marlboro if you get cancer, but you cant sue breweries for all the ugly people you shag?
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#677
03:00
01 January 2005 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adama> Subject: Cron <root@markus> /root/scripts/update-mirrors.sh >>
<adama> Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 02:49:29 +0000
<adama> woo
<adama> first email of 2005
<adama> and it's from a cunting shell script
<adama> typical
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#311
19:49
17 November 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<RyanOC> Can anyone here *quickly* get me some 'net bandwith w/BGP at City Reach, Docklands? (Over Ethernet)
<adama> not over gas?
<adama> IPoverGas is thenextbigthing(tm)
<cenhinen> Ketchup Over MPLS
<scroteman> bluetooth over bluecheese
<jtb> brown sauce over saussage
<scroteman> this is getting ridiculous
<scroteman> neither brown sauce nor sausage is a protocol
<jtb> yes it is
<jtb> its a protocol for making my taste buds happy
<scroteman> and the RFC number is what?
<jtb> hmmm, i maybe ought to write one :)
<jtb> it would however require considerable research
<jtb> \o/
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#61
11:14
02 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<merl> I am totally unprejudiced about homosexuality
<merl> BUT ITS STILL YUCKY!!!
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#5893
10:10
01 August 2008 [+]
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netgoth
orgy
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< ryll> it probably should occur to me to have more of an acceptable behaviour filter at work
< ryll> so I don't do things like I did this morning
< ryll> the guy sitting next to me and I both had box cutters in our hands, slashing them about wildly and screaming "SSSTAB!" "STABSTAB!" at one another.
<@BurritoB> that's only inappropriate if you also had teatowels on your head
<@BurritoB> and claimed to be "Sheiks on a Plane"
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#407
10:59
19 March 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick)
<Skywalker> lol
<SlayerXP> there we go
<SlayerXP> less gay already
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#166
19:07
26 June 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#UKNOT
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<@paule> grow a huge beard, wear a towel on your head and call yourself Bob Laden
<@cpufreak> or Bob Ian Norman Laden
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#113
10:58
29 May 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<@will-h> job centres contain gasses to kill off the unemployed after a while
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#1215
12:45
11 October 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<denny> has anyone figured out what the hell people are doing when they 'take sexy back' from you on facebook?
<denny> I mean, is that an insult, a come-on, or what?
<Speedwolf> I thin kit's an insult
<denny> I was mostly assuming insult, but some people seem to be using it as a flirting tool
<Speedwolf> thin kit == emergency diet aid, contains wadded paper for eating and tapework eggs
<Speedwolf> s/k/m
<denny> SPAZHANDS!
<denny> \\\\o////
<Speedwolf> all spaz, not just the nads
<Speedwolf> s/nads/hands
<Speedwolf> how the hell did that happen?
<denny> lol?
* Speedwolf is now known as Spaznads
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#313
22:52
21 November 2003 [+]
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Undernet
Censored
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<bx> spak
<bx> ur gay too
<spak> no
<spak> im just hetrosexually challenged
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#205
15:39
16 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Rawr> ______
<Rawr> < moo? >
<Rawr> ------
<Rawr> \ ^__^
<Rawr> \ (oo)\_______
<Rawr> (__)\ )\/\
<Rawr> ||----w |
<Rawr> || ||
<scrotewrk> ahh - the common "double-tail-hinge" breed of cow
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#127
21:17
05 June 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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<C> bah
<C> changing dump2 to /hotspare was a bad idea
<C> cd /ho<tab><tab><tab><tab>
<C> "goddamnit"
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#281
16:19
11 September 2003 [+]
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letsbounce
#18-30
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<rik> i love the belief system.
<rik> when they see magical things, they believe in you a little more.
<rik> if they see a large, house-sized rock flying over the village, that inspires belief
<rik> if they see corpses dropped through the roof of the nursery, that inspires a lof of belief.
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#5039
11:18
04 March 2008 [+]
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MAGnet
#london.pm
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<gbjk> Dog and duck chucked us out at 7.30 on saturday!
<gbjk> In the middle of our deserts.
<gbjk> "Sorry, we've got a private function"
<teejay> eep
<Penfold> gbjk: there's gotta be a Java or C++ gag in there somewhere?
<teejay> did they not tell you before you sat down ?
<teejay> that's minimal professionalism
<Penfold> teejay: no, of course not. why would you expose a private member function outside your class? :)
<teejay> *sigh*
<Penfold> I'll get my coat.
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#268
14:55
27 August 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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* darkelf_ goes off to get coffee and unhook phone
<ob0t> hmm
<ob0t> caffeine
<ob0t> good idea
<ob0t> make me all jittery
<ob0t> then
<ob0t> STABBY STABBY
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#164
19:06
26 June 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<@Ser_Olmy_> all these new airport security checks are bollox(tm)
<@Ser_Olmy_> Miami xrays _all_ baggage, both hand and checked. so they xray my case, and the guy opens it to check it (i had a micropc and other small electronic devices in it)
<@Ser_Olmy_> inside, apart from the collection of geeky things, is a large sealed jiffy bag. he just picks it up, shakes it, and puts it back in. then spends 5 minutes looking at the micropc
<@Ser_Olmy_> it's a SEALED JIFFY BAG
<@Ser_Olmy_> with somebody elses name on it!
<@Ser_Olmy_> i.e. not mine
<@adem> with drug dog barking loudly behind?
<@Ser_Olmy_> no ;)
<@Ser_Olmy_> the grass smell had disippated since leaving my flat the day before ;)
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#875
12:36
12 December 2006 [+]
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Freenode
#linpeople
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* Jymmmm (n=Jymmmm@unaffiliated/jymmm) has joined #linpeople
<Jymmmm> Any suggestions for penetration testing?
<Zombie> Invite a few friends over.
* Jymmmm has quit ()
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#1
03:59
22 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Biddle> Oh, and the other really funny thing
<Biddle> A (rather nicely done up) Golf GTi full of 4 townie cunts took off from us out of the car park like a twat - ran a red light (saw the flash, so that was 3 points there) and him zooming off up the road (new forward-facing camera, no flash, another 3 points)
<Biddle> We pootled along at 30mph and three sets of traffic lights later, found him embedded in a wall :)
<Ser_Olmy> !
<scroteman> Shite
<Biddle> Couldn't be arsed stopping
<Ser_Olmy> hahahaha
<Ser_Olmy> not even to laugh?
<Ser_Olmy> in their bloodied faces
<Biddle> Nah, we might have to help then
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#64
11:41
02 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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[11:40] <CapnB> We're getting Oliver debagged next Friday.
[11:40] <CapnB> I'm thinking about ebaying his testicles.
[11:40] <adem> !!!
[11:40] <CapnB> he's full of catspunk, and the cat next door knows this :)
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