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#5888 21:12 16 July 2008 [+] 4 [-] Undernet #iraq
<+Winsock> 104. What does BMW stand for?
<+Winsock> Here's your hint, answer space: -------- ----- -----
<+Winsock> Here's your 1st hint, Bavar--- ----- -----
<+Winsock> Here's your 2nd hint, Bavarian ----- -----
<@adama> bavarian motoror OMGINVADEPOLAND
<+Winsock> Here's your 3rd hint, Bavarian Moto- -----
<+Winsock> Time's up! The answer was: Bavarian Motor Works
<@adama> mine was better :(

#834 13:54 25 July 2006 [+] -5 [-] quakenet #lipex
<@merl_> chris roberts interviewing for the apprentice
<@^i^spy> well everyone who goes on that show seems to make a complete arse of themselves
<@^i^spy> the only person I've liked so far was the coloured LUT guy who won the first series
<@^i^spy> lets face it alan sugar is a bit of an arse himself, but he's managed to make money out of it somehow so all
          power to him
<@flange> managed to loose a lot too
<@marwood> "Hello and welcome to another episode of 'Making Alan Sugar Appear Less of a Twat Than You Think'. Today we
           will be exploiting another selection of useless wannabes in the process of self-promotion for Sir Alan and
           his businesses."

#407 10:59 19 March 2004 [+] -3 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick)
<Skywalker> lol
<SlayerXP> there we go
<SlayerXP> less gay already
#806 14:21 06 June 2006 [+] 1 [-] IRCNet #blighty
<Iain`> # INCLUDE CGI.pm
<Iain`> use CGI;
<Iain`> thank fuck they put that comment in
<Iain`> i was totally bamboozled until then
#187 23:30 09 July 2003 [+] -1 [-] nchat.org #combustion
<lisa> they r teaching blokes how to be better at oral sex
<lisa> and to strengthen their tongues by licking out a pot of yoghurt
<adama> where are they doing this?
<lisa> because there girlfriends are sick of them being crap
<lisa> so they have sent them to sex school
<adama> women buy puppies & marmite for oral sex
<lisa> i dont like marmite
<adama> the puppies do
<adama> :)
<voorhees> methinks the lady misses the oke
<voorhees> *joke
<adama> indeed
#602 22:20 04 July 2004 [+] 2 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<kittense> This is bad.
<kittense> this is very very bad
<dickzit> going to go to jail for your modified version of candyland?
<rolloffle> all those kiddie kome-ons finally get you busted?
<kittense> you know that 16 year old wife's cousin's best friend?
<rolloffle> no
<kittense> well the one that i went skinny dipping with?
<kittense> she's 16.5 yrs old
<kittense> so she must have told my wife's 16 yr old cousin
<rolloffle> uh oh
<g0sp-hell> kittense: TOLD YOU that she'd be saying shit.
<kittense> because my wife's 16 yr old cousin was over here last night wanting
to cuddle and she kept masturbating while watching Disney's Brother Bear
<dickzit> where the fuck do you live, arkansas?
<g0sp-hell> A 16 year old is watching Brother Bear? What the fuck?
<kittense> why is it that all my in-laws want to fuck me?
<kittense> at least the underaged ones?
<kittense> made me cum
<kittense> grr
<kittense> I hate utah
<kittense> I have to move
<kittense> i keep getting molested by minors
#223 14:35 23 July 2003 [+] -1 [-] ircnet uknot
<cenhinen> ping
<jtb> pong
<cenhinen> |
<cenhinen>      .
<jtb>                            |
<cenhinen>                     .
<jtb>                           .
<jtb>                                       .
<jtb> damn 1 - 0
<cenhinen>                                                  |
<jtb> |      
<jtb>                          .
<cenhinen>                                |
<jtb>                                      .
* StuartL has joined #uknot
<cenhinen> bah 1 - 1
<StuartL> Afternoon.
<cenhinen>      .
<cenhinen> |
<jtb>                      .
<jtb>                                       |
* tugrik boggles
<tugrik> like the irc pong :)
#143 14:04 12 June 2003 [+] -8 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<SlayerXP> PIE MASTER, PIE MASTER, SLAYER EX PEE IS A FUCKING PIE MASTER
<SlayerXP> to the tune of MC hawking's "quake master"
<SlayerXP> not to be confused with "coq master" which is different
#751 21:35 09 July 2005 [+] 6 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@RobL> Birmingham Alert... :-/
<@Enid> so we hear
<@RobL> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4668313.stm
< gEn`> "../middle_east/.."
<@pixie> someones kidnapped birmingham
<@RobL> yeah I like the way the beeb are putting it under "middle_east" already :)

