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#942
22:49
26 May 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#uk_goffs
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* EVOOT wants a horse
<Armand> I'm not a great fan of horses, but no chance of having one in my area. :P
<EVOOT> I ride and used to work with them :)
<Armand> I tryed horse riding, when I was about 14.
<Armand> fuck that for pain..
<denny> horse riding is fantastic fun
<denny> if it hurts, you're not doing it right
<denny> you know the human is meant to be on top, right?
<Armand> lol
<denny> the films on the internet lie
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#340
22:58
25 December 2003 [+]
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Verbalization.org
#combustion
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<adam> HNG!
<task> and wtf does HNG mean?
<adam> OMG I NEED A SHIT TAKE OFF PANTS SIT ON BOG.. HNGGGGGGGGG !"
<adam> i think that just about captures it
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#307
22:38
20 October 2003 [+]
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<steam> Customers who bought The Art of UNIX Programming also bought:
<steam> History of Classical Music by Britany Spears
<steam> Gov't By The People by George W. Bush
<steam> Improving Your Golf Swing by Stephen Hawking
<steam> Interpreting Modern Dance" by Stevie Wonder
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#6196
12:53
27 August 2009 [+]
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Be
Be*
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<Gorg> ah
<Gorg> ah
<Orbixx> stayin' alive
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#836
18:32
25 July 2006 [+]
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<InfraRed> all my asterisk boxes are headless \o/
<nettie> InfraRed how they lost it? :)
<InfraRed> nettie: circumcision :(
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#304
18:13
17 October 2003 [+]
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oftc
query
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16:16 -!- Irssi: Starting query in oftc with chris
16:16 <chris> you still a bastard?
16:35 -!- chris [LL]54906@193.237.146.75] has quit [Ping timeout: 513 seconds]
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#379
19:25
17 January 2004 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<merl> the GIRL node with information multicasts on 224.0.0.233
<merl> to find out who has been elected as speaker
<merl> when the elected speaker is finished
<merl> a logical token is passed to the speaker last to request
<merl> who then transmits the negative information
<_is_> what if the token is dropped?
<merl> while all other GIRLs in the IGMP group download the negative information and assymulate as necessary
<_is_> does negative information age within the girl database?
<merl> it's UDP
<merl> when information is corrupted
<merl> the GIRL speakers all have a protocol to account for this
<merl> called
<merl> MAKE SHIT UP
<merl> when they MAKE SHIT UP
<merl> they all pass around the data to eachother
<merl> and add all the negative information together
<merl> so that the MAN in question gets in to what is called TROUBLE
<_is_> is there any way out of that state?
<merl> yes
<merl> the MAN node must change physical state and become transitory
<merl> and establish presence in a different GIRL node domain
<merl> this is affectionately called quit yer job and move to a completely different fucking place
<Cartman> be carefull that girl node does not get in wife node mode :/
<adama> as that removes any QoS between the GIRL node and MAN node.
<merl> sometimes a MAN node can combat the GIRL node worm
<_is_> ah but surely this plan is flawed... there is only a finite number of domains...
<merl> and spoof
<merl> the MAN node count to infinity expires way before the MAN node can move between even a small percentage of domains
<_is_> spoof as GIRL? surely not... thats too difficult
<merl> no
<merl> spoof as different MAN node
<_is_> too much random activity
<_is_> ah i c...
<_is_> but even secure MAN-WOMAN connections can be broken
<merl> some man nodes participate in a protocol called GAY
<merl> where they backdoor other MAN nodes and elect themselves as root
<_is_> eeek brain overload... dumping core
<merl> this causes GIRL nodes to take abnormally large amounts of interest in MAN nodes
<merl> and cease to function normally because they are in LOVE with the MAN nodes
<_is_> surely you can't su yourself
<adama> tell that to goatse man
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#408
19:11
23 March 2004 [+]
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Essex
#mgs
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< McDaniel> omg im such a noob
< McDaniel> ahahahaha
< McDaniel> the reason my pc was so gay, cos when i cleaned inside i knocked one of the ram sticks....ive been running with just 256mb of ram not 512mb
<@PJ> lol
< McDaniel> and i just spent £180 on new cpu/fan and hard disk thinking it was that
<@Spyder> lol, you mean you didn't notice?
<@PJ> yes, the word n00b does indeed apply :)
< McDaniel> na
< McDaniel> my msn name
< McDaniel> "OMG IM SUCH A NOOB"
< McDaniel> my pc is norm on 24/7
< McDaniel> rarely restart
< McDaniel> only when i showed seb my stats i relised
< McDaniel> (RAM) usage: 275/512MB (53.71%)
<@Spyder> hm, that's really worthy of immortalising :)
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#756
12:18
03 August 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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12:04 <@merl> I hate sky+
12:04 <@merl> it's like tivo--
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#856
16:30
22 September 2006 [+]
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Quakenet
#lipex
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<@timelapse> 'Jeremy Clarkson: "So, um, I guess he could be dead!"
