Random Quotes
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#571
22:14
12 June 2004 [+]
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axenet
Private Chat
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<chicas> holas!!
<Phil> holas!!
<chicas> que tal che!!!
<Phil> scorcio !
<chicas> q?
<Phil> I don't speak spanish, sorry.
<chicas> i do not speak englis, sorry
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#533
02:13
31 May 2004 [+]
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<Dessimat0r> i can help with the log making
<Dessimat0r> if you want
<Dessimat0r> I can make up some really sick shit.
<rolloffle> hahahaha, Dessimat0r, we know.
<qat> lol...
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> do you have any pictures of dead babies
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> or live ones, but dead preferred
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> any children under 10 will do as well
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> turns me on so well
<Dessimat0r> haha
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> can u send me the dead babies using royal mail
<rolloffle> LOL
<Dessimat0r> LOL
<rolloffle> he's canadian ;-)
<Dessimat0r> ah
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> can u send me the dead babies using fedex
<rolloffle> lol
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> i will pay for the postage, but only up to like £15
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> i will pay for the postage, but only up to like $15
<Dessimat0r> haha
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> make sure there is an air freshner in there too, or the package will start to smell of rotting flesh
<penisbird> lolol
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> also i want a picture in the package of when the baby was alive
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#404
22:19
12 March 2004 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n, rather than shitty meds
<kurai> At least they included pics to look at while you were deleting it
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#153
09:05
20 June 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<SlayerXP> http://www.methinks.co.uk/irc/?quote=151
<adem> lol
<adem> slayer : i wish you lot would just hack the site and start accepting quotes yourselves
<christel> haha
<adem> it's sooo much effort to click 'yes'
<adem> :\
<SlayerXP> adem: just give me the root password :)
<adem> you can't reach the box from where you are
<adem> :)
<adem> oh, you can
<adem> eek
<adem> just as well i didn't give you the password then
<Biddles> u:root p:suckademssaltyballs
<adem> no
<adem> it's IWISHIWASLIKEBIDDLECOSHESSOCOOL
<adem> :\
<SlayerXP> Warning: Permanently added 'www.methinks.co.uk,81.77.75.127' (RSA) to the list of known hosts.
<SlayerXP> root@www.methinks.co.uk's password:
<SlayerXP> Permission denied, please try again.
<SlayerXP> lying bastard.
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#300
09:47
05 October 2003 [+]
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<@DeadCat_> Actually, I don't think I'd even get sex by paying for it ;)
<@[Cookies]> to quote a much-heard phrase, the difference between sex for money and sex for free, is that sex for money costs less
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#71
14:44
04 May 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#UKNot
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13:59 * adem goes to put pizza in oven
14:01 <@adem> hmm, i need a timer
14:01 <@Biddle> at?
14:01 <@adem> anyone know of a pretty windows prog which will make a noise after a set amount of time?
14:01 <@adem> biddle : 20 mins :)
14:03 <@adem> http://ant4.com/PizzaTimer/
14:03 <@adem> ahh
14:03 <@adem> ownage :)
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14:37 <@adem> i burnt my fucking pizza
14:40 * adem eats burnt pizza
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#396
16:02
20 March 2004 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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* adama feeds simon some ants
* fredead spits them out
* adama coats ants in chocolate
* fredead thinks about it
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#651
03:34
11 September 2004 [+]
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efnet
#business
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<Work5Yrs> If we do business in all gay area utilize its annual is a broad which a gun at the school that's fine oh my god Roy A. income or you should see what I got my voice-recognition software ad ran out you should see what it's typing is that talk you on the phone is crazy, you you go south on easy it's right thing to left on 116 at Tarboro speculated yet bring some beer LETTER
<@badon> Work5Yrs: wtf??
<Work5Yrs> I tried to say Ball Geary on
<Work5Yrs> But it said all gay area
<Work5Yrs> Then someone called and I just answered the phone in Talking
<@badon> Work5Yrs: turn that crap off, you barely make sense normally, let alone with dictation software.
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#6005
23:39
13 January 2009 [+]
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#ircnet
#dl-bar
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23:34:14 <@Charlee> big gay thanks
23:34:40 <@bluebus> big gay no problems back
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#320
20:48
26 November 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Rawr> My car has an interesting fault..
<Rawr> In all weather
<Rawr> at any speed
<Rawr> it bursts in to flames
<cpufreak> lol
<Ser_Olmy> So you can BBQ on the move, lucky you, that's a feature not a fault.
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#903
10:41
26 March 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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* mst has quit (Ping timeout)
* mst (matthewt@213.205.146.250) has joined #orgy
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to mst
* mst beats screen
<denny> screen beats rdesktop
<denny> rdesktop beats walking across the room
<drPoggs> wanking beats rdesktop
<drPoggs> vnc beats wanking
<drPoggs> wait.