#626 02:30 25 July 2004 [+] -1 [-] efnet #setiathome
<IsoGurl> give me an email and i'll send u the actual picture big..
<@badon> ok
<@badon> [email deleted for the quotes database]
<IsoGurl> okay then
* @badon checks his male
<@badon> er, mail
<@badon> down boy.
<IsoGurl> lol
#614 04:10 11 July 2004 [+] -4 [-] efnet #hamradio2
<Drac0nic> yes, the world is conspiring against me because I'm the sane one
<@badon> so the whole world is on your list?
<Drac0nic> not the whole world, I'd say many politicians and half the county or so, maybe a few small nations
<@badon> Man, I don't think nuclear weapons is going to do it - What you need are like 5 or 6 REALLY slutty girls with AIDS, that ought to kill everyone.
#139 00:17 11 June 2003 [+] -5 [-] EFnet #somewhereelse
<+bap> i like german porno
<+bap> if that counts
<+bap> Ja!
<+bap> oooo ja!
<+bap> cooooome!
<+bap> its so funny

#744 20:20 21 June 2005 [+] 0 [-]
< rory> someone near me is having sex with a dog
< rory> "uhn! uhn! uhn!
< rory> "woof! woof-woof!"
< rory> "uhn! uhn! uhn!!!!"
< rory> "woof!"
< rory> "uuuuuhn!"
< rory> etc

#465 02:00 09 May 2004 [+] 1 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rkz> start a home for kids with ADD and call it the Concentration Camp
#234 13:35 01 August 2003 [+] -1 [-] undernet #cupidsunts
<byteie> you've had allot of dick tallboy^ ! BUT YOU AIN'T HAD MINE!
<tallboy^> wtf makes you think that I want yours?
<byteie> OH!" you'll do it for 10 euros, but not mine.
<byteie> mine not good enough for ya?!
<tallboy^> huh?
<tallboy^> have you lost it ?
<byteie> naw, it's in my pants

#730 16:38 10 May 2005 [+] 0 [-] ircnet dl-bar
<rmrf> i was reading my stars in the metro the other week and i swear it said something along the lines of "stop being a firewall to love"
<rmrf> i was like WHAT THE FUCK!

#6204 19:44 04 October 2009 [+] 0 [-] ircnet #networker
<@adama> is the primary cause of bit-flips some form of radiation?
<@adama> or is it random?
<@ytti> cosmic radiation
<@ytti> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipkill
<@ytti> interesting
<@ytti> vendors are doing like rid
<@ytti> and putting each bit of a word to different memory chip
<@ytti> protecting word from multibit errors
<@adama> ytti: if only god had done that

#927 22:22 19 April 2007 [+] 1 [-] ac #lt3m
00:11  * BrightEyes idly browses new DS releases. And blinks at 'Horse and Pony
          - My Stud Farm'.
00:13 < sono> :D
00:15 <%BrightEyes> I'm now trying to get the image out of my mind of a seven
                    year old using the stylus to guide the stud into position,
                    and getting rated and paid based upon the success of
                    breeding. D: Not to mention animated horse sex on a tiny
                    touchscreen.
00:15 <%Kyhwana> hahhahah
00:16 <+Doodles> BE: O_O
00:16 <%BrightEyes> Autofail: Aimed too high! Your stud is out of commission
                    for six months due to being kicked in the balls as a result.
#728 11:49 04 May 2005 [+] -1 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@cenhinen> "Please note the new external DNS server is 192.168.250.60"
* cenhinen sighs

#108 03:25 26 May 2003 [+] -6 [-] IRCnet #dl-bar
<Ser_Olmy> fucksake
<}Night{> fucksake what?
<Ser_Olmy> i'm so stoned i just went to cut the other foots toenails and started the same foot again

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