Random Quotes
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#5888
21:12
16 July 2008 [+]
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Undernet
#iraq
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<+Winsock> 104. What does BMW stand for?
<+Winsock> Here's your hint, answer space: -------- ----- -----
<+Winsock> Here's your 1st hint, Bavar--- ----- -----
<+Winsock> Here's your 2nd hint, Bavarian ----- -----
<@adama> bavarian motoror OMGINVADEPOLAND
<+Winsock> Here's your 3rd hint, Bavarian Moto- -----
<+Winsock> Time's up! The answer was: Bavarian Motor Works
<@adama> mine was better :(
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#834
13:54
25 July 2006 [+]
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quakenet
#lipex
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<@merl_> chris roberts interviewing for the apprentice
<@^i^spy> well everyone who goes on that show seems to make a complete arse of themselves
<@^i^spy> the only person I've liked so far was the coloured LUT guy who won the first series
<@^i^spy> lets face it alan sugar is a bit of an arse himself, but he's managed to make money out of it somehow so all
power to him
<@flange> managed to loose a lot too
<@marwood> "Hello and welcome to another episode of 'Making Alan Sugar Appear Less of a Twat Than You Think'. Today we
will be exploiting another selection of useless wannabes in the process of self-promotion for Sir Alan and
his businesses."
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#407
10:59
19 March 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick)
<Skywalker> lol
<SlayerXP> there we go
<SlayerXP> less gay already
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#806
14:21
06 June 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
#blighty
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<Iain`> # INCLUDE CGI.pm
<Iain`> use CGI;
<Iain`> thank fuck they put that comment in
<Iain`> i was totally bamboozled until then
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#187
23:30
09 July 2003 [+]
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nchat.org
#combustion
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<lisa> they r teaching blokes how to be better at oral sex
<lisa> and to strengthen their tongues by licking out a pot of yoghurt
<adama> where are they doing this?
<lisa> because there girlfriends are sick of them being crap
<lisa> so they have sent them to sex school
<adama> women buy puppies & marmite for oral sex
<lisa> i dont like marmite
<adama> the puppies do
<adama> :)
<voorhees> methinks the lady misses the oke
<voorhees> *joke
<adama> indeed
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#602
22:20
04 July 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<kittense> This is bad.
<kittense> this is very very bad
<dickzit> going to go to jail for your modified version of candyland?
<rolloffle> all those kiddie kome-ons finally get you busted?
<kittense> you know that 16 year old wife's cousin's best friend?
<rolloffle> no
<kittense> well the one that i went skinny dipping with?
<kittense> she's 16.5 yrs old
<kittense> so she must have told my wife's 16 yr old cousin
<rolloffle> uh oh
<g0sp-hell> kittense: TOLD YOU that she'd be saying shit.
<kittense> because my wife's 16 yr old cousin was over here last night wanting
to cuddle and she kept masturbating while watching Disney's Brother Bear
<dickzit> where the fuck do you live, arkansas?
<g0sp-hell> A 16 year old is watching Brother Bear? What the fuck?
<kittense> why is it that all my in-laws want to fuck me?
<kittense> at least the underaged ones?
<kittense> made me cum
<kittense> grr
<kittense> I hate utah
<kittense> I have to move
<kittense> i keep getting molested by minors
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#223
14:35
23 July 2003 [+]
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ircnet
uknot
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<cenhinen> ping
<jtb> pong
<cenhinen> |
<cenhinen> .
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<cenhinen> .
<jtb> .
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<jtb> damn 1 - 0
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<jtb> .
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<jtb> .
* StuartL has joined #uknot
<cenhinen> bah 1 - 1
<StuartL> Afternoon.
<cenhinen> .
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<jtb> .
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* tugrik boggles
<tugrik> like the irc pong :)
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#143
14:04
12 June 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<SlayerXP> PIE MASTER, PIE MASTER, SLAYER EX PEE IS A FUCKING PIE MASTER
<SlayerXP> to the tune of MC hawking's "quake master"
<SlayerXP> not to be confused with "coq master" which is different
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#751
21:35
09 July 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@RobL> Birmingham Alert... :-/
<@Enid> so we hear
<@RobL> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4668313.stm
< gEn`> "../middle_east/.."
