Random Quotes
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#151
11:04
19 June 2003 [+]
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freenode
#debian
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<ghido> hi could anyone suggest me a very good irc server? i have to run it inside an company and it must have a restricted access my User/Pass. Thanks
<SlayerXP> ghido: has your systems administrator given you permission to run an irc server?
<ghido> SlayerXP: i'm the system administrator
<SlayerXP> ghido: then how come you don't know how to use a search engine?
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#5900
14:23
12 September 2008 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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< Snafu> and thanks to my colleague over there <---
< Snafu> the cobalts due to be decomissioned are swearing at the nocite
< Snafu> 'FUCK YOU' on the lcd.
<@adama> make them say cool things like
<@adama> "i don't want to die"
<@adama> "please don't do it"
< Snafu> lol
< Snafu> "I have 5 raqs to feed :("
<@Ph1l> 'Core tempreature critical, Overload in 10....9....8'
<@wpf> "Insert coin to continue"
<@Ph1l> 'Help, I got shot by a laser and now I'm trapped in here with some loony named TRON...'
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#929
11:45
26 April 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<denny> bored bored bored bored plank.
<locutus> bored with planck
<mst> too constant
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#372
13:44
12 January 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#linux
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<Vladimir1> do you know kylix?
<Ancipital> Vladimir1: australian woman, little gold shorts?
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#6
04:50
22 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* Biddle got sex privileges revoked for quite some time for putting half an eaten kit-kat on a certainsomeone's back while shagging
* Footle laughs
<Biddle> I WAS HUNGRY!
<Footle> Could be worse. I believe evilmarq, whilst shagging with RobL, happily reached over and finished a glass of JD
<Biddle> Actually she jumped me halfway through eating and I couldn't decided which one was better
<Footle> romantic, that
<Footle> apparently about 40% of people surveyed in the south east have answered their mobile phone while shagging
<Footle> *random fact*
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#859
05:58
11 October 2006 [+]
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ircnet
#pascal
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Cheesey about why he feels sorry for the PHP programmer who would take over
his project in the future:
<cheesey> and then has comments like
<cheesey> // Ferdinand de Saussure would be rolling in his grave. Maybe we could hook him up
<cheesey> // to some kind of dynamo and use him as a power source as a backup to the
<cheesey> // UPS systems. SNMP-manageable linguists are a major gap in the market.
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#671
20:54
15 December 2004 [+]
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#18-30
Letsbounce
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<adam> did i tell you about my cousin?
<adam> i think that was yr 1 at first school
<adam> :D
<adam> i used to chase her around the floor trying to kiss0rize her :P
<adam> poor cousin :\
<adam> she's a lesbian now.
<Aurelia> incest made her lesbian
<adam> i think she's the only girlie i've tried to kiss who's turned into one.
<adam> as far as i know.
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#809
21:09
07 June 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
uknot
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<@cpufreak> my sister told me when I was 3 that I could fly
<@cpufreak> so I jumped off the bunkbed, and waved my arms..
<@cpufreak> and knocked myself out
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#340
22:58
25 December 2003 [+]
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Verbalization.org
#combustion
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<adam> HNG!
<task> and wtf does HNG mean?
<adam> OMG I NEED A SHIT TAKE OFF PANTS SIT ON BOG.. HNGGGGGGGGG !"
<adam> i think that just about captures it
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#906
13:22
01 March 2007 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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[Linzi] anyone know who slayer works with?
[Linzi] i think hes called steve?
<GazMob> xander and willow?
<GazMob> lol
<_iain_> lol
<cenhinen> heh
<GazMob> i'm sorry. i'll go sit in the corner.
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#5923
14:58
13 October 2008 [+]
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netgoth
orgy
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14:54 <@Lemm> Fuck embarrassment, life's too short for that bullshit
14:55 <@Speedwolf> that's sort of what I implied
14:56 <@Speedwolf> with less swearing, it is my mum after all
14:57 <@EdwardS> Meh, if you can't swear at your mum, who CAN you swear at?
