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#6196 12:53 27 August 2009 [+] -5 [-] Be Be*
<Gorg> ah
<Gorg> ah
<Orbixx> stayin' alive
#727 16:38 02 May 2005 [+] 2 [-] Freenode #freenode
<+numist> hedwig: have you ever used irc before?
<+hedwig> nope first ime :P
<+numist> well then, your in for a shock :P
* Dave2|Laptop wonders what the Average TTG of an IRC newbie is :P
<+numist> Dave2: Time To ?
<+Dave2|Laptop> Goatse
#888 18:06 22 January 2007 [+] 1 [-] Netgoth #orgy
[17:26:18] <Fox> I just installed second life :S
<syn> ooh jesus.
<syn> don't do that
<syn> it's shittily rendered and full of furries
<Fox> i am about to find out
* Fox is now known as Fox|2ndlife
...
[17:55:52] <Fox|2ndlife> this is really good.
<Fox|2ndlife> really good :S
...
[18:02:23] <Fox|2ndlife> i dont like it anymore
<Fox|2ndlife> i found a furry
<Fox|2ndlife> and it talked to me
<Fox|2ndlife> so i uninstalled it
<Fox|2ndlife> freaky fuckers.
#5896 10:41 28 August 2008 [+] 0 [-] netgoth.org.uk #orgy
10:02 -!- Emma [irc@cpc2-barn9-0-0-cust838.brnt.cable.ntl.com] has joined #orgy
10:03 < ryll> speaking of rapists, hi Emma
10:03 <@EdwardS> Emma isn't a rapist.
10:04 <@EdwardS> She always yells "SURPRISE!" first.
10:04 < ryll> she will be when I'm done with her!
10:04 < ryll> heh, gagging the rapist so they can't yell 'surprise'.. novel idea
10:05 <@EdwardS> WHat if they write it really quickly and show you a flashcard?
10:06 <@EdwardS> You'd better tie their hands up too.
10:06 <@EdwardS> In fact, to ensure a good, valid rape they should be properly bound and gagged before raping you.
10:06 <@EdwardS> And visible at all times.
10:06 <@EdwardS> Being startled is ALMOST like being surprised.
10:07 < ryll> I'm starting to doubt which direction the rape is occurring
10:07 <@Speedwolf> it's a rape off
10:08 < ryll> most things are
10:08 < ryll> or can be, with a bit of effort
10:10 <@EdwardS> That's a good way of resolving office disputes.
10:10 <@EdwardS> First one to successfully complete a rape wins.
10:10 < ryll> "Imma gonna rape you in the face and arse until you see it my way!"
10:10 <@EdwardS> Well. It's probably best not to try it in a law firm.
10:11 < ryll> are we talking penetration gets points, or does it have to be ejaculation?
10:11 <@EdwardS> As for their definition of "successfully complete a rape"; it involves trial and aquittal for success.
10:11 < ryll> because if it's the latter, boy howdy, my premmies are going to come in handy
10:11 <@EdwardS> I think that the success of the rape is directly proportional to the sense of violation the rapee suffers.
10:12 <@EdwardS> So, for example, in an argument with anyone here, triple penetration whilst showing videos of their mother riding a donkey naked singing
                 Phil Collins' greatest hits MIGHT count
10:13 <@EdwardS> But, in a small local council in religious North Wales, merely flashing an ankle, or an inappropriate hug with an arsegrab would be a clear
                 win.
10:13 -!- Emma [irc@cpc2-barn9-0-0-cust838.brnt.cable.ntl.com] has quit [Ping timeout]
10:13 <@EdwardS> Emma doesn't love us :(

#277 02:17 09 September 2003 [+] -1 [-] Undernet #depressed
<jebus> brb, sex
#713 22:33 13 April 2005 [+] 0 [-] OFTC #offtopic
<AlexG> DannyB: Yo' mama so fat, she runs on 32 and 64 bit systems.
#166 19:07 26 June 2003 [+] 0 [-] IRCNet #UKNOT
<@paule> grow a huge beard, wear a towel on your head and call yourself Bob Laden
<@cpufreak> or Bob Ian Norman Laden

#742 09:54 16 June 2005 [+] -1 [-] blitzed #linux
* pontifex larts the person in the office who just sent round an
  official email about someones promotion - in Comic MS Sans

