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#398
23:37
24 March 2004 [+]
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oftc
some sekrit channel
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< cdlu> what's good to use to rip the microphone port to an mp3 or ogg?
< mikegrb> software, generally... unless you have a great ear and can
type fast in a hex editor
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#718
15:45
21 April 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#linux
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< adama> <3 graphs
* ChrisB agrees :)
<@philc> can we have a graph that shows the number of graphs
<@philc> and a graph that shows the opinion on the number of graphs
<@popey> and a graph showing people who couldn't give a rats ass about the graphs
< adama> everyone likes graphs
<+ChrisB> graphs are sex
< adama> and anyone who doesn't is just in denial
<+ZoeB> um, how?
< adama> perhaps graph abuse as a child
< adama> but deep down they know they really love the graphs
< adama> they just cna't bring themselves to view them
< adama> it's sad
<@popey> they say "no" but they mean "graphs"
<+ZoeB> no means text mode
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#384
22:58
27 January 2004 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<dollabill> ya'll live in England?
<r|p> yup
<dollabill> ohh, where by ?
<r|p> NY area, i dont recognize the declaration of independence, so im british
<dollabill> ?
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#1107
14:28
28 August 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<oholiab> speaking of which
<oholiab> I need a shit
<oholiab> AND YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME
<oholiab> I am king of internets
<oholiab> this is my throne
<oholiab> these are my loyal subjects
<oholiab> internets throne++
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#198
01:37
16 July 2003 [+]
-3
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> I'm lovely really.
<@Rawr> I just forgot how to be a nice person.
<@Rawr> Around the same time I joined #dl-bar actually.
<@adem> dl-bar is full of cunts
<@adem> speaking of which, did clive come back?
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#105
05:06
25 May 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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<[JC]> my uncle went to disneyland florida for his holiday... they actually rent wheelchairs out to the fat cunts
<[JC]> oh they went on a water slide, and this fat twats about to go down, my 5 year old niece asks her dad if the fat man is going to get stuck in the slide like homer simpson
<[JC]> the entire queue roars with laughter as this bloke heads off down the tube
<BarryBPL> go on, finish by saying he got stuck :)
<[JC]> well i guess he didnt, they probably grease the side of the tubes in case
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#591
22:36
25 June 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Pi> lolol. all the dorms have DNS reverse that includes their room number
<penisbird> should encourage students not to do stupid things online
<Pi> so if someone is portscanning my shit or leeching all my 0day i can go
down and leave asteamer on their doorstep
<KiSSy> LOL
<KiSSy> OR JUST WAIT OUTSIDE THEIR ROOM FOR THEM TO COME BACK DRUNK LATE ONE
NIGHT AND RAPE THEM
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#525
06:24
30 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<rolloffle> my bot just said "a butt lmao" in 646 efnet channels
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#506
14:48
24 May 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Rawr> Test how good your cars HS handling is thusly...
<jtb> 1) take car to race track
<jtb> 2) let me thrash the shit out of it
<jtb> 3) wait for my verdict
<Rawr> 120mph on a 4 lane motorway. Turn steering wheel SHARPLY 90 degrees right :)
<Rawr> If you end up dead, you were wrong.
<Rawr> (i was taking the piss)
<Rawr> 80 degrees.
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#618
16:51
19 July 2004 [+]
-3
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<will-h> enid, what are you doing saturday?
<Enid> saturday, parents are down
<CapnB> what, you doing maintenance on them?
<cpufreak> sh int parentalunit 2/0
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#687
13:45
03 March 2005 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<merl> I have a thing for gherkins
<merl> they are my friends
<merl> even though I eat them
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#939
20:30
24 May 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#uk_goffs
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<DeathBoy> anyone want to come on a narwhaling raid? This entails taking pictures of narwhals from the internets, and putting text on them telling people in cat_macros how DEEPLY they fucking fail, and watching them just plain not understand why the HELL narwhals are involved.
