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#105 05:06 25 May 2003 [+] 43 [-] ArcNET #worms
<[JC]> my uncle went to disneyland florida for his holiday... they actually rent wheelchairs out to the fat cunts
<[JC]> oh they went on a water slide, and this fat twats about to go down, my 5 year old niece asks her dad if the fat man is going to get stuck in the slide like homer simpson
<[JC]> the entire queue roars with laughter as this bloke heads off down the tube
<BarryBPL> go on, finish by saying he got stuck :)
<[JC]> well i guess he didnt, they probably grease the side of the tubes in case
#707 22:34 06 April 2005 [+] 0 [-] ircnet #uknot
<shadyron> is there a difference between an oblong and a rectangle, or are they just symbolic links?
#758 15:50 06 August 2005 [+] 1 [-]
15:15 -!- Topic for #uknot: <@Enid> i went to see romeo and juliet at the globe and "Mercutio" pointed me out as "a very good whore"
15:15 -!- Topic set by adama [adama@omega.memetic.org] [Thu Aug  4 12:36:20 2005]

#288 22:22 18 September 2003 [+] 6 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@shadyron> cheers
<@_Nor> is filmed before a live studio audience
<@_Nor> I've often wondered if it was common practice in other shows to film before a dead studio audience

#942 22:49 26 May 2007 [+] 0 [-] Netgoth #uk_goffs
* EVOOT wants a horse
<Armand> I'm not a great fan of horses, but no chance of having one in my area. :P
<EVOOT> I ride and used to work with them :)
<Armand> I tryed horse riding, when I was about 14.
<Armand> fuck that for pain..
<denny> horse riding is fantastic fun
<denny> if it hurts, you're not doing it right
<denny> you know the human is meant to be on top, right?
<Armand> lol
<denny> the films on the internet lie
#722 00:02 23 April 2005 [+] -3 [-] Blitzed unknown
<tom> running out of memory is a bit worrying
<grifferz> not as worrying as waking up on a remote scottish beach naked and smeared in the blood of a camel, and an assortment of limbs from different models of barbie doll inserted in your anus
#267 20:29 26 August 2003 [+] 2 [-] NChat.org #combustion
[17:34] *** Happykid is now known as Happybbl
[17:35] *** adam is now known as adam\bath\honestly
[18:30] *** adam\bath\honestly is now known as adam
[18:33] * adam attempts to summon nidhi using a cup of tea and half a slice of apple pie
[18:33] *** Happybbl is now known as Happykid
[18:34] * adam writes that down for later use
#426 06:21 22 April 2004 [+] -2 [-]
1628) lenier: I love imdb
(1628) ambrosis: Well, why don't you marry it?
(1629) ambrosis: scuse me - needing pants
(1629) lenier: Why the fuck are you always pantsless when talking to me?
#4472 18:01 13 March 2008 [+] -3 [-] Holborn #dl-bar
17:52  Biddle laughs
17:52 <@Biddle> I've just answered the phone with an Indian accent as I thought I recognised the number
17:52 <@Biddle> "Good evening pliz how may I be helping you tonight?"
17:53 <@Biddle> Some Indian call centre guy calling to see if I have a mortgage
17:53 <@Biddle> I had to stay in character :(
17:53 <@Biddle> "I will ask the master of the house if he is taking calls. One moment pliz."
17:54 <@Biddle> 10 seconds later... "I am sorry sir but the master of the house does not wish to conduct business with you. Good day and thank you pliz."
#534 02:13 31 May 2004 [+] 0 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rolloffle> "When the GNAA saw the breadth of their domain, they wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
<vSKIZZILE> WTF DOES BREADTH MEAN
<Rucas> www.iamafuckingidiotandineedadictionary.com
<vSKIZZILE> LOL
<vSKIZZILE> 4REALNIG?
<Rucas> yeah why not
#425 19:40 19 April 2004 [+] 0 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<Desimat0r> fucking dogs, trying to have a shit on the toilet, and they start barking
<Desimat0r> it jams you up
<Desimat0r> and it was like 3 of them
<Desimat0r> WHAT IS IT ABOUT FUCKING DOGS, I fucking hate them
<rolloffle> hmm
<Desimat0r> they should be exterminated
<penisbird> I like fucking dogs
<Desimat0r> worse than fucking jews
<Desimat0r> I was also looking forward to a little masturbation after the shit, no chance of that wit hthe dogs barking
<Desimat0r> fucking awesome, kids shouting outside.
<RMS> i live on the 5th floor
<RMS> if theres trouble down
<RMS> i just throw relatively safe shit down
<rolloffle> haha
<RMS> and let gravity do its job
<RMS> i hit this kid with a coin once
<RMS> on the head
<RMS> ugh
<RMS> that was scary
<Desimat0r> yeah, but then they might throw shit back up at you
<rolloffle> lol
<Desimat0r> and smash all your windows
<Desimat0r> or hold a lifetime grudge
<RMS> those 7 yearolds can throw 40 meters up
<Desimat0r> you walk out of your flat
<Desimat0r> and are beaten up
#6183 11:18 20 July 2009 [+] 0 [-] ircnet #dl-bar
10:45:01 <@bgeek> morning cum buckets
10:48:42 <@Ser_Olmy> awight coqsucker
10:55:50 <@bgeek> that was the best Michael Barrymore impression i've seen on IRC
10:56:00 <@Ser_Olmy> thanks
10:56:05 <@bgeek> np
10:56:14  * Ser_Olmy bums the shit out of bgeek then drowns him in a swimming pool
#30 14:53 25 April 2003 [+] 7 [-] ArcNET #worms
<mynci> Gooner: i still haven't got activesync working :)
<mynci> the on/off/reboot/install/in cradle combo got me a bit lost :)
<Gooner> hehe
<Gooner> with activesync, if yuo sacrifce a goat and turn to face 15degrees due north it can help :)
<Gooner> (not that activesync is buggy you understand)
#424 11:40 19 April 2004 [+] 0 [-]
<@joe-> some dozy bint from the cloud just came down in a flap going 'I have a virus! Help! I might lose all my work!'
<@joe-> 'whenever I type stuff it doesn't come out on screen like it should, whenever I type L it comes out as 3'
<@joe-> me: 'Turn off num-lock'

