Random Quotes
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#951
13:16
20 June 2007 [+]
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essex
mgs
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<freakyclown> why when i see the name philip i can only ever hear it in the tone from rugrats?
<Phil> because it's your own voice you hear, which you cry out as you're humping a gay sex doll, fantasising about babies ?
<freakyclown> that might do it i guess
* Phil nods
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#936
13:07
04 May 2007 [+]
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MAGnet
#london.pm
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<rozallin> For some reason though Gordon Brown is taking 50% of my pay in tax, NI and student loan deductions, so for the moment no beer money for me.
<Nicholas> at least he doesn't tax tea as much
<Nicholas> (yet)
<Nicholas> I probably shouldn't give him ideas
<davorg> Nicholas: i don't think he reads this channel
<Nicholas> good
<joel> yeah
<joel> he followed the money to .Net
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#614
04:10
11 July 2004 [+]
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efnet
#hamradio2
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<Drac0nic> yes, the world is conspiring against me because I'm the sane one
<@badon> so the whole world is on your list?
<Drac0nic> not the whole world, I'd say many politicians and half the county or so, maybe a few small nations
<@badon> Man, I don't think nuclear weapons is going to do it - What you need are like 5 or 6 REALLY slutty girls with AIDS, that ought to kill everyone.
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#866
21:39
08 November 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
Uknot
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<@leica> meh
<@leica> what's the cure for existential angst again?
<@drPoggs> a wank
<@leica> I was so waiting for that answer :)
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#1030
13:41
01 August 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<footooratika> my mumma bought me a bra with like...
<footooratika> slits for where the nipples should be
<syn> peephole bras--
<eVoot> peephole bras+-
<james> "peephole" makes me think of compiler optimisation. Computer science has *ruined* the fetish scene for me.
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#746
01:02
02 July 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#blitzed
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<@grifferz> I wrote in my dad's most recent birthday card, "I'm proud to
have a father who fully embraces wireless communication, even
if only limited to the tv remote at present"
<@grifferz> but he said "what do you mean? can you get that internet
without wires now?"
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#563
13:15
09 June 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> Leaving for Le Mans in about an hour though \o/
<@SlayerXP> going to sneak into the elisa garage for a wank?
<@SlayerXP> elise
<@Rawr> What?
* Alasdair wanks Rawr
<@Rawr> You really are a deeply tragic and sad little man.
<@Alasdair> Thats a terrible thing to say about SlayerXP
<@Rawr> s/man/woman/
<@Rawr> Better?
<@SlayerXP> i can hardly be described as little
<@Rawr> You're tedious, Martin.
<@SlayerXP> talking to yourself?
<@Rawr> Repetitive, dull, boring and predictable.
<@Rawr> No, I'm talking to you.
<@SlayerXP> Rawr: I have bad points, to
<@Alasdair> dirty
<@Rawr> Hasn't it clicked yet that nobody actually likes you?
<@merl-> I do actually concur.
<@merl-> it's not that you're always a cock
<@merl-> it's that when you're a cock
<@merl-> you make up for all the times that you're not one
<@Rawr> And not in the comedy IRC sense of dislike. I mean the true sense
of dislike.
<@merl-> and you also seem to have a frighteningly large ego
<@merl-> and what's worth than that
<@merl-> there's no justification for it
<@merl-> you're a vaguely competent linux dork
<@merl-> you just need ..
<@merl-> a role model or something
< scoogle> are you offering merl? :)
<@Rawr> A personality that isn't completely contemptuous would be a keen start.
<@SlayerXP> I thank you for your opinions
<@SlayerXP> I have filed them in the approprite place.
<@merl-> I'm not necessarily suggesting that I would be a good role model for anyone.
< scoogle> but better than none?
<@merl-> hrmm....
< scoogle> heh
<@merl-> perhaps if the person that required it
<@merl-> was a crack addict
<@merl-> or maybe a paedophile
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#233
11:41
31 July 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#koba
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<@null> All of the animals boarded the ark "in the selfsame day." Since there were several million species involved, they must have boarded at a rate of at least 100/second. How did poor Noah and his family make sure that the correct number of each species entered through the door and then get them all settled into their proper living quarters so efficiently? I wish the airline companies could do as well!
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#1069
14:38
14 August 2007 [+]
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jump
#jump
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<@bb> YOU CAN ALL EAT COCK
<@bb> oops, keyboard out of position
<@tom> easy typo
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#429
15:18
24 April 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Geoffd1> holy shit, i'm geeking more drunk just sitting here... there's so much in my stomach
<Geoffd1> It takes a very large effort to type without typos. And a lot of backspacing.
