Random Quotes
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#77
08:36
07 May 2003 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@christel> OMIGOD
<@christel> I AM GOING TO KIDNAP THE POSTMAN
<@christel> HE IS SOOOOOOO CUTE
<@christel> and prolly 17
<@christel> hrm
<@christel> maybe thats a bad idea
<@christel> but cute he is indeed
<@Capaneus> Pervert.
<@InfraRed_> fluffy handcuffs?
<@christel> hrmph
<@christel> ducttape
<@christel> :x
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#139
00:17
11 June 2003 [+]
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EFnet
#somewhereelse
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<+bap> i like german porno
<+bap> if that counts
<+bap> Ja!
<+bap> oooo ja!
<+bap> cooooome!
<+bap> its so funny
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#93
01:32
18 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Capaneus> p
<Capaneus> i
<Capaneus> e
<fredead_> s
<Capaneus> e
<Capaneus> x
<pndc> Is that like American Pie?
<Capaneus> No, its a county.
<Capaneus> Between Essex and Sussex lies Piesex.
<Capaneus> Home of pie.
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#711
16:13
08 April 2005 [+]
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oftc
#debian-uk
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<Robot101> why is my clock always so so wrong
<fledermaus> because NTP gets bored and wanders off into the distance,
muttering to itself about badgers?
<fledermaus> I'm pretty sure that's in the RFC.
<fledermaus> "when confronted with an error, or just if it's been a while, the
NTP daemon MUST silently give up, but give no indication, either
explicitly or by omission, that it has done so"
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#815
10:48
08 June 2006 [+]
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<Ser_Olmy> lol ace, the police nicked the guy sending 3g video phone of his cock to my gf
<Ser_Olmy> hope it's not one of you lot, she's pressing charges
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#387
13:32
06 March 2004 [+]
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<@mariab> i just wanted to know what MOP was cos i saw it in cisco docs :P
<@cenhinen> mouse only parachute
<@alz0r> lol
<@alz0r> \o/ horrah for cenhinen, the only other bugger that can make stupid acronymns from equally stupid abbreviations
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#686
13:11
28 January 2005 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<winjer> yesterday i had to speak to an ad serving agency used by one of my clients
<winjer> they were serving gifs as text/plain, so they didn't work in firefox
<winjer> when i emailed them to tell them this, the support person replied saying "i don't understand"
<winjer> i was at a bit of a loss after that really
<winjer> i want danger money for dealing with people that shit
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#3
04:12
22 April 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#anti-usa
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<faust_> Bush is scheduled for a visit here in Norway soon as well.
<faust_> I hope to god noone tells him we are an oil-producing nation.
<faust_> We even have capabilities of launching a WMD program...
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#1141
10:28
13 September 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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* denny tries to work out whether he's broken a rib or not
<HauntedUnix> hmm, how do you fix a broken rib?
<Lemm> sellotape
* denny laughs
<Tara> DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD
<Tara> you may die
<Lemm> laughter may be the best medicine, but it makes a fucking lousy splint.
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#85
17:32
13 May 2003 [+]
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efnet
#newbies
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(Bowman1) Oooh Christel, I can see it now...
(Bowman1) I will be sitting at an airport somewhere, working on some amazingly important doc in StarOffice when this stunning beauty will sit down next to me and say, 'pardon me, but is that Linux you'rerunning? I just love a man who is into alternative operating systems..."
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#915
18:55
28 March 2007 [+]
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essex
#nightshift
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-!- aegis changed the topic of #nightshift to: [#nightshift] pat yourselves on the back for a good 2.0 job
<@cake> hehe
<@cake> 2 point (bl)ow job
<@garthvader> bright colours, rounded corners, community driven
<@cake> actually lmao then
<@cake> so is that what rape on an acid trip is like?