#501 02:27 23 May 2004 [+] 6 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rolloffle> don't threaten me, vman! plz! I'm sorry!
<vDIZZILE> i have pictures of myself in a klan outfit
<vDIZZILE> i'll see if i can find them for u rolloffle :(
<rolloffle> link plz.
<bare> plz send
<bare> plz send
<vDIZZILE> scare the black back into u
<vDIZZILE> it was for a highschool project i gotta search around and see if i still have em
<vDIZZILE> we were making a anti-racism video and i was akkk guy :(
<vDIZZILE> i hit niggers in the head with 2x4's
#836 18:32 25 July 2006 [+] -1 [-]
<InfraRed> all my asterisk boxes are headless \o/
<nettie> InfraRed how they lost it? :)
<InfraRed> nettie: circumcision :(

#5915 20:51 28 September 2008 [+] 16 [-] bethere #be*
20:48 < supersheep2> my 780 is basically a hunk o' junk
20:48 < supersheep2> and i'll like to put it in bridge mode
20:48 < supersheep2> so i can use my wrt54g to route internally
20:48 < supersheep2> how the hell do i put the 780 in bridge mode?
20:48 < adama> it involves sacrificing goats and lots of white chalk
20:48 < adama> are you still interested?
20:49 < mispgl> I'm not even sure it's possible right now with the moon in its current
                phase

20:50 < supersheep2> absolutely - knowing the bebox i had already prepared a large
                     draft of mercury, two goats, and a mirror precisely aligned to
                     catch moonlight

#242 10:24 05 August 2003 [+] 7 [-] undernet #cisco
<byteie> why don't interpol just blow up .ro?
<byteie> it's save them allot of hassle.
-!- Rootus [~cioby@rootus.users.undernet.org] has joined #cisco
<soonik> bytie sucks
<soonik> mai sugi?
<soonik> take your mum and dye alone
-!- soonik [~user@Electro-Univers.buzau.astral.ro] has left #cisco []
<merl> fair play

#1168 14:14 27 September 2007 [+] 66 [-] nsg
14:13 <@nine> god damn it, i wanted to register "tubgirl.com" and put a picture of a girl expelling an enema on it, but someone has beat me to it.
#370 14:52 10 January 2004 [+] 25 [-] oftc #blug
< dw> right, off :)
< dw> hmm.
< dw> getting harder to /quit again
-!- dw  has quit [Quit: leaving]
< pads> lol... :)
< cpufreak> haha
< cpufreak> I predetect dw will become a regular user again in about 24hrs
< rory> yeh. his appearances here are getting longer and more frequent...
< pads> He'll be back. They always come back.  IRC is the only thign
              harder to give up that heroin injected from a nicotine filled
              syringe.

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