Random Quotes
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#534
02:13
31 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<rolloffle> "When the GNAA saw the breadth of their domain, they wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
<vSKIZZILE> WTF DOES BREADTH MEAN
<Rucas> www.iamafuckingidiotandineedadictionary.com
<vSKIZZILE> LOL
<vSKIZZILE> 4REALNIG?
<Rucas> yeah why not
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#672
21:56
19 December 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adama> <3 stilton and broccoli soup
<Clive> mmm white stilton with strawberries rocks
<adama> clive, you racialist
<Clive> I'm no racist foo
<adama> you are!
<adama> you said white stilton
<adama> how do you think that makes the other stilton feel?
<Clive> FOAD
<adama> RACIALIST.
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#5931
05:56
05 November 2008 [+]
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EFnet
#psp
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10:44:24pm <Crash-> ok ignore me
10:44:34pm <|Shadow|> ignored
10:44:38pm <Crash-> thx
10:44:44pm <|Shadow|> your welcome
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#165
19:06
26 June 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#UKNOT
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<@Ser_Olmy_> change my name to 'Ian Andrew Mark Anthony Terrorist' so i can label my bags 'I AM A TERRORIST'
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#780
13:23
06 October 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<Fuzzled> i have brown socks on
<Fuzzled> oops
<Fuzzled> ww
<@cenhinen> Fuzzled: interesting chatup line
<Fuzzled> mmmm..
<Fuzzled> it dosen't seem to work
<Fuzzled> i've tried it many 'a time
<Fuzzled> but they just seem to walk off
<@Rawr> Maybe because you're hideously ugly?
<Fuzzled> you know i've always had a strange suspicion that could have
something to do with it
<Fuzzled> but my mummy says i'm her hansome little man
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#5426
10:19
03 April 2008 [+]
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jump
jump
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<@Rick> Morning
* jeremy rolls Rick over in front of an unsuspecting IRC channel
<@Rick> I think we've found the person guilty of the recent spate of Rick-Rolling!
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#524
06:22
30 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Ich> http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/elfbang.jpg
<rolloffle> "elfbang.jpg"
<Ich> yeah
<KiSSy> LOL I HAD TO CLICK IT
<h3n> it didn't get past my photoshopped elf sex irc firewall.
<Ich> too bad
<KiSSy> THAT'S THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL THING I'VE SEEN IN ABOUT
<KiSSy> FIVE MINUTES
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#845
19:42
17 August 2006 [+]
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<bgeek> dvla want to charge an extra lb2.50 renew road tax online
<bgeek> fuck it, i work in town anyway so why waste 2.50 when i walk to a post office
<bgeek> do they think i'm fucking stupid
<bgeek> don't answer that
<InfraRed_> waste 30 mins queing at the postoffice instead
<InfraRed_> during your 20 mins lunch hour
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#736
01:21
26 May 2005 [+]
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undernet
private
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(01:17:01) lucid: so you know how i boned sonia
(01:17:02) lucid: blabla
(01:17:05) merl: sonia?
(01:17:05) merl: no
(01:17:06) lucid: well god got back at me
(01:17:07) merl: who is that?
(01:17:09) lucid: my gf's best friend
(01:17:10) lucid: in college
(01:17:12) merl: !
(01:17:14) lucid: rofl
(01:17:16) lucid: ok so
(01:17:17) merl: oh so ages ago
(01:17:18) merl: ?
(01:17:19) lucid: ya
(01:17:21) merl: cool
(01:17:23) merl: right?
(01:17:26) lucid: well i've been waiting for the karmic debt to hit
(01:17:28) merl: what did he get back at you with
(01:17:30) lucid: it came back in the best way
(01:17:37) lucid: her boyfriend at the time
(01:17:39) lucid: my best friend
(01:17:40) lucid: haha
(01:17:44) lucid: well i told him about it cus we met up
(01:17:48) merl: !
(01:17:48) lucid: and i wanted to come clean
(01:17:51) lucid: turns out he's been fucking my sister
(01:17:52) merl: and he kicked your ass?
(01:17:52) lucid: lol
(01:17:56) merl: hahahahaha
(01:17:59) merl: oh shit
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#902
13:47
23 March 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<Tara> how crazy would it be to have Alzheimers?
<Tara> my great aunt died of that last year, but she was all like "hiya mum! are we going to the beach today?"