#281 16:19 11 September 2003 [+] 1 [-] letsbounce #18-30
<rik> i love the belief system.
<rik> when they see magical things, they believe in you a little more.
<rik> if they see a large, house-sized rock flying over the village, that inspires belief
<rik> if they see corpses dropped through the roof of the nursery, that inspires a lof of belief.
#5931 05:56 05 November 2008 [+] 0 [-] EFnet #psp
10:44:24pm <Crash-> ok ignore me
10:44:34pm <|Shadow|> ignored
10:44:38pm <Crash-> thx
10:44:44pm <|Shadow|> your welcome
#628 20:16 28 July 2004 [+] -2 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<adama> test file url ?
<winjer> http://127.0.0.1/test.html
<adama> wtf
<adama> my internet connection is 1gbit !
<adama> :>
<CapnB> haha
<CapnB> adama you twat
#814 21:20 07 June 2006 [+] 1 [-] quakenet #lipex
<@rob> Night.
<@cliveo> Sweet dreams
<@flange> are made of this
<@cupis> Who am I to disagree?
* flange travelled the world and the seven seas
<@cupis> Everybody's looking for something
<@flange> Some of them want to depeer you
<@cupis> Some of them want to peer with you


#74 21:52 05 May 2003 [+] 4 [-] ArcNET #gas
<Navvie> its been so long since i last looked, opera doesn't auto complete worldsex.com anymore
#534 02:13 31 May 2004 [+] 0 [-] Evolnet #gnaa
<rolloffle> "When the GNAA saw the breadth of their domain, they wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
<vSKIZZILE> WTF DOES BREADTH MEAN
<Rucas> www.iamafuckingidiotandineedadictionary.com
<vSKIZZILE> LOL
<vSKIZZILE> 4REALNIG?
<Rucas> yeah why not
#6172 14:37 27 May 2009 [+] 0 [-]
<@De_Gopher> jantore
<@jantore> Shut up.
<@m0d> jantore
<@Saga_Musix> jantore
<@De_Gopher> jantore
<@Sahkolihaa> jantore
#859 05:58 11 October 2006 [+] -1 [-] ircnet #pascal
Cheesey about why he feels sorry for the PHP programmer who would take over
his project in the future:
<cheesey> and then has comments like
<cheesey> // Ferdinand de Saussure would be rolling in his grave. Maybe we could hook him up
<cheesey> // to some kind of dynamo and use him as a  power source as a backup to the
<cheesey> // UPS systems.  SNMP-manageable linguists are a major gap in the market.

#842 15:58 31 July 2006 [+] 5 [-] ircnet #lipex
15:40 <@alexcf> ooh, new pxe outage RFO thang
15:41 <@^i^> I dont get mail from xpe/pxe anymore it seems
15:42 <@rob> 7:20 Awaiting the Engineer, Packet Exchange start staging the spare remotely.
15:42 <@rob> 8:21 Engineer on Site, attempt to repair suspected hardware.
15:43 <@rob> 7:15 -> 8:21.
15:43 <@rob> What was the engineer doing?
15:43 <@BenW> mcdonalds breakfast
15:43 <@rob> Heh.
15:52 <@maxeh> PXE RFO: 1) were shit 2) were shit 3) were shit 4) were shit - this resulted in the following 1) us
               being shit 2) us being shit 3) us being shit 4) us being shit. Conclusion: We are "leet" because we
               are ex-level3. . . .

#26 11:35 24 April 2003 [+] 11 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<Ser_Olmy> r
<christel> u
<adem> s
<Biddle> s
<InfraRed_> t
<adem> idiot
<adem> the word was 'russia', you lose
#867 10:26 16 November 2006 [+] 0 [-]
<Rawr> Rape isn't funny.
<Rawr> Unless you're raping a clown.

#813 21:20 07 June 2006 [+] -3 [-] quakenet #lipex
< rob> God, my roommate is a wanker.
* rob throws knives at him.
<@adama[nopx]> bring him to the lotus
< rob> No.
<@adama[nopx]> but take his credit cards away
<@adama[nopx]> i reckon if it happens again
< rob> He doesn't have a credit card.
<@adama[nopx]> the waiters will stab someone
< rob> He doesn't have a debit card ffs.
<@adama[nopx]> is he a pikey student fuck?
< rob> Yes.
<@adama[nopx]> burn him :(
< rob> I wish I could.
<@adama[nopx]> and now you can, using the new adjustable burnoroommate!
<@adama[nopx]> for only 9.99 including postage and packaging
<@adama[nopx]> :\
<@timelapse> is it a lighter and a squirty can full of petrol?
<@adama[nopx]> shh
<@adama[nopx]> marketing speak going on
<@timelapse> sorry
<@timelapse> it will create organic synergy between your room mate and
             the most powerful element the earth has ever seen
<@timelapse> FIRE
<@adama[nopx]> haha
<@timelapse> insert sparkle

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