Random Quotes
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#1
03:59
22 April 2003 [+]
10
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Biddle> Oh, and the other really funny thing
<Biddle> A (rather nicely done up) Golf GTi full of 4 townie cunts took off from us out of the car park like a twat - ran a red light (saw the flash, so that was 3 points there) and him zooming off up the road (new forward-facing camera, no flash, another 3 points)
<Biddle> We pootled along at 30mph and three sets of traffic lights later, found him embedded in a wall :)
<Ser_Olmy> !
<scroteman> Shite
<Biddle> Couldn't be arsed stopping
<Ser_Olmy> hahahaha
<Ser_Olmy> not even to laugh?
<Ser_Olmy> in their bloodied faces
<Biddle> Nah, we might have to help then
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#646
05:07
02 September 2004 [+]
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irc.rstoolkit.com
#community
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<W13> aaaaaaaaaaaaa..... i just downloaded a 2GB game... in *GERMAN* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Davy> HAHA XD
* W13 hangs self
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#6231
23:17
03 March 2010 [+]
-9
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Efnet
#php
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
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#868
15:23
18 November 2006 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<Tara> Right, so I'm looking at a sexy underwear site. and t0m's sitting next to me. he says "Oo, I like that site.. wait.. it's table based.. lame"
<Tara> sexy underwear.
<Tara> my speshul g33k <3
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#561
19:20
07 June 2004 [+]
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ircnet
uknot
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<@Alasdair> cunts
<@Alasdair> I need a shit
<@cpufreak> you don't shit out of a cunt Alasdair.
<@leica> haha
<@Alasdair> Good job, as I don't have a cunt
<@leica> yet ironically an arsehole can be fucked
<@leica> no reciprocity
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#880
20:38
05 January 2007 [+]
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magnet
#perl
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<Shevek> Java is a programming langugae for grown ups. Perl is like mysql... it's fine until it breaks, and then you're fucked.
<buu> Awhhh, porr wittle shevek.
* buu pats Shevek on the head.
<Shevek> Case in point: I can't even find out the stack from Perl.
<buu> Shevek: That's so tragic.
<clintp> Shevek: Consider debugging then.
<buu> Shevek: Have you tried looking under the sofa?
<Shevek> clintp: I did, that's how I know it's in Email::MIME.
<avar> THE STACK IS UNDER THE SOFA
<clintp> Shevek: Sounds like you started debugging. Finish it!
<Shevek> That's the kind of place Perl would keep it. Makes hoovering faster, or something.
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#291
20:45
22 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<christel> Howcome is it you can sue mcdonalds if you become fat, sue marlboro if you get cancer, but you cant sue breweries for all the ugly people you shag?
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#563
13:15
09 June 2004 [+]
-3
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> Leaving for Le Mans in about an hour though \o/
<@SlayerXP> going to sneak into the elisa garage for a wank?
<@SlayerXP> elise
<@Rawr> What?
* Alasdair wanks Rawr
<@Rawr> You really are a deeply tragic and sad little man.
<@Alasdair> Thats a terrible thing to say about SlayerXP
<@Rawr> s/man/woman/
<@Rawr> Better?
<@SlayerXP> i can hardly be described as little
<@Rawr> You're tedious, Martin.
<@SlayerXP> talking to yourself?
<@Rawr> Repetitive, dull, boring and predictable.
<@Rawr> No, I'm talking to you.
<@SlayerXP> Rawr: I have bad points, to
<@Alasdair> dirty
<@Rawr> Hasn't it clicked yet that nobody actually likes you?
<@merl-> I do actually concur.
<@merl-> it's not that you're always a cock
<@merl-> it's that when you're a cock
<@merl-> you make up for all the times that you're not one
<@Rawr> And not in the comedy IRC sense of dislike. I mean the true sense
of dislike.
<@merl-> and you also seem to have a frighteningly large ego
<@merl-> and what's worth than that
<@merl-> there's no justification for it
<@merl-> you're a vaguely competent linux dork
<@merl-> you just need ..
<@merl-> a role model or something
< scoogle> are you offering merl? :)
<@Rawr> A personality that isn't completely contemptuous would be a keen start.
<@SlayerXP> I thank you for your opinions
<@SlayerXP> I have filed them in the approprite place.
<@merl-> I'm not necessarily suggesting that I would be a good role model for anyone.
< scoogle> but better than none?
<@merl-> hrmm....
< scoogle> heh
<@merl-> perhaps if the person that required it
<@merl-> was a crack addict
<@merl-> or maybe a paedophile
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#48
12:39
27 April 2003 [+]
-10
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<d4n> i'll have a 99 pie with a flake ta
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#344
10:11
29 December 2003 [+]
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irc.dal.net
#sanguinarius
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<iCEhOT> erm
<iCEhOT> just get powermenu man
<Ven|Semiafk> powermenu?
