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#759 05:19 21 August 2005 [+] 1 [-] 757.org #757
<hurd> I probably know what the problem is
<hurd> and it pisses me off
<hurd> fucking turd OS
12:08AM <meltphace> linux?
<hurd> freebsd
12:08AM <meltphace> your way into the freebsd hate.
<hurd> well-deserved hate
12:08AM <meltphace> okay so the scheduler is broke. Thats not important.
<hurd> some faggort in berkeley
<hurd> crapped out a turd covered in lube and blood
<hurd> and called it freebsd

#753 13:40 28 July 2005 [+] 7 [-] ircnet #uknot
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +ooo andyd InfraRed Orac
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +ooo pndc ror scratty
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +ooo Ser_Olmy simon_ stoneboy
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +o Weety
leicaWRK [~leica@gate1.steel-design.co.uk] has set mode +o ^Khelben^
<@cenhinen> don't you like the other 2?
<@InfraRed> THEY BOTH SUCK ASS
<@InfraRed> AND DONT DESERVE @
<@cenhinen> they both suck off donkeys?
<@winjer> donkeys and asses are different
<@winjer> oh no they aren't
<@winjer> ignore me
<@cenhinen> ok
<@Mr_Flibbl> so you can't tell the difference between a donkey and an ass ?
<@cenhinen>  /ignore winjer
<@Mr_Flibbl> so next time your so says stick it in my ass ...
<@winjer> i was thinking of mules
<@Mr_Flibbl> whatever turns you on
#407 10:59 19 March 2004 [+] -3 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick)
<Skywalker> lol
<SlayerXP> there we go
<SlayerXP> less gay already
#5890 16:48 28 July 2008 [+] 5 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@Rawr> Jesus Christ, that was the most pointless phone conversation ever.
<@Rawr> "Hi, can I talk to someone about bespoke software for your company."
<@Rawr> "Yes, you can talk to me."
<@Rawr> "Hi, we write software specifically for your industry."
<@Rawr> "Oh, we have our own in-house development team. We write our own software."
<@Rawr> "But we can write bespoke software for your industry, completely unique."
<@Rawr> "We write software specific to our *company* which is completely unique."
<@Rawr> "...."
<@Rawr> "...."
<@Rawr> "Ok, thanks for your time."

#821 11:23 16 June 2006 [+] 2 [-]
* Biddles sits on Enid's lap and watches the world go by
<Enid> the world must go by pretty quickly when you've been thrown out of the window

#608 12:28 08 July 2004 [+] 9 [-] ircnet #dl-bar
<joe-> hmm.. tricky manoever here.. Tufnell Park!
<joe-> (we are playing the 1856 French Exclusion rules)
<will-h> I'll go round the backpassage and raise you Finchley Central
<joe-> (oh, clever one.. not seen since gregor popov in the phillipines during the 50's)
<joe-> ah!
<joe-> gotcha
<joe-> Stamford Brook!
* joe- snickers at his own guile
<Iain> that's not a legal move surely
<Rawr> WHAT.
<Rawr> THE.
<Rawr> FUCK.
<Footle> you're breaking Rawr
<Footle> continue
<joe-> Iain: 1856 French exclusion.. don't forget.. Stamford Brook is fine
<Rawr> That's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen on IRC.
<Rawr> Which is up against some pretty stiff competition.
* joe- grins
<Rawr> Though I haven't seen Tom's 'eels' yet.
<joe-> come on will-h
<Iain> joe hmmmmmm, maybe, as long as the Wilford Manoeuvre is disallowed
<}Night{> as per the 1946 rule modification though, a stamford brook directly after a finchley central would surely be invalid
<}Night{> causing all players to retake their last turn
<joe-> no, i think not!
* snowgoose laughs at Night. You are one of those rule book people with no creativity
<joe-> but, if you wish.. Lambeth North!
*** Tue May 18 17:15:00 2004
<joe-> (even better.. I have him cornered now)
<}Night{> hahaha. lambeth north... that's an easy return, i could clapham common from there, but i think actually i'll oval!
<}Night{> silly!
<Footle> Tsk
<Footle> I'm going to claim special dispensation having consumed immense amounts of LSD as per the 1968 woodstock bloodfest and say "Stalybridge"
<Footle> get out of that, bastards
<alze> hahaha
<joe-> hmm..
<joe-> Actually..
<joe-> you know what? Stalybridge after Lambeth North!
* huggie glues Footle back together again
<joe-> that means I can, doesn't it?
<joe-> yes!
<joe-> Mornington Crescent!
<joe-> I win!
* Footle burps
* joe- bounces around

