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#392 22:14 13 March 2004 [+] 3 [-] OFTC #blug
<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone?
<cpufreak> sounds russian
<gdh> You missed the joke, dear :)
<cpufreak> explain.

#71 14:44 04 May 2003 [+] -4 [-] IRCNet #UKNot
13:59  * adem goes to put pizza in oven
14:01 <@adem> hmm, i need a timer
14:01 <@Biddle> at?
14:01 <@adem> anyone know of a pretty windows prog which will make a noise after a set amount of time?
14:01 <@adem> biddle : 20 mins :)
14:03 <@adem> http://ant4.com/PizzaTimer/
14:03 <@adem> ahh
14:03 <@adem> ownage :)

...

14:37 <@adem> i burnt my fucking pizza
14:40  * adem eats burnt pizza


#935 13:02 04 May 2007 [+] 0 [-] magnet #london.pm
11:57 <@mst> oh for ...
11:57 <@mst> the top result on google is me, on memetic.
11:57  * mst sighs

#318 14:20 24 November 2003 [+] -3 [-] IRCNet #uknot
-!- InfraRed2 is now known as Cindy19f
#878 20:44 30 December 2006 [+] 4 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<Samoth> just testing something, do not be alarmed :)
<james> !
* denny screams
* james panics
* mst ducks and covers
* denny runs in circles
<Tara> :o
<james> ...that was predictable.
* denny puts something in Tara's open mouth
<denny> so was that  :)
<Tara> :(@)
<denny> :-D
<james> Tara: wider?
<james> (why does tara think that denny has a cock that looks like a rose head?)
<james> . o ( maybe denny *does* have a cock that looks like a rose head. )
<denny> I assumed she was doing that thing with her tongue
<Tara> no one mentioned cock :P
<Tara> I was thinking thoes french things
<Tara> that I can't spell
<james> Tara: fellatio?
#315 22:27 22 November 2003 [+] 3 [-] Undernet #cisco
<d4n> man these kids....
<d4n> what freaked me out was that the customer said that other similar companies had paid the ransom
<d4n> suckers!
<d4n> >I guess you have decided to fight instead of making a deal. We thought you were smart. You will lose more money that you could of paid.
<d4n> >You can increase your pipe ban IPs all you want and all we will do is send you more traffic.
<d4n> >Today is just a small sample of what will happen Sunday and every weekend until you make a deal. You have 1 hour to make a deal today or it will cost you $50k to make a deal on Sunday.
<d4n> >P.S. On Sunday we will increase traffic by more than 6 times what we sent today.
<d4n> >Be smart and survive or stupid and your site dies.
<adama> d4n : reply to the kiddies and tell them you don't negotiate with those who have poor grammar.
#147 22:53 14 June 2003 [+] -4 [-] IRCnet Query
<ricky121> helllo
> Hello.
<ricky121> u busy?
> Nope.
<ricky121> ok to chat.....
> Sure.
<ricky121> curious, what U  do with horses  ??   ;-))
> Isn't it obvious?
<ricky121> kinda yes
> Well there you go then :o)
<ricky121> beastial  or zoo ?
<ricky121> there  is a diference
> Is there?
<ricky121> yes
<ricky121> i know !!
<ricky121> U  top  or  btm ?
> Mainly bottom.
<ricky121> ok... so  you  know  about  'winking'  in mares
> Winking?
<ricky121> when on heat a mares vulva extends slightly otwards to attract the male
<ricky121> or the  Groom  !!
> Learn something new everyday.
<ricky121> and twitches sloghtly
<ricky121> slightly.....would  be better
> So what do you do with horses?
<ricky121> to be honest......never done  horse...... did have a donkey !
> Oh?
<ricky121> what  have  u  done ?
> Very little.
> So tell me all about you and your donkey.
<ricky121> oh dear.....but guess that u would like to  ;-))
<ricky121> well did have a female donkey yrs ago....and as im top..... used to have some fun
> Why did you have a donkey?
<ricky121> but ,, gotta be careful with them, they kick,..... both hind legs at same time >
<ricky121> was my yng brothers....... a kinda pet....
> So did you fuck it on a regular basis?
> Or more of a love thing?
<ricky121> wouldnt  say regular.......just sometimes
<ricky121> oh no,,,,, i didnt  luv it .....
> Did you ever sit there masturbating whilst you watched it take a dump?
<ricky121> no,,,,,cant  say i did .
> Why not?
<ricky121> donkeys tend  to have  set dumping  areas  in a field
> You could always take a chair in to the field and wait.
> Maybe take a picnic too.
<ricky121> didnt  turn me on.....does it U ?
> Absolutely.
<ricky121> lol
<ricky121> what abt  horses?......the  same  apply ?
> Yes.
> I want to marry one.
<ricky121> guess that U also like watching them have a piss..........see ther big cock hang down
> More than anything in the whole world.
<ricky121> well i m ust say it is a turn on to see that big cock swinging abt between there hind legs
> Though I would like to point out at this stage that I only have "I like to do it with horses" in my infoline as a joke - almost a humourous thing. I have absolutely no interest in bestiality and quite frankly you scare me. I am now going to upload this conversation to my website and show all my friends what a fruitcake you are.
> Is that ok?
[Sat Jun 14 22:22:16 GMT+01:00 2003] ricky121 left private chat.