<DeathBoy> it's a bit like World of Warcraft, but with Narwhals.
<denny> lo goffs
* filthbot confiscates DeathBoy's crack
<snarfy> DeathBoy: :D
<DeathBoy> filthbot: http://community.livejournal.com/narwhal_macros/
<DeathBoy> aw fuckin' yeah.
* Armand mugs filthbot, nicks all the crack, and goes off to sell it to kids.
* denny googles 'narwhal'
* filthbot snorks repeatedly
<mattp> fnar. Armand just stole filthbot's crack.
<denny> "males with larger tusks are more likely to successfully attract a mate. This hypothesis was suggested by the activity of "tusking", in which two males rub their tusks together."
<filthbot> Narwhals++
<denny> ...I think I went to that party.
<Armand> lol
<filthbot> You WERE that party.
<Armand> talk to the kids, coz I ain't listening. :D
* snarfy POSTS SOME FUCKING NARWHALS
* DeathBoy laughs
<arachne> DeathBoy: this is your fault. http://tinyurl.com/2s3kuf
<DeathBoy> arachne: http://i14.tinypic.com/62r83ld.jpg
<DeathBoy> arachne: http://www.sex-kitten.net/images/nar20067.jpg
* EdwardS fights the urge
* DeathBoy laughs
<EdwardS> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-CHEVETTE-L-BROWN_W0QQitemZ250117819938QQihZ015QQcategoryZ9858QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<batmop> http://tinyurl.com/yveb9x (at cgi.ebay.co.uk)
<DeathBoy> EdwardS: is it a narwhal?
<EdwardS> It's... a Vauxhall Narwhal.
<DeathBoy> :D:D:D
<DeathBoy> EdwardS: the Kev game works excellently with Narwhals, btw
<EdwardS> Kev game?
<DeathBoy> Where you take film names and replace one of the words with "Kev"
<EdwardS> Ah...
<EdwardS> Narwhal Wars?
<snarfy> NARWARS
<EdwardS> Grave of the Narwhals
<filthbot> 12 Angry Narwhals?
<DeathBoy> 10 Things to do in Denver When You're Kev
<snarfy> Lock Stock and Two Smoking Narwhals
<DeathBoy> LLOL
<EdwardS> Tonari no Narwhal
<filthbot> Ninja Narwhals
<DeathBoy> Teenage Mutant Ninja Narwhals?
<EdwardS> Raiders of the Lost Narwhal
<jenova> Teenage Mutant Ninja Kev?
<siani> my stepmother is a narwhal
<EdwardS> Evil Narwhal 2
<DeathBoy> Resident Narwhal 2!
<EdwardS> Dawn of the Narwhal!
<EdwardS> 28 Narwhals Later!
<filthbot> Live And Let Narwhal
<snarfy> reservoir narwals
<EdwardS> St. Elmo's Narwhal
<EdwardS> It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Narwhal
<jenova> Sixteen Narwhals.
<snarfy> omg, best superhero ever.. NARWHALMAN
<mattp> Never say narwhal again
<EdwardS> The Narwhal Club
<pda|> Back To The Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhal in Pink!
<siani> narwhals at tiffany's
<snarfy> Natural Born Narwhals
<jenova> Weird Narwhal
<EdwardS> It's a Wonderful Narwhal
<pda|> Young Narwhal
<pda|> The Narwhal Strikes Back
<siani> Narwhal on 34th st.
<EdwardS> Vanishing Narwhal
<filthbot> Night Of The Living Narwhal
<EdwardS> The Invisible Narwhal!
<filthbot> The Whole Nine Narwhals
<EdwardS> Class of Narwhal High
<EdwardS> Def by Narwhal
<EdwardS> The Narwhal Game
<filthbot> Four Weddings And A Narwhal
<siani> Pump up the narwhal
<pda|> Twelve Narwhals
<EdwardS> Time Narwhals
<siani> narwhal bandits, surely.