#700 20:09 03 April 2005 [+] 4 [-] oftc #offtopic
<DannyB> bash.org - The world's biggest circlejerk
<AlexG> DannyB: Offtopic tries, but we can't beat their numbers.
* riel changes topic to '<DannyB> bash.org - The world's biggest circlejerk  <AlexG> DannyB: Offtopic tries, but we can't beat'
* pinskia changes topic to '<DannyB> bash.org - The world's biggest circlejerk  <AlexG> DannyB: Offtopic tries, but we can't beat || Pinski really needs a job now.'
* pinskia changes topic to '<DannyB> bash.org - The world's biggest circlejerk  <AlexG> DannyB: Offtopic tries, but we can't beat || Pinski really needs a job now. (oh and a girl friend)'
<riel> I don't think you'll find either on #offtopic
<AlexG> pinskia: Maybe if you tried going out in the world and doing something with yourself instead of advertising yourself as a jobless man whore in the topic.
#1505 11:03 22 October 2007 [+] -5 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<Tara> at work, I have been set a very challenging challenge
<f0x> does it involve coming into work on time, not using IRC and having regular sleeping patterns?
#590 00:57 25 June 2004 [+] -4 [-] Rizon (irc.sex0rz.us:6667) #5chan
<kittense> that's like kiddy porn or something:?
<HolloW> its porn with a baby in it but i wouldnt classify it as kiddy porn
<kittense> i wonder what more people look at
<kittense> the cooter or the baby
<kittense> the baby is much cuter
<kittense> that is one ugly cooter
<HolloW> what is a cooter?
<kittense> you never had a cooter?
<HolloW> i just dont know what it is
<kittense> snatch
<kittense> you know what snatch is?
<HolloW> no
<kittense> poontang?
<HolloW> a word that may exist in the english dictionary?
<kittense> umm
<kittense> pussy?
<kittense> cunt?
<kittense> twat?
<kittense> any of those ring a bell?
<HolloW> got it
#82 16:29 09 May 2003 [+] -17 [-] IRCNet #eu-opers
<Bart-> i was so happy
<Bart-> getting a query from a girl
<infra^> girl on irc?
<infra^> its an urban myth
<Bart-> she had a girl nick ;(
<Bart-> 20:48 <Annie24> hi Bart-
<Bart-> 20:48 <Annie24> have we talked yet?
<Bart-> you see
<infra^> spam bot ?
<Bart-> and then the evil part
<Bart-> 20:50 <Annie24> if you are looking for real love or sexpartner, check this page out: http://blah.blah.blah
<Bart-> 20:50 <Annie24> i'm sorry, i've got to leave. see ya later
<Bart-> but she had to leave ;(
<infra^> part time spam bot ?
* infra^ submits it to bash.org
<Bart-> w8
<Bart-> i was talking back
<Bart-> :)
<Bart-> i'll paste the whole thingie
<Bart-> 20:48 -!- Irssi: Starting query in IRCNet6 with Annie24
<Bart-> 20:48 <Annie24> hi Bart-
<Bart-> 20:48 <Annie24> have we talked yet?
<Bart-> 20:49 <Annie24> i see. i've got something for you
<Bart-> 20:49 <Bart-> oh whats that?
<Bart-> 20:50 <Annie24> if you are looking for real love or sexpartner, check this page out: http://blah.blah.blah
<Bart-> 20:50 <Annie24> i'm sorry, i've got to leave. see ya later
<Bart-> 20:50 <Bart-> lol
<Bart-> 20:50 <Bart-> evil spammer

#793 10:36 12 December 2005 [+] 0 [-] Fotopic #admin
10:32 <@samrad> saw Narnia last night
10:32 <@will> opened your wardrobe again?
10:33 <@samrad> pretty good, but lacked something
10:33 <@will> i wish narnia would fuck off sometimes, i keep on getting clothes out of the cupboard with snow and lion shit on them
10:33 <@samrad> It never cleans out does it

#814 21:20 07 June 2006 [+] 1 [-] quakenet #lipex
<@rob> Night.
<@cliveo> Sweet dreams
<@flange> are made of this
<@cupis> Who am I to disagree?
* flange travelled the world and the seven seas
<@cupis> Everybody's looking for something
<@flange> Some of them want to depeer you
<@cupis> Some of them want to peer with you


#37 12:52 26 April 2003 [+] 0 [-] Undernet #cisco
*** X changes the topic to '(weaser) Uncle Sam says: "Join the army!".'
*** X changes the topic to '(weaser) YOU WANT PENIS ?'
<Sourcerer> MY NUTS ON YOUR CHIN WEASER
<weaser> YOU NUTS ON YOUR CHIN!
<weaser> YOUR EVEN
<Sourcerer> MY NAME IS PETEY
<Sourcerer> AND I HAVE GIGANTIC BALLS
<weaser> THEN ITS OK, IF YOUR A PETRICÉ
#72 15:09 04 May 2003 [+] 8 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<christel> now im all curious about the loft again
<christel> but im a) afraid the rope is there
<christel> b) afraid it will be populated by huge massive spiders which will eat my brains
<Biddle> Spiders don't eat brains
<Biddle> That's silly
<christel> haha
<christel> they do too!
<Biddle> They drink the fluid from the cranial cavity
#108 03:25 26 May 2003 [+] -6 [-] IRCnet #dl-bar
<Ser_Olmy> fucksake
<}Night{> fucksake what?
<Ser_Olmy> i'm so stoned i just went to cut the other foots toenails and started the same foot again
#1030 13:41 01 August 2007 [+] 1 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<footooratika> my mumma bought me a bra with like...
<footooratika> slits for where the nipples should be
<syn> peephole bras--
<eVoot> peephole bras+-
<james> "peephole" makes me think of compiler optimisation. Computer science has *ruined* the fetish scene for me.
#399 15:18 26 March 2004 [+] 2 [-] ircnet #uknot
15:15 -!- Rawr [^rawr@thunder.rawr.info] has joined #uknot
15:15 -!- mode/#uknot [+o Rawr] by Alasdair
15:17 <@Alasdair> just out of curiosity, where is rawr? I haven't seen him online much
#690 18:45 13 March 2005 [+] 4 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@sooB> right, pub time as the house is now full of plastic sworders
<@Biddle> plastic sworders?
<@sooB> live role players
<@Biddle> oh lord help us all

#185 15:28 09 July 2003 [+] 4 [-] ArcNET #worms
<adem> the whole clara ops team got stuck in a lift on friday, apparently
<adem> quite skillful of them :/
<skutter> heh
<skutter> 3 hours after they get freed.. "why didn't you ask for help?" "we can't from in here." "why?" "no irc in the lift."
<adem> skutter : sounds about right :/
<skutter> yer innit
#805 13:27 06 June 2006 [+] 0 [-] IRCNet #uknot
<fredead> WHY IS 98% of the people I work with completel fuck wits
<Ser_Olmy> you work in sales?

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