<@pixie> someones kidnapped birmingham
<@RobL> yeah I like the way the beeb are putting it under "middle_east" already :)
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#626
02:30
25 July 2004 [+]
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efnet
#setiathome
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<IsoGurl> give me an email and i'll send u the actual picture big..
<@badon> ok
<@badon> [email deleted for the quotes database]
<IsoGurl> okay then
* @badon checks his male
<@badon> er, mail
<@badon> down boy.
<IsoGurl> lol
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#614
04:10
11 July 2004 [+]
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efnet
#hamradio2
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<Drac0nic> yes, the world is conspiring against me because I'm the sane one
<@badon> so the whole world is on your list?
<Drac0nic> not the whole world, I'd say many politicians and half the county or so, maybe a few small nations
<@badon> Man, I don't think nuclear weapons is going to do it - What you need are like 5 or 6 REALLY slutty girls with AIDS, that ought to kill everyone.
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#139
00:17
11 June 2003 [+]
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EFnet
#somewhereelse
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<+bap> i like german porno
<+bap> if that counts
<+bap> Ja!
<+bap> oooo ja!
<+bap> cooooome!
<+bap> its so funny
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#744
20:20
21 June 2005 [+]
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< rory> someone near me is having sex with a dog
< rory> "uhn! uhn! uhn!
< rory> "woof! woof-woof!"
< rory> "uhn! uhn! uhn!!!!"
< rory> "woof!"
< rory> "uuuuuhn!"
< rory> etc
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#465
02:00
09 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<rkz> start a home for kids with ADD and call it the Concentration Camp
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#234
13:35
01 August 2003 [+]
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undernet
#cupidsunts
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<byteie> you've had allot of dick tallboy^ ! BUT YOU AIN'T HAD MINE!
<tallboy^> wtf makes you think that I want yours?
<byteie> OH!" you'll do it for 10 euros, but not mine.
<byteie> mine not good enough for ya?!
<tallboy^> huh?
<tallboy^> have you lost it ?
<byteie> naw, it's in my pants
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#730
16:38
10 May 2005 [+]
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ircnet
dl-bar
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<rmrf> i was reading my stars in the metro the other week and i swear it said something along the lines of "stop being a firewall to love"
<rmrf> i was like WHAT THE FUCK!
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#6204
19:44
04 October 2009 [+]
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ircnet
#networker
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<@adama> is the primary cause of bit-flips some form of radiation?
<@adama> or is it random?
<@ytti> cosmic radiation
<@ytti> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipkill
<@ytti> interesting
<@ytti> vendors are doing like rid
<@ytti> and putting each bit of a word to different memory chip
<@ytti> protecting word from multibit errors
<@adama> ytti: if only god had done that
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#927
22:22
19 April 2007 [+]
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ac
#lt3m
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00:11 * BrightEyes idly browses new DS releases. And blinks at 'Horse and Pony
- My Stud Farm'.
00:13 < sono> :D
00:15 <%BrightEyes> I'm now trying to get the image out of my mind of a seven
year old using the stylus to guide the stud into position,
and getting rated and paid based upon the success of
breeding. D: Not to mention animated horse sex on a tiny
touchscreen.
00:15 <%Kyhwana> hahhahah
00:16 <+Doodles> BE: O_O
00:16 <%BrightEyes> Autofail: Aimed too high! Your stud is out of commission
for six months due to being kicked in the balls as a result.
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#728
11:49
04 May 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@cenhinen> "Please note the new external DNS server is 192.168.250.60"
* cenhinen sighs
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#108
03:25
26 May 2003 [+]
-6
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IRCnet
#dl-bar
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<Ser_Olmy> fucksake
<}Night{> fucksake what?
<Ser_Olmy> i'm so stoned i just went to cut the other foots toenails and started the same foot again
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