<EdwardS> The Incredible Narwhals of Baron von Narwhalhausen.
<pda|> Narwhal Law
* denny CONTRIBUTES
* denny turns caps lock off.
<filthbot> Dude, Where's My Narwhal
<EdwardS> Mallnarwhals
<siani> Rosemary's Narwhal
<EdwardS> Repo Narwhal
<filthbot> Back To The Narwhal
<EdwardS> Ferris Bueller's Narwhal Off
<siani> Narwhal TO THE FUTURE! (awesomest time machine evah)
<filthbot> A Narwhal On Elm Street
<EdwardS> Narwhal on a hot tin roof.
<pda|> Help I Married an Axe Narhwaler
<wires> Honey, I Sharunk The Narwhal
<EdwardS> Ghostnarwhals!
<siani> The Narwhal Redemption
<filthbot> Brotherhood Of The Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhal Running
<filthbot> Dead Narwhals Society
<siani> Indiana Jones and the Narwhal of Doom
<kayelem> Logan's Narwhal
<EdwardS> The World According to Narwhal
<filthbot> Enemy Of The Narwhal
<cd> is the evening's word "Narwhal", or what?
<EdwardS> Grosse Narwhal Blank
<filthbot> Nah
<filthbot> Grosse Point Narwhal
<EdwardS> Wait. Damnit, no-one's done the obvious!
<EdwardS> Narwhals on a Plane!
<siani> Pirates of the Narwhal
<filthbot> House Of 1000 Narwhals
<cd> Narwhals of the Caribbean?
<siani> Home A-Narwhal
<cd> Pitch Narwhal
<EdwardS> The Narwhalcage
<tomaw> You people are mad.
<filthbot> My Best Friend's Narwhal
<kayelem> Texas Narwhal Massacre
<EdwardS> Brassed Narwhal
<cd> and its sequel The Narwhal of Riddick
<siani> my big fat greek narwhal
<filthbot> hahahahahah
<filthbot> siani++
<EdwardS> Narwhal is Narwhal
<pda|> Harry Potter - The Narwhal's Stone
<denny> White Narwhals Can't Jump
<filthbot> The Lion The Witch And The Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhal Max!
<EdwardS> Mad Max: Beyond the Narwhal
<filthbot> Nil By Narwhal
<siani> Mad Narwhal: beyond the thunderdome
<filthbot> One Flew Over The Narwhal's Nest
<jenova> 20,000 narwhals under the sea.
<EdwardS> The Elephant Narwhal
<Cobweb> A Clockwork Narwhal
<EdwardS> 1984: For the Love of Big Narwhal
<siani> 2001: a space narwhal
<Cobweb> Silent Narwhal
<filthbot> Sleepy Narwhal
<EdwardS> Star Trek: The Narwhal of Khan
<kayelem> It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Narwhal
<siani> The Princess Narwhal
<siani> The Narwhal Crystal
<Cobweb> The Day the Narwhal Stood Still
<EdwardS> Forbidden Narwhal
<siani> Cruel Narwhals
<Cobweb> Much Ado About Narhwal(s)
<EdwardS> Narwhal and Prejudice
<snarfy> The Narwhal Bride
<kayelem> The Narwhal for Red October
<EdwardS> My Narwhal Martian
<jenova> When Harry Met Narwhal.
<snarfy> Narwhal Girls Are Easy
<EdwardS> Overdrawn at the Narwhal Bank
<Cobweb> Sleepless in Narwhal
<jenova> OK, have we run this one dry yet? ;P
<siani> A Narwhal Darkly
<Cobweb> Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Narwhal
<snarfy> Eternal Narwhal of the Spotless Mind
<filthbot> Close Encounters Of The Narwhal Kind
<EdwardS> Narwhal 451
<cd> Crouching Narwhal Hidden Dragon
<Cobweb> House of FLying Narwhals
<EdwardS> Most Valuable Narwhal
<cd> Narwhal 3: Return To Perfection
<EdwardS> Narwhal X
<EdwardS> Also, Narwhal X
<EdwardS> But the second one is the one with monkeys.