<iCEhOT> yeah
<iCEhOT> look it up on google
<Ven|Semiafk> hmm
<Ven|Semiafk> google?
<Gil_AFK> look it up in altavista.
<Gil_AFK> once you found out what google is, look up powermenu in google
<Gil_AFK> you might try to find out what altavista is, by using a AOL search engine first, tho.
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#151
11:04
19 June 2003 [+]
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freenode
#debian
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<ghido> hi could anyone suggest me a very good irc server? i have to run it inside an company and it must have a restricted access my User/Pass. Thanks
<SlayerXP> ghido: has your systems administrator given you permission to run an irc server?
<ghido> SlayerXP: i'm the system administrator
<SlayerXP> ghido: then how come you don't know how to use a search engine?
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#753
13:40
28 July 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +ooo andyd InfraRed Orac
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +ooo pndc ror scratty
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +ooo Ser_Olmy simon_ stoneboy
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +o Weety
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +o ^Khelben^
<@cenhinen> don't you like the other 2?
<@InfraRed> THEY BOTH SUCK ASS
<@InfraRed> AND DONT DESERVE @
<@cenhinen> they both suck off donkeys?
<@winjer> donkeys and asses are different
<@winjer> oh no they aren't
<@winjer> ignore me
<@cenhinen> ok
<@Mr_Flibbl> so you can't tell the difference between a donkey and an ass ?
<@cenhinen> /ignore winjer
<@Mr_Flibbl> so next time your so says stick it in my ass ...
<@winjer> i was thinking of mules
<@Mr_Flibbl> whatever turns you on
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#287
02:01
18 September 2003 [+]
5
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IRCnet
#uknot
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*** Rawr changes the topic to '<Rawr> Oh, and you smell of poo. <InfraRed> thanks, i am trying to master that'
<InfraRed> i fart in your general direction
<Rawr> I can't make out the smell of the fart over your 'natural' gut-wrenching odour.
<InfraRed> that could be dangerous
<Rawr> As could moving you near a naked flame.
<InfraRed> with IQ that low you shouldnt be able to use irc
<InfraRed> let alone a keyboard
<InfraRed> you're probably the only person with negative IQ score
<Rawr> Coming from someone who thinks the plural of 'sheep' is 'geese', that's big.
<InfraRed> plural of sheep is mince
<InfraRed> ie, you
<Rawr> The prosecution rests.
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#380
13:22
19 January 2004 [+]
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freenode
#debian
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<ezra> cafuego: in telnet to port 25 on localhost i try to do "rcpt to: tester at localhost" and i get the error that "555 Unsupported option: at"
<filp> ezra: many emails now use the @ symbol
<filp> ezra: it's a new invention
* SlayerXP sniggers
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#5885
19:48
08 June 2008 [+]
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ZIRC
#cogsbristol
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[Capuchin is a guy]
<Capuchin> i use my bra as a purse
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#754
15:25
29 July 2005 [+]
3
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ircnet
#uknot
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[15:20:13] <@merl> dude
[15:20:15] <@Mr_Flibbl> oh trainers
[15:20:20] <@merl> kiss my ass
[15:20:22] <@merl> they suck
[15:20:28] <Alasdair> you suck
[15:20:30] <@merl> no
[15:20:31] <Alasdair> i think they rawk
[15:20:34] <@merl> well dude
[15:20:40] <@merl> you haven't been laid since the 90s
[15:20:57] <@merl> and that was child abuse
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#592
22:41
25 June 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Pi> i am drinking caffee latte in a mining town coffee bar using some AP provided by the local dinkputer store
<Pi> this is an episode of friends waiting to happen
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#369
14:39
10 January 2004 [+]
-1
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<@bb> Exchange Name:ATM LONDON ILFORD NODE 8_
<@bb> Anticipated Clear Time:23:12
<@bb> Progress report: ENGINEER ON SITE AND DEALING
<@bb> doens't say if its crack or dope
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#268
14:55
27 August 2003 [+]
-1
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Undernet
#cisco
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* darkelf_ goes off to get coffee and unhook phone
<ob0t> hmm
<ob0t> caffeine
<ob0t> good idea
<ob0t> make me all jittery
<ob0t> then
<ob0t> STABBY STABBY
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#1365
12:24
16 October 2007 [+]
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freenode
#defocus
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<Werdna> jesus christ, she invites me to her room alone
<Werdna> and I'm thinking "ooh, this is good"
<Werdna> so she sits on my lap, and spends the next hour showing me pictures of some people I don't know on facebook :(
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