<rolloffle> so I see.
<lysool> just give in man
<Geoffd1> sew eye sea!
<lysool> let's make a wager when geoff is passed out by
<Geoffd1> "sew eye sea!" said the blind needle as it was thrown into the ocean
<JesuitX> 7:30am PST
<JesuitX> its 7:15 now
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<lysool> HAHA
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<rolloffle> hahahaha.
<JesuitX> ok
<JesuitX> 7:35
<rolloffle> LMAO
<Geoffd1> there you go
<rolloffle> 4pm BST.
<rolloffle> it's almost half past three now.
<Geoffd1> It's 10:17 by my clock
<lysool> it's only 9:18 here
<Geoffd1> HERE IS AN ENLIGHTENED CONVERSATION:
<Geoffd1> [10:12] <Geoffd1> kekekeke
<Geoffd1> [10:16] <Freshtone> keke?
<Geoffd1> [10:17] <Geoffd1> 42jl;6
<Geoffd1> I got the hiccups
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#1215
12:45
11 October 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<denny> has anyone figured out what the hell people are doing when they 'take sexy back' from you on facebook?
<denny> I mean, is that an insult, a come-on, or what?
<Speedwolf> I thin kit's an insult
<denny> I was mostly assuming insult, but some people seem to be using it as a flirting tool
<Speedwolf> thin kit == emergency diet aid, contains wadded paper for eating and tapework eggs
<Speedwolf> s/k/m
<denny> SPAZHANDS!
<denny> \\\\o////
<Speedwolf> all spaz, not just the nads
<Speedwolf> s/nads/hands
<Speedwolf> how the hell did that happen?
<denny> lol?
* Speedwolf is now known as Spaznads
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#905
16:35
27 March 2007 [+]
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essex
#essex
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<Damage|wrk> hey P
<Damage|wrk> you know how u have issues with the people u work with
<P> yes
<P> big issues
<Damage|wrk> my boss just gave me a large chocolate bunny for easter
<Damage|wrk> people here like each other
<Damage|wrk> :P
<P> fuck you
<P> i hope your chocolate bunny is actually made of shit
<P> and you get dysentry
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#105
05:06
25 May 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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<[JC]> my uncle went to disneyland florida for his holiday... they actually rent wheelchairs out to the fat cunts
<[JC]> oh they went on a water slide, and this fat twats about to go down, my 5 year old niece asks her dad if the fat man is going to get stuck in the slide like homer simpson
<[JC]> the entire queue roars with laughter as this bloke heads off down the tube
<BarryBPL> go on, finish by saying he got stuck :)
<[JC]> well i guess he didnt, they probably grease the side of the tubes in case
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#64
11:41
02 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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[11:40] <CapnB> We're getting Oliver debagged next Friday.
[11:40] <CapnB> I'm thinking about ebaying his testicles.
[11:40] <adem> !!!
[11:40] <CapnB> he's full of catspunk, and the cat next door knows this :)
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#84
14:53
12 May 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<blll> how much kake could a bukkake kake if a bukkake could bu kake?
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#924
23:42
14 April 2007 [+]
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GTAnet
#mta
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(Solide) And I'm on my steps to a life now, as I've got a girlfriend too.
(Solide) And I'm nowadays meeting him IRL.
(Solide) her*
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#79
10:09
09 May 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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* jtb replies to the voice "of course im fucking not" and the voice says, "please hold"
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#715
20:50
16 April 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#blitzed
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<@Antony> fucksake
<@Antony> had a screenshot of irssi open
<@Antony> wondered why it wouldn't change channel
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#198
01:37
16 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> I'm lovely really.
<@Rawr> I just forgot how to be a nice person.
<@Rawr> Around the same time I joined #dl-bar actually.
<@adem> dl-bar is full of cunts
<@adem> speaking of which, did clive come back?
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#6177
19:14
07 June 2009 [+]
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<jaredharper> I was just randomly browsing the 'meet people' tab, and I found this.
<jaredharper> I am a eighteen year old aussie girl. In a relationship. Lesbian. Otaku. Iceskater. Rollerskater.
<jaredharper> How do I tell her I love her without coming off too strong?
<jaredharper> Or freaking her out because I'm a guy and she's a lesbian?
<azme> XDD
<azme> u have a girl ava
<azme> say u write male
<azme> cuz ur a dudely lesb!
<jaredharper> I can't lie to a lesbian.
<jaredharper> That's like a christian lying to god.
<azme> LOL
<jaredharper> Have you no shame?
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