#632 19:50 02 August 2004 [+] 0 [-] IRCnet #uknot
* Biddle looks at the FC2 CDs, at the PC and back at the CDs
<Biddle> Well they're not getting installed tonight
<cpufreak> in soviet russia, the cds install you.
#504 19:58 23 May 2004 [+] 4 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<DMX> lol what they found weapons of mass dinkrection??
<vDIZZILE> they found 2mg of sarin gas
<vDIZZILE> WMD!
<DMX> hah
<vDIZZILE> SMOKING GUN SMOKING GUN!
#644 17:58 29 August 2004 [+] 1 [-] ircnet #uknot
<Alasdair> Perhaps  you hadn't noticed, but 95% of people are cretinous retarded mongoloids with the IQ of baboons
#647 07:58 02 September 2004 [+] 0 [-] efnet #business
<wiretap2> i went to a 40 thousand dollar a year prepratory school
#903 10:41 26 March 2007 [+] -5 [-] Netgoth #orgy
* mst has quit (Ping timeout)
* mst (matthewt@213.205.146.250) has joined #orgy
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to mst
* mst beats screen
<denny> screen beats rdesktop
<denny> rdesktop beats walking across the room
<drPoggs> wanking beats rdesktop
<drPoggs> vnc beats wanking
<drPoggs> wait.
<drPoggs> no, i take that back
#108 03:25 26 May 2003 [+] -6 [-] IRCnet #dl-bar
<Ser_Olmy> fucksake
<}Night{> fucksake what?
<Ser_Olmy> i'm so stoned i just went to cut the other foots toenails and started the same foot again
#361 09:51 07 January 2004 [+] 4 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<@InfraRed_> guy was asking on irc about eggdrops
<@InfraRed_> how to start them
<@InfraRed_> so i gave him the 'rm -rf ~/*'
<@InfraRed_> and he did
<@InfraRed_> \o/
<@sporgsmal> infra you evil man

#380 13:22 19 January 2004 [+] -1 [-] freenode #debian
<ezra> cafuego: in telnet to port 25 on localhost i try to do "rcpt to: tester at localhost"  and i get the error that "555 Unsupported option: at"
<filp> ezra: many emails now use the @ symbol
<filp> ezra: it's a new invention
* SlayerXP sniggers

#814 21:20 07 June 2006 [+] 1 [-] quakenet #lipex
<@rob> Night.
<@cliveo> Sweet dreams
<@flange> are made of this
<@cupis> Who am I to disagree?
* flange travelled the world and the seven seas
<@cupis> Everybody's looking for something
<@flange> Some of them want to depeer you
<@cupis> Some of them want to peer with you


#610 21:23 09 July 2004 [+] 4 [-] nixhelp briskoda
< Neurofen> brb - Ibuprofen calling
#215 05:41 18 July 2003 [+] 0 [-] Freenode #debian
<Splatt> JETSETTER.COM.AU.hosts  <-  would this be causing any problem with named?  being in caps?
#194 14:54 14 July 2003 [+] 0 [-] phishy eurosong
<euromalta> asl pls
<@cpufreak> 16/f/canada
<euromalta> Did Canada ever enterd into the eurovision
<@cpufreak> no
<@cpufreak> as eurovision is for countries from europe
<@cpufreak> funnily enough
<euromalta> why did you entered in the eurosong channel?
<@cpufreak> well, suprisingly, I'm not 16, I'm not female, and I'm not from canada.
<@cpufreak> and I sit in the eurosong channel to talk to Chris, and a couple of
other people.
<euromalta> fuck you
<@cpufreak> o_O
<@cpufreak> what called for that style of abuse?
<@MartinF_work> You being a cliquey smartarse bastard? :)
<@cpufreak> :p
<@cpufreak> I just never expect anyone to believe me when I say I'm 16, and female
#98 23:44 20 May 2003 [+] -9 [-] IRCnet #dl-bar
<stoat_> i nearly fell in a dead sheep once on the peaks
<Capaneus> 'in' !?
<will-h> eww
<stoat_> yeah i slipped up and stopped myself inches away from this fetid sheep
<will-h> was it rotting?
<stoat_> proper minging it was
<will-h> i saw a dead squirrel in the park yesterday
<Clive> Careful you'll arouse marq
<stoat_> right, picture the squirrel
<will-h> all laid out on it's back
<stoat_> and imagine about a thousand times more rotting flesh
<will-h> well, yeah
<will-h> i've seen them before
<will-h> try a cow
<stoat_> i think its the squirmy maggots that do it
<Clive> I nearly put my foot on a dead pidgeon in Soho on Sunday
* Capaneus changes topic to 'On now: "I've seen a bigger fetid corpse than you" On Later: More poo and fisting probably.'

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