<@timelapse> James May: "Well, there's a police car at the scene of the
<@timelapse> accident, so..."
<@timelapse> Jeremy Clarkson: "Well, if he is dead, and you fancy a job on
<@timelapse> Top Gear, why not write to us at "I'm better than Richard
<@timelapse> Hammond was..."
<@timelapse> - from a recent, not-to-be-repeated-
<@timelapse> anytime-soon edition of 'Top Gear'
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#429
15:18
24 April 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Geoffd1> holy shit, i'm geeking more drunk just sitting here... there's so much in my stomach
<Geoffd1> It takes a very large effort to type without typos. And a lot of backspacing.
<rolloffle> so I see.
<lysool> just give in man
<Geoffd1> sew eye sea!
<lysool> let's make a wager when geoff is passed out by
<Geoffd1> "sew eye sea!" said the blind needle as it was thrown into the ocean
<JesuitX> 7:30am PST
<JesuitX> its 7:15 now
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<lysool> HAHA
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<rolloffle> hahahaha.
<JesuitX> ok
<JesuitX> 7:35
<rolloffle> LMAO
<Geoffd1> there you go
<rolloffle> 4pm BST.
<rolloffle> it's almost half past three now.
<Geoffd1> It's 10:17 by my clock
<lysool> it's only 9:18 here
<Geoffd1> HERE IS AN ENLIGHTENED CONVERSATION:
<Geoffd1> [10:12] <Geoffd1> kekekeke
<Geoffd1> [10:16] <Freshtone> keke?
<Geoffd1> [10:17] <Geoffd1> 42jl;6
<Geoffd1> I got the hiccups
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#121
23:40
30 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#rar
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<Footle> actually, to be fair
<Footle> unlike gateway house the bogs at vinnery court have never actually overflowed and covered the landings in the stairwells with an inch of poo-flecked water
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#169
15:51
02 July 2003 [+]
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ArcNet
#worms
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<Ng> if I went for all the spam I get, my wang would be about 15 miles long by now and I'd have enough viagra to keep it hard eons after I die ;)
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#795
15:57
12 December 2005 [+]
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Fotopic
#rudeusers
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5:56 <@Stacey> ohhh pine cones
15:56 <@samrad> the non-removable anal treat
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#1025
13:18
31 July 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<HauntedUnix> BurritoB: Anywhere decent + near to get food?
<BurritoB> I have only really spent about a week in this office (and often get stuck working lunch), so I haven't sussed out the food situation much.
<Fox> HauntedUnix: pret
<BurritoB> but yeah, pret is an edible default, and the japanese place just left out of the office isn't bad
<syn> EAT > pret
<syn> EAT.owner() does not return McDonalds
<Fox> eat are fascists
<syn> your mum's a fascist
<denny> 'fascist' does not mean 'likes it in the face'
<syn> oh
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#502
13:12
23 May 2004 [+]
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< barn> gah!
< barn> damn you screen!
< tesuji> heh
< barn> pressing ctrl-a then s is a bad idea (don't try it)
< cenhinen> but i have to now
* tesuji is tempted as well
< cenhinen> nothing happened
< cenhinen> \o/ it's raining now
< tesuji> you can make it rain by pressing that key combo ?
< cenhinen> apparently
< cenhinen> no wonder barn didn't want me to type it :(
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#177
23:48
06 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<InfraRed2> !op
* Rawr sets mode: +v InfraRed2
<InfraRed2> !op
* Rawr sets mode: -v InfraRed2
<InfraRed2> !op
* Rawr sets mode: -o InfraRed2
<InfraRed2> !op
* InfraRed2 was kicked by Rawr (Begging for ops.)
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#6133
16:15
24 March 2009 [+]
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netgoth.org.uk
futureweb
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< kev> jonthomas: if you were single, she would be the perfect 'fit' for you!
< cakebot> jonthomas: atleast he doesnt have a thing for resusi-annie
* z drops the convo like a hot spud and returns to work
< jonthomas> kev: INSERT INTO C.H("anything',(2"+), NOW(), NOW() ,NOW(), NOW(),)
< jonthomas> kev: result = cigarette
< kev> jonthomas: my tables are 'LOCKED'
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#935
13:02
04 May 2007 [+]
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magnet
#london.pm
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11:57 <@mst> oh for ...
11:57 <@mst> the top result on google is me, on memetic.
11:57 * mst sighs
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#742
09:54
16 June 2005 [+]
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blitzed
#linux
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* pontifex larts the person in the office who just sent round an
official email about someones promotion - in Comic MS Sans
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