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#161 16:05 24 June 2003 [+] -1 [-] oftc blug
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16:03 <@sheriff> there goes the netherlands!
16:04 < aef> Someone took their fingers out of the dyke? :)

#402 12:21 08 March 2004 [+] 6 [-] ircnet #dl-bar
* Biddles reads through his "professionalism when on the phone to the Director" leaflet again
<alze> 'How are you me old cunt' isnt an appropriate salutation when speaking to executives
<Biddles> Yes it is
<alze> oh
<tgale> Has everybody just been to a blue movie or something?
<alze> so how do you address the NT admin ?
<-- Holborn has quit ("leaving")
<jtb> cunt
<jtb> ?
<alze> lol
<Biddles> Paula calls her Dad 'the old git' at work and you can see her colleagues flinching and mentally remembering they can't get away with that :)
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<alze> no, a cunt is useful, and performs its required task 3 weeks out of four, so calling an NT admin a cunt is quite inappropriate
<jtb> rofl
<Biddles> haha
<jtb> thats acew
<Biddles> Very true
<Biddles> Although a cunt is usually tight
--- jtb has changed the topic to:  no, a cunt is useful, and performs its required task 3 weeks out of four, so calling an NT admin a cunt is quite inappropriate
<alze> lol
<Biddles> So that goes against your argument
<alze> r.
#1961 17:09 12 November 2007 [+] -5 [-] magnet #london.pm
<@joel> at a gastropub in kilburn, on the toilet wall is a sign which says we aim to please. now you aim too, please!"
<@virtualsue> well done sir
<@joel> only it was quite high up the wall and i peed on the floor while reading it
<@joel> should i keep these things to myself perhaps?

#675 20:22 31 December 2004 [+] -5 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<fredead> TV sucks
<drPoggs> TV sucks
<drPoggs> especially when NTL have f*cked up and not give my decoder access to Discovery Home & Leisure.
<drPoggs> when the house pays for a package that includes DH&L
<Weety> yeah, you've missed all the Model Railways programmes today
#867 10:26 16 November 2006 [+] 0 [-]
<Rawr> Rape isn't funny.
<Rawr> Unless you're raping a clown.

#81 14:23 09 May 2003 [+] -30 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<merl> the problem is
<merl> if you eat lots of peanuts
<merl> you have to chew them properly
<merl> cos the undigested ones are abrasive on the way out
<merl> so when you go "hnnnnnnnng!"
<merl> it's more like "HHHHHNNNNNnnnnnnnHHnnnnnnnnNNNNNNgggGGGGGG!!! GNNNNHHHHHhhhhhnnnngg!"
#6005 23:39 13 January 2009 [+] 0 [-] #ircnet #dl-bar
23:34:14 <@Charlee> big gay thanks
23:34:40 <@bluebus> big gay no problems back
#100 14:49 21 May 2003 [+] 5 [-] Undernet #rivendell
<julyarda> dodgy...u'd better send a pigeon with the e-mail
<IceTiger> charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon a pigeon,
<IceTiger> charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon he had...
<IceTiger> It flew in the morning it flew in the night
<IceTiger> and when it came home it was covered in -
<IceTiger> charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon a pigeon...
*** IceTiger was kicked by X ((FreG) This kick was sponsored in part by Microsoft Combat Boots)
#863 17:58 24 October 2006 [+] 1 [-] IRCNet #dl-bar
<CapnB> "British judge has ruled that Taiwanese import/export firm Lik-Sang cannot sell the Japanese version of the Sony PSP in Britain-or the rest of the EU-due to intellectual property and safety concerns."
<honree> safety
<honree> hah
<InfraRed> safety concerns my ass
<_TilT_> it does?
<InfraRed> my ass is concerned about loads of things
<InfraRed> none that are important