<filthbot> Triple Narwhal
<siani> 28 Narwhals Later
<cd> EdwardS: also, American Narwhal X
<snarfy> Narwhal History X
<snarfy> haha damn you
<mattp> The Narwhal Supremacy / Identity
<cd> A Chinese Narwhal Story
<EdwardS> Howl's Moving Narwhal
<filthbot> Big Narwhal In Little China
<cd> Narwhal Snaps
<EdwardS> Kiki's Narwhal Service
<siani> Rumble in the Narwhal
<jenova> siani: Do you fancy seeing The Da Narwhal Code this weekend? I got it on DVD!
<filthbot> Narwhal Gump
<cd> Buffy The Vampire Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhals Not Included
<siani> jenova: sure! can we watch A Narwhal Darkly, too?
<kayelem> Journey to the Centre of the Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhals!
<siani> the Narwhal Machine
<filthbot> Narwhalgeddon
<jenova> siani: Sorry, I'd much rather watch A Scanner Narwhal. :)
<EdwardS> The First Men On The Narwhal
<filthbot> A Few Good Narwhals
<Cobweb> The Titfield Narwhal
<EdwardS> Confessions of a Narwhal Cleaner
<kayelem> A Fistful of Narwhals
<grahamb> The cook, the thief, his wife and her narwhal
<cd> The Taking Of Narwhal One-Two-Three
<Cobweb> Passport to Narhwal
<EdwardS> Winston Narwhal!
<siani> three men and a narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhals of Arabia
<siani> Look Who's Narwhalling
<jenova> Andy Narwhal!
<grahamb> Singing in the Narwhal
<jenova> oh, wait.
<snarfy> beauty and the narwhal
<filthbot> The Opposite Of Narwhal
<cd> Eastern Narwhals
<snarfy> The Truth About Cats And Narwhals
<EdwardS> Pulp Narwhal
<siani> Debbie Does Narwhals
<jenova> ew!
<EdwardS> Narwhal Bites!
<filthbot> Narwhal The Barbarian
<grahamb> The 39 Narwhals.
<EdwardS> Narwhalella!
<Cobweb> The Thin Narwhal
<filthbot> A Narwhal Named Desire
<cd> Narwhals Of The Spooky Kind / Narwhal Encounters
<EdwardS> Narwhal of the Paradise
<cd> Zu: Warriors of the Magic Narwhal
<kayelem> Dial M for Narwhal
<Cobweb> Beverly Hills Narwhal
<grahamb> Flash Narwhal
<arachne> Annie get your narwhal
<arachne> the sound of narwhals
<EdwardS> Charlie & The Chocolate Narwhal
<grahamb> Indiana Jones and the Narwhal of Doom
<siani> grahamb: doneit!
<grahamb> gah!
<filthbot> The Hand That Rocks The Narwhal
<cd> Narwhal Returns
<filthbot> Sleeping With The Narwhal
<filthbot> Narwhal, Interrupted
<cd> Batman and Narwhal
<filthbot> Romancing The Narwhal
<filthbot> Jewel Of The Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhal 2000: Narwhal in Space
<filthbot> Bed Of Narwhals
<grahamb> Requiem for a Narwhal
<EdwardS> Oooh. I liked that film.
<snarfy> Narwhal's Ladder
<siani> Narwhal Valentine
<filthbot> What's Eating Narwhal Grape?
<EdwardS> filthbot++
<EdwardS> Edward Narwhalhands!
