Random Quotes
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#179
10:35
07 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch
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#703
00:24
04 April 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#playpen
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< Chod> faggots
< Chod> i can see why ppl would like boys
< Chod> but not men.
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#6009
23:36
16 January 2009 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@winjer> i am tired
<@winjer> i was looking at the cafe on the station
<@winjer> and wondering why it was called 23:34
<@winjer> thinking, modern cunts
<@winjer> then it changed to 23:35
<@winjer> and i thought, man that's even more cheesy
<@winjer> then i realised it was the time
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#633
00:53
03 August 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<cpufreak> friend of mine hwo got married about ago
<cpufreak> came on irc in first time in ages today
<cpufreak> and said 'help'
<cpufreak> and then quit with a ping timeout.
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#555
02:37
02 June 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<bare> I was in my dads room and I saw he wrote on his calendar "Inflamed painful hemmerhoid today"
<bare> I got a hardon
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#1365
12:24
16 October 2007 [+]
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freenode
#defocus
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<Werdna> jesus christ, she invites me to her room alone
<Werdna> and I'm thinking "ooh, this is good"
<Werdna> so she sits on my lap, and spends the next hour showing me pictures of some people I don't know on facebook :(
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#372
13:44
12 January 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#linux
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<Vladimir1> do you know kylix?
<Ancipital> Vladimir1: australian woman, little gold shorts?
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#65
14:09
02 May 2003 [+]
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Arcnet
worms
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<mooks> sketch: you cant get us addicted to squirrels and then take them away!!
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#562
22:13
08 June 2004 [+]
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EFnet
#business
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*** Fetishia (G1RL@btstts14d072.nbnet.nb.ca) has joined #business
*** cute_girl (~hjhgh@mp-216-90-61.daxnet.no) has joined #business
<@badon> hey
<@badon> both the girls joined at the same time
<@badon> Hey ladies!
<@Work5Yrs> you know what that means
<cute_girl> heey badon and Work5Yrs
<@Work5Yrs> hi
<@badon> whaddya say the three of us go out tonight?
<cystum``> yeah! you can make your own channel on irc, and pretend its a restaurant
<@Work5Yrs> rofl
<@badon> haha
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#943
00:30
29 May 2007 [+]
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netgoth
#orgy
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<@HauntedUnix> For some reason this video has a woman drinking piss and
scat out of a shoe.
<@HauntedUnix> I love the internet.
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#211
12:32
17 July 2003 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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<Ser_Olmy> ! fucking hell
<Ser_Olmy> do you want the skin off my teeth as well?
<Ser_Olmy> £5k for 2mb?
<Nav> k
<Biddle> depends whose skin it is and where it's from.
* Footle grins
<jtb> jeez i would want sex with Natalie Imbruglia as well for that
<Nav> seems fair
<jtb> what the sex? ;)
<Nav> yeah
* Footle giggles
<christel> so the deal is 2k and you get the skin of Ser_Olmys teeth, sex with natalie imbruglia and 2mb line?
<Footle> Don't complain about pricing stuff to me it's Doobry you want in that area :)
<IMF2000> I'm sold
<christel> IMF2000: haha
<jtb> sign me up
<IMF2000> you can keep the skin.
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#110
08:33
27 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adem> infrared : is that router black?
<InfraRed_> adem: white
<InfraRed_> you racist ?
<InfraRed_> you got something against black routers?
<adem> infrared : if you see any nice yellow routers gimme a call ;P
<InfraRed_> YOU RACIST
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#290
02:02
21 September 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Rawr> I phoned QVC yesterday.
<Rawr> The bird on the phone said "Can I help you?"
<Rawr> So I said, "No thanks, just looking."
<Rawr> *boomtisch*
<Rawr> I'll get me coat.
<natm> ace
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#6227
23:01
13 January 2010 [+]
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<Dr.Preston!> I had chinese last night
<Dr.Preston!> I almost had it again this morning but she left too early
<Dr.Preston!> *rimshot*
<Scuba Steve> you don't know how to use the microwave and have to have your mom help?
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#744
20:20
21 June 2005 [+]
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< rory> someone near me is having sex with a dog
< rory> "uhn! uhn! uhn!
< rory> "woof! woof-woof!"
< rory> "uhn! uhn! uhn!!!!"
< rory> "woof!"
< rory> "uuuuuhn!"
< rory> etc
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#322
16:31
30 November 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<evilmark> aye
<Alasdair> Hi Mark, are you well?
<evilmark> yes, I am, thanks for asking.
<evilmark> and you? i trust that life continues to treat you with the contempt you deserve.
<Alasdair> I am very well thank you :) Life does treat me with exactly the correct level of contempt that I deserve.
<evilmark> fan *tast* ic
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#6231
23:17
03 March 2010 [+]
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Efnet
#php
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
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#1141
10:28
13 September 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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* denny tries to work out whether he's broken a rib or not
<HauntedUnix> hmm, how do you fix a broken rib?
<Lemm> sellotape
* denny laughs
<Tara> DON'T LAUGH TOO HARD
<Tara> you may die
<Lemm> laughter may be the best medicine, but it makes a fucking lousy splint.
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#693
00:53
23 March 2005 [+]
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MSN
NONE
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<Alasdair> I filled in a Faceparty survey and insulted their site quite a bit
<Adam> heh
<Alasdair> and the next day the URL in my profile got changed from a tinyurl.com address to a uglyclub.com url
<Alasdair> what complete cunts
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#790
12:33
21 November 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> I'm writing a 'how to' manual for my boss for when I leave this job.
I'm trying to explain to someone who has trouble using Windows how to
use/configure BIND and Exim.
<@Rawr> 27 pages later and I think I've explained how to download Putty.
<@Rawr> 4. Controlling DNS
<@Rawr> Before we start I think it.s only fair to mention that mistakes made
within DNS can have bad results at best and catastrophic results at
worst.
<@Rawr> Best not make any typos in this section.
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