<footooratika> My nanna is loopy
<footooratika> she swims 80 lengths in the pool every day.
<EdwardS> My Grandfather used to drive a Porsche at 76, and did his own patio.
<EdwardS> It was horrible how fast he went downhill :(
<denny> in a porsche? I bet
* denny gets his coat.
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#906
13:22
01 March 2007 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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[Linzi] anyone know who slayer works with?
[Linzi] i think hes called steve?
<GazMob> xander and willow?
<GazMob> lol
<_iain_> lol
<cenhinen> heh
<GazMob> i'm sorry. i'll go sit in the corner.
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#139
00:17
11 June 2003 [+]
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EFnet
#somewhereelse
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<+bap> i like german porno
<+bap> if that counts
<+bap> Ja!
<+bap> oooo ja!
<+bap> cooooome!
<+bap> its so funny
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#815
10:48
08 June 2006 [+]
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<Ser_Olmy> lol ace, the police nicked the guy sending 3g video phone of his cock to my gf
<Ser_Olmy> hope it's not one of you lot, she's pressing charges
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#6161
11:13
17 March 2009 [+]
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freenode
#geekup
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* squizzle slaps a "WARNING: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT" sticker on Will's mug
* squizzle also slaps a "WARNING: CONTENTS MAY BE RETARDED" on Will's forehead
* Will\work puts the sticker on his boxers
<Will\work> DAMNIT
<Will\work> the first sticker
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#41
06:25
27 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adama> adam's turn to need pie now :|
<adama> had pie
<adama> pie gone
* adama needs to start singing the blues
<adama> dog ate mah pie...
<kurai> #Woke up in d'mornin' ...
<kurai> #An' ma pie was gawn ...
<kurai> #I thawt 'bout puddin' ...
<kurai> #But dat'd be jus wrawng ...
<kurai> #I got da bluuuuueess for ma pie ...
<kurai> #Goin' aaaawwwn
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#759
05:19
21 August 2005 [+]
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757.org
#757
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<hurd> I probably know what the problem is
<hurd> and it pisses me off
<hurd> fucking turd OS
12:08AM <meltphace> linux?
<hurd> freebsd
12:08AM <meltphace> your way into the freebsd hate.
<hurd> well-deserved hate
12:08AM <meltphace> okay so the scheduler is broke. Thats not important.
<hurd> some faggort in berkeley
<hurd> crapped out a turd covered in lube and blood
<hurd> and called it freebsd
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#768
09:11
23 September 2005 [+]
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freenode
#classiccmp
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* toresbe puts pizza into oven
< toresbe> tore@fortran:~$ sleep 10m; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep;
beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep;
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#250
10:45
07 August 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<jtb> i am struggling to motivate myself today
<SlayerXP> jtb: imagine a horny Neil McRae who's after your ass wearing BMW pyjamas
<SlayerXP> he's chasing you
<jtb> SlayerXP, you are sick
<SlayerXP> jtb: I'm not the one with McRae after my ass
<jtb> i dont want McRae and my arse will stay a virgin till the day i die thankyou
* jtb does the filing
<SlayerXP> he also has a bottle of daterape drugs in his jimjams pocket.
<SlayerXP> i'd put a packet of wetwipes in the fridge if I were you
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#549
20:54
01 June 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<rkz> futurma should have nick bergs head in one of those jars
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#157
08:23
23 June 2003 [+]
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freenode
#debian
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<zeufii> Okay, here's the deal folks. There is an "operator" in #gentoo that is an egomaniac beyond anything most of us have ever seen. He will call you names. He will threaten you with expulsion. He will even threaten your life. But worst of all, he will call you a "troll" This "operator" has the balls of an elephant.
<zeufii> He has so,so,so much gaul. After he is through ruining your reputation, he bans you from gentoo! Then, he makes you get down on your knees and beg like a little school girl. It turns into a match of wits. Except, this "operator" has no wit whatsoever. He has gaul, and anger, and no honor at all. He is not only a danger to me, he is a danger to us all.
<ushort> peregil: then at first sight, it doesn't look like a hanging init script.
<zeufii> This "operator" is none other than RAC! You coward, where is the 1st Amendment? Do you clamor for the return of the Soviet Union? Are you living in communist China this very minute!? RAC?!
<SlayerXP> zeufii: I think you've mistaken us for #peoplewhocare
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