<snarfy> Gilbert Narwhal :D
<grahamb> James and the giant Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhal Brothers
<kayelem> The Thing From Another Narwhal
<EdwardS> It Came From Outer Narwhal
<filthbot> From Beyond The Narwhal
<grahamb> Apocalypse Narwhal
<cd> the Man Who Fell To Narwhal
<EdwardS> Attack of the Narwhal Snatchers
<snarfy> TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA NARWHALS
<filthbot> too late
<EdwardS> The Narwhal Who Fell To Earth!
<filthbot> Velvet Narwhal
<cd> Narwhal Attacks!
<EdwardS> How To Lose A Narwhal In 10 Days
<Cobweb> Trading Narwhals
<cd> 50 First Narwhals
<EdwardS> Used Narwhals
<cd> EdwardS: ew
<siani> Erasernarwhal
<EdwardS> Herbie the Love Narwhal!
<siani> Narwhal in Space
<snarfy> Narwhals To Do In Denver When You're Dead
<filthbot> Narwhals In The Attic
<EdwardS> American Narwhal in London
<EdwardS> filthbot++
<filthbot> In The Name Of The Narwhal
<Cobweb> Robin Hood: Prince of Narwhals
<siani> Robin Hood: Men In Narwhals
<EdwardS> The Demon Narwhal
<EdwardS> Narwhals III: Resurrection
<filthbot> Narwhalspotting
<snarfy> How To Get Narwhals In Advertising
<Cobweb> Narhwal and I
<Cobweb> (obviously)
<EdwardS> Stop! Or My Narwhal Will Shoot!
<filthbot> EdwardS++
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#6177
19:14
07 June 2009 [+]
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<jaredharper> I was just randomly browsing the 'meet people' tab, and I found this.
<jaredharper> I am a eighteen year old aussie girl. In a relationship. Lesbian. Otaku. Iceskater. Rollerskater.
<jaredharper> How do I tell her I love her without coming off too strong?
<jaredharper> Or freaking her out because I'm a guy and she's a lesbian?
<azme> XDD
<azme> u have a girl ava
<azme> say u write male
<azme> cuz ur a dudely lesb!
<jaredharper> I can't lie to a lesbian.
<jaredharper> That's like a christian lying to god.
<azme> LOL
<jaredharper> Have you no shame?
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#300
09:47
05 October 2003 [+]
4
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<@DeadCat_> Actually, I don't think I'd even get sex by paying for it ;)
<@[Cookies]> to quote a much-heard phrase, the difference between sex for money and sex for free, is that sex for money costs less
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#330
22:39
12 December 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<data[lart> all i know is this
<data[lart> lots of melted routers, entire exchanges getting shut off and teh interweb continues
<data[lart> yet one freaking cable cut and teh train system falls to pieces!
<data[lart> :}}
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#648
17:03
03 September 2004 [+]
3
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ircnet
#uknot
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<will-h> yeah but you live in the north where no productive work ever gets done anyway
<will-h> gdp south east = one trillion billion meeelion pounds
<will-h> gdp rest of country = negative 6p
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#189
16:24
10 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<jtb> fucking stupid fone hold system keeps saying "are you still there"
<jtb> so far it responds to cunt, no, soapy titwank
<jtb> and keeps you on hold
<Rawr> That's probably a person, jtb.
<d4n> lol
<Rawr> That now thinks you have tourettes.
<jtb> :)
<Jero> he does though
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#499
18:43
22 May 2004 [+]
4
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<dande> I'm new here, what's the actual /aim/ of this fine organization?
<rolloffle> trolling.
<dande> Fair enough. I do a bit of that anyway.
<dj28> the aim is to be gay niggers
<dande> What happens if you don't happen to be gay, or a n_gger?
<penisbird> nigger
<penisbird> is your i key broken?
<dj28> omg
<dande> yes _t _s
<penisbird> why?
<penisbird> how did you type if?
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#1505
11:03
22 October 2007 [+]
-5
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<Tara> at work, I have been set a very challenging challenge
<f0x> does it involve coming into work on time, not using IRC and having regular sleeping patterns?
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