14:57 <@kweilo|wrk> everyone else?
14:57 <@kweilo|wrk> :D
14:58 * EdwardS swears at kweilo's mum
14:58 <@Lemm> Isn't it obligatory at this point in this channel to say "fuck ur
mum", thus initiating a chain of replies culminating in "no u"?
14:58 <@EdwardS> no u
14:58 <@kweilo|wrk> fuck ur mum
14:58 <@kweilo|wrk> wow, timing++
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#5893
10:10
01 August 2008 [+]
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netgoth
orgy
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< ryll> it probably should occur to me to have more of an acceptable behaviour filter at work
< ryll> so I don't do things like I did this morning
< ryll> the guy sitting next to me and I both had box cutters in our hands, slashing them about wildly and screaming "SSSTAB!" "STABSTAB!" at one another.
<@BurritoB> that's only inappropriate if you also had teatowels on your head
<@BurritoB> and claimed to be "Sheiks on a Plane"
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#936
13:07
04 May 2007 [+]
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MAGnet
#london.pm
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<rozallin> For some reason though Gordon Brown is taking 50% of my pay in tax, NI and student loan deductions, so for the moment no beer money for me.
<Nicholas> at least he doesn't tax tea as much
<Nicholas> (yet)
<Nicholas> I probably shouldn't give him ideas
<davorg> Nicholas: i don't think he reads this channel
<Nicholas> good
<joel> yeah
<joel> he followed the money to .Net
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#645
04:11
01 September 2004 [+]
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efnet
#business
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<obz> In my own experience its a much better approach to once you've decided someone is in fact possibly worthy of being called "friend" to show the action by breaking the conduit of social exchange from business to personal so as its a mutually observed agreement
<obz> i guess.
<@badon> obz: english please
<@badon> haha
<obz> ?
<obz> oooh
<obz> um
<@badon> obz: you try to be eloquent, and you screw it up so badly. Speak hillbilly and you'll get your point across better :)
<obz> Take the nigga that you know is down and is a homie out rollin one night and smoke a fatty yo
<obz> ....
<@badon> obz: haha
<@badon> obz: well, that made sense!
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#791
22:06
30 November 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#blitzed
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<grifferz> utter fuckwits
<grifferz> caravan of fuckwits, led by fuckwit camels, on a road laid
by fuckwits, made from tar as a by-product of fuckwitted dinosaurs
from the paleofuckwit era.
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#833
14:55
24 July 2006 [+]
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* lambfruit reads an amusing comment about the myspace outage : "I felt a great disturbance in MySpace, as if millions of emo kids suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
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#364
16:00
07 January 2004 [+]
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DALNet
#sanguinarius
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<@l22h07> failing asleep on keyboard is bad
<@l22h07> falling
<@poppycat> yes it is
<@AndroSyn> zyd figured you fell asleep at the keyboard last night
<@Gil_AFK> makes a funny pattern on your face, tho.
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#6008
17:04
15 January 2009 [+]
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netgoth
orgy
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<@Speedwolf> Is Carl hot?
< kweilo> poitential for wankbank
<@Speedwolf> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+carl
<@syn> hahah
<@syn> hot carl
<@syn> icwudt
<@Speedwolf> thank you
<@tar0r0r> hahaha
< kweilo> I clicked
<@HauntedUnix> You came?
<@Speedwolf> he conquered
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#784
17:01
24 October 2005 [+]
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ircnet
uknot
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<Fuzzled> it appears to have been a good day today, according to my email i have won 6 ipods, an Xbox and a $100 foot locker gift card
<cenhinen> cool
<cenhinen> everyone just thinks i need a bigger knob :(
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#155
20:35
21 June 2003 [+]
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arcnet
#gas
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<jsiv> I once sent navvie a pictures of my penis
<BaBy> and?
<jsiv> nothing
<jsiv> just felt like sharing
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