<drPoggs> no, i take that back
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#692
17:48
21 March 2005 [+]
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undernet
#cisco
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< jbeez> !@
< jbeez> out at a customer's site, their DC went down....
< jbeez> no one knows what subnet they had, what the domain was, how many DC's they have
< jbeez> nothing
< jbeez> and i just looked at the backup tapes, they are all blank, created 3 years ago
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#796
15:24
15 December 2005 [+]
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quakenet
#lipex
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<@^i^> christ, what the hell
<@^i^> this snmp network management program I just plugged in is trying to
discover the entire internet like it's my lan or something
* ^i^ stops discovery
<@alex-extremegrr> lol
<@alex-extremegrr> J00 R TEH INTERWUBZ
<@^i^> it was like.. ok, I've discovered your routers.. and then I've
discovered all the connected subnets.. and all your peers.. so I'm
going to go and interrogate them now...
* ^i^ adds a filter to prevent it straying outside of his netblock
<@^i^> seems a number of people are operating with public as their public snmp
community with no acls though
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#6252
03:32
03 July 2010 [+]
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FreeNode
Windows
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< indrora> it sounds like there's something eating time on a regular basis.
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#29
19:48
24 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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[17:12] <d4n> needpie
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[17:14] <d4n> pie needed
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[17:16] <d4n> needpie
[17:16] * fredead chucks PIE at d4n
[17:16] *** d4n changes the topic to 'needpie'
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#685
13:11
28 January 2005 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<SlayerXP> this morning's tardery comes in the form of a recruitment agency who claim that they can't handle pdf files
<leicaCM> hahahaha
<leicaCM> I once had one who didn't accept CVs in text
<leicaCM> so I renamed it .doc and they were happy
<leicaCM> another one complained about rtf because "using a wordpad document is completely unprofessional"
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#940
15:43
25 May 2007 [+]
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perl.org
#london.pm
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<gbjk> D'oh.
<gbjk> I have a cable tie stuck around my tongue.
<ilmari> why on earth did you do that?
<gbjk> I really thought that, because of the narrowing and slippery nature of it, there was no way this could happen.
<gbjk> Now normally I'd slide a stanley knife into the catch and untie it...
<gbjk> ... but this is a situation where I don't think I'll get that kind of access. Probably have to use side cutters.
<teejay> gbjk, do you feel a bit stupid?
<gbjk> It's just...
<gbjk> ... I'm trying not to let any @minions see what a complete idiot I am.
<gbjk> And here's the big problem...
<gbjk> My resolution paths are somewhat limited by a key factor:
<gbjk> I'm on the phone in a telephone conference.
<teejay> nooo
<gbjk> I was bored.... hence the fucking around in the first place.
<teejay> priceless
<gbjk> It's amazing how far you can get with "uh huh"
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#390
08:48
11 March 2004 [+]
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SorceryNet
#zarathustra
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MidnightFae: Do you honestly believe that you could post a link and me *not* click on it.
MidnightFae: ?
MidnightFae: Even if I had known beforehand what was there?
*strex draws one point next to julia's name
*egypt erases strex's nookie tally for tomorrow :P
strex: fuck.
egypt: nope.
MidnightFa: *click*
strex: err.. i suppose that's "no fucky-fucky for me"
egypt: correct.
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#440
07:19
01 May 2004 [+]
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irc.thaposse.org
#lobby
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<Kimojuno> I hate chewing
<Amun> really?
* Amun unzips pants
<Amun> no chewy!
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#602
22:20
04 July 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<kittense> This is bad.
<kittense> this is very very bad
<dickzit> going to go to jail for your modified version of candyland?
<rolloffle> all those kiddie kome-ons finally get you busted?
<kittense> you know that 16 year old wife's cousin's best friend?
<rolloffle> no
<kittense> well the one that i went skinny dipping with?
<kittense> she's 16.5 yrs old
<kittense> so she must have told my wife's 16 yr old cousin
<rolloffle> uh oh
<g0sp-hell> kittense: TOLD YOU that she'd be saying shit.
<kittense> because my wife's 16 yr old cousin was over here last night wanting
to cuddle and she kept masturbating while watching Disney's Brother Bear
<dickzit> where the fuck do you live, arkansas?
<g0sp-hell> A 16 year old is watching Brother Bear? What the fuck?
<kittense> why is it that all my in-laws want to fuck me?
<kittense> at least the underaged ones?
<kittense> made me cum
<kittense> grr
<kittense> I hate utah
<kittense> I have to move
<kittense> i keep getting molested by minors
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