<@garthvader> rofl
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#419
11:01
10 April 2004 [+]
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efnet
#somewhere
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<|G0d|``> DVD-r instead of SVCD
<|G0d|``> i spend years on dialup n can't get films
<|G0d|``> tehn i get broadband n the fuckers change the rules and i still can't get films
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#933
13:46
03 May 2007 [+]
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MAGnet
[ work channel ]
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<philip> my head and my eyes arent talking to each other
<denny> useful
<philip> you know when you're drunk and you have to concentrate on something to work out what its called, like a cup
<philip> my heads doing that
<hex> that's not being drunk, that's being fucked on pills
<hex> what did you take for your allergy? :)
<philip> viagra
<hex> no wonder my desk is tilted up
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#190
16:52
10 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<d4n> RIGHT IM BORED NOW
<Rawr> Kill someone.
<Rawr> Entirely at random.
* d4n kills Rawr
<Rawr> That wasn't random.
<d4n> it was
<d4n> u r just unlucky
<Rawr> Kill someone else that isn't me.
* adem kills the one person rawr loves above all else.
<Jero> Michael Jackson \o/
<Jero> humanity is saved - nice one adem
<Rawr> !
* Rawr rapes adem's pretty white ass.
<Jero> Adem has an albino donkey? bloimey.
* adem is wearing the underpants of protection +3,+5 vs rawr.
<Jero> LOL
<Jero> aah, but they are cursed pants ... of Footle attraction
<adem> argh !
* Footle giggles
<Jero> run adem, run
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#252
00:38
08 August 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Rawr> http://www.rawr.info/rawr/tyrechiqs.jpg
<Rawr> chiqs with cars
<adama> slappers
<Rawr> !
<Rawr> Denise was nice :)
<adama> but you're gay?
* adama is confused
<Rawr> I know, I did chuckle :)
<Rawr> There's me with a Dior model in my car, she's given me her number gave me a kiss goodnight and there's me thinking "But I'm a fag."
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#572
12:23
13 June 2004 [+]
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ircnet
uknot
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<@cpufreak> b0llox
<@cpufreak> england 16 for 2
<@cpufreak> in 2nd innings :~
<@Alasdair> eugh :/
<@Alasdair> football
<@cpufreak> no.
<@cpufreak> cricket
<@Alasdair> oh
<@Alasdair> thats not so bad then
<@timelapse> you don't normally have innings in football
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#177
23:48
06 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<InfraRed2> !op
* Rawr sets mode: +v InfraRed2
<InfraRed2> !op
* Rawr sets mode: -v InfraRed2
<InfraRed2> !op
* Rawr sets mode: -o InfraRed2
<InfraRed2> !op
* InfraRed2 was kicked by Rawr (Begging for ops.)
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#189
16:24
10 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<jtb> fucking stupid fone hold system keeps saying "are you still there"
<jtb> so far it responds to cunt, no, soapy titwank
<jtb> and keeps you on hold
<Rawr> That's probably a person, jtb.
<d4n> lol
<Rawr> That now thinks you have tourettes.
<jtb> :)
<Jero> he does though
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#4473
18:02
13 March 2008 [+]
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Holborn
#dl-bar
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17:52 Biddle laughs
17:52 <@Biddle> I've just answered the phone with an Indian accent as I thought I recognised the number
17:52 <@Biddle> "Good evening pliz how may I be helping you tonight?"
17:53 <@Biddle> Some Indian call centre guy calling to see if I have a mortgage
17:53 <@Biddle> I had to stay in character :(
17:53 <@Biddle> "I will ask the master of the house if he is taking calls. One moment pliz."
17:54 <@Biddle> 10 seconds later... "I am sorry sir but the master of the house does not wish to conduct business with you. Good day and thank you pliz."
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#951
13:16
20 June 2007 [+]
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essex
mgs
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<freakyclown> why when i see the name philip i can only ever hear it in the tone from rugrats?
<Phil> because it's your own voice you hear, which you cry out as you're humping a gay sex doll, fantasising about babies ?
<freakyclown> that might do it i guess
* Phil nods
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