Random Quotes
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#90
23:47
14 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* christel shows you all her penis
<christel> oh wait
<christel> i dont have one
* christel has a glass of wine instead
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#1426
12:23
19 October 2007 [+]
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freenode
#defocus
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<chrisbrl88> beef jerkey rules
<Davo_Dinkum> Beef jerkey has no leadership skills whatsoever
<Armand> although it does give +5 con. :P
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#269
15:33
27 August 2003 [+]
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oz.org
#zgeek
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<sagit> * notes an increase in boredom
<iaidoka> omg.. i increase boredom level ?
<iaidoka> im like a bad adnd item.. "cursed +20% boredom"
<iaidoka> mmmmm... makes me think of ADOM
* iaidoka is a little obsessed
<iaidoka> OMG check this out, ultimate willpower. there is a block of lint chocolate in the kitchen, and i havnt eaten it all
* iaidoka flexes
<Bishi> no. real willpower is the fact that there are a plethora of easy-to use hacking tools on the internet, and you're not sitting at a BSOD
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#502
13:12
23 May 2004 [+]
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< barn> gah!
< barn> damn you screen!
< tesuji> heh
< barn> pressing ctrl-a then s is a bad idea (don't try it)
< cenhinen> but i have to now
* tesuji is tempted as well
< cenhinen> nothing happened
< cenhinen> \o/ it's raining now
< tesuji> you can make it rain by pressing that key combo ?
< cenhinen> apparently
< cenhinen> no wonder barn didn't want me to type it :(
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#816
02:15
09 June 2006 [+]
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Ci-Dev [n=ci-dev@p54BDF172.dip.t-dialin.net] has quit ["Ah, IRC, where men are men, women are men, and 14-year old girls are FBI agents."]
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#327
23:09
05 December 2003 [+]
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Undernet
Censored
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<kaps> Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
<kaps> When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
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#146
14:46
13 June 2003 [+]
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Freenode
#debian
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<Eatshes_> and whitch system ntfs oder fat 32 ?
<SlayerXP> Eatshes_: take the cotton wool out of your mouth, I can't understand you.
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#552
00:43
02 June 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<lysol> anyone got a good nonviolent use for a 233mhz machine?
<penisbird> doorstop
<Geoffd1> dedicated ping flood server
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#954
18:28
27 June 2007 [+]
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irc.perl.org
#london.pm
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<@adam> evdb: you vote for your local MP, not the Prime Minister
<@wethrin> I didn't vote for my MP. Some other bastards outvoted me.
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#783
20:02
21 October 2005 [+]
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TBW
TBW
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Nocashvalue: O RLY?
Phreeck: O RLY?
Nocashvalue: YA RLY
Phreeck: OOO RLY?
Nocashvalue: MEBY RLY
Phreeck: HONESTLY RLY??
Nocashvalue: NO LEIS RLY
Nocashvalue: RLY RLY
Phreeck: O RLY RLY RLY?
Nocashvalue: YA RLY RLY
Phreeck: KWL!
Nocashvalue: YA
Nocashvalue: RLY KWL
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#274
14:46
02 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#rar
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<Skywalker> hmm
<Skywalker> a friend of mine has a 15yo boyfriend and he easked my advice
<Skywalker> so I told him to buy a house with deep cellars
<Skywalker> now he's not talking to me
<Skywalker> strange
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#805
13:27
06 June 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<fredead> WHY IS 98% of the people I work with completel fuck wits
<Ser_Olmy> you work in sales?
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#614
04:10
11 July 2004 [+]
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efnet
#hamradio2
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<Drac0nic> yes, the world is conspiring against me because I'm the sane one
<@badon> so the whole world is on your list?
<Drac0nic> not the whole world, I'd say many politicians and half the county or so, maybe a few small nations
<@badon> Man, I don't think nuclear weapons is going to do it - What you need are like 5 or 6 REALLY slutty girls with AIDS, that ought to kill everyone.
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#180
12:50
07 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<FreG> yup
<FreG> reminds me of a call we got at work
<StilFari> which one?
<FreG> someone said her screen had stripes on it
<FreG> then she found the "problem"
<StilFari> o_O
<FreG> her computer was fine...but the "box" next to it didnt have any lights on
<StilFari> huh?
<FreG> her computer = her monitor
<StilFari> box?
<FreG> yeah...the computer case was a box next to her "computer"
<StilFari> mmmmh, i m not sure i get it
<FreG> she considers her monitor/screen to be the computer
<StilFari> ok
<FreG> and prolly sees the computer case as a box to put lil statuettes on
<StilFari> oki
<FreG> so all she had to do was press the power button
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#565
10:59
10 June 2004 [+]
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freenode
#debian
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<beastmaster> what server type do i need for hotmail?
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#6231
23:17
03 March 2010 [+]
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Efnet
#php
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
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#859
05:58
11 October 2006 [+]
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ircnet
#pascal
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Cheesey about why he feels sorry for the PHP programmer who would take over
his project in the future:
<cheesey> and then has comments like
<cheesey> // Ferdinand de Saussure would be rolling in his grave. Maybe we could hook him up
<cheesey> // to some kind of dynamo and use him as a power source as a backup to the
<cheesey> // UPS systems. SNMP-manageable linguists are a major gap in the market.
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#1025
13:18
31 July 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<HauntedUnix> BurritoB: Anywhere decent + near to get food?
<BurritoB> I have only really spent about a week in this office (and often get stuck working lunch), so I haven't sussed out the food situation much.
<Fox> HauntedUnix: pret
<BurritoB> but yeah, pret is an edible default, and the japanese place just left out of the office isn't bad
<syn> EAT > pret
<syn> EAT.owner() does not return McDonalds
<Fox> eat are fascists
<syn> your mum's a fascist
<denny> 'fascist' does not mean 'likes it in the face'
<syn> oh
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#6241
17:18
23 March 2010 [+]
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(01:11:57 PM) B-Man: You know it's an interesting IM conversation when you read "fuck the titties, I rammed it up her popper too many times to count"
(01:12:24 PM) B-Man: And for all you living vicariously, I believe he meant 'pooper'.
(01:14:32 PM) lobbysog: oh. I was hoping he was ramming something into her jalapeņo popper.
(01:15:51 PM) B-Man: Well, if wishes were horses...
(01:16:01 PM) B-Man: Then we'd all have poppers to ram.
(01:16:12 PM) lobbysog: also, we'd have an abundance of glue.
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#768
09:11
23 September 2005 [+]
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freenode
#classiccmp
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* toresbe puts pizza into oven
< toresbe> tore@fortran:~$ sleep 10m; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep;
beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep; beep;
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