#124 02:14 05 June 2003 [+] 0 [-] ArcNET #worms
<C> goddamnit
<C> cats have pissed AGAIN
<C> outside the litter box
<C> hit them both
<C> one of them didn't deserve it but I'm getting a bit tired of this now
<Jester> why not piss on them, they might learn then :)
#757 11:19 04 August 2005 [+] -36 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@merl> I tried to convince my girlfriend that the reason she got headaches after we had sex was because my dong touched her brain
#169 15:51 02 July 2003 [+] 30 [-] ArcNet #worms
<Ng> if I went for all the spam I get, my wang would be about 15 miles long by now and I'd have enough viagra to keep it hard eons after I die ;)
#873 12:29 29 November 2006 [+] 1 [-] ircnet #uknot
<+Rawr> I was born in 1979.
<@adama> you lie
<@adama> you weren't born
<@adama> you were made
<@adama> from bits of old paedophiles and gays

#795 15:57 12 December 2005 [+] -2 [-] Fotopic #rudeusers
5:56 <@Stacey> ohhh pine cones
15:56 <@samrad> the non-removable anal treat
#589 19:04 22 June 2004 [+] 23 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<tirel> i don't think any kind of exploits will work on me
<rolloffle> THAT'S WHAT THE GNOME DEVELOPERS SAID
#52 16:43 27 April 2003 [+] -10 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<christel> what are them thing called
<christel> those things with one wheel
<christel> which you push infronty ofyou?
<scroteman> unicycle
<christel> and fill with stuff
<fredead_> tyres ?
<scroteman> wheel barrow
<scroteman> ball barrow
<fredead_> it dont fly ?
<scroteman> does if you throw it
<christel> i guess if you throw it off a cliff? :x
<fredead_> lol yes true
<scroteman> helicopter
<scroteman> no, that's just plain wrong
<christel> hehehe
<fredead_> fish
<christel> FISH!
#653 03:38 11 September 2004 [+] -1 [-] efnet #business
<Work5Yrs> Was like that in half the fiscal Soviet threat any what the hell does this thing think I am saying?
<Work5Yrs> If I don't concentrate and dictate slowly, it says crazy things
<Work5Yrs> But I feel like I'm retarded if I talked this flow
<Work5Yrs> And how did she do the wire armor of sealer
<@badon> Work5Yrs: gah!
<@badon> turn that off dangit!
<@badon> Dictation software just makes you sound dumber than normal
<Work5Yrs> Why he is long as I talked slow is OK
<Work5Yrs> Not only do I sound number I think I am dumber because it forces my mind two think more slowly
<GTarget> u`re now dictating to some softwrae Work5Yrs :)?
<Work5Yrs> Of my fingers thanked me and my wrist it feels better typing on the keyboard so much will kill me
<Work5Yrs> ENG target I am using Dragon NaturallySpeaking the only word that this program will ever get right every time is Dragon NaturallySpeaking
#1035 16:18 02 August 2007 [+] -1 [-] Netgoth #orgy
<KissyCat> ew, my daughter just asked if she could get the bus to Gloucester tomorrow with her boyfriend. Why she'd want to I have no idea.
<denny> KissyCat: any town is more interesting than the one your parent lives in, if you're with your boyfriend at the time
<KissyCat> denny: shame she's not close enough to nip into London realy. Now THAT I could understand.
<denny> she could crash at my place  ;)
* denny runs
<syn> WRONG
<KissyCat> denny, what did we tell you LAST time you visited??
<arachne> mother first, then daughter?
#358 17:12 04 January 2004 [+] 2 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<@adama> cos he sees it, grins, looks round the corner, grabs it, wiggles a bit and pulls
<@Rawr> Don't we all?
<@adama> you might

#204 11:52 16 July 2003 [+] 0 [-] IRCnet #dl-bar
<@Ser_Olmy> oh shit
<@Ser_Olmy_> argh
<@Ser_Olmy_> cunt0rs
<@Ser_Olmy_> much unpukkaness happening
<@bassman_> and they say literary greatness is dead :)

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