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#5426 10:19 03 April 2008 [+] -3 [-] jump jump
<@Rick> Morning
* jeremy rolls Rick over in front of an unsuspecting IRC channel
<@Rick> I think we've found the person guilty of the recent spate of Rick-Rolling!
#710 16:11 08 April 2005 [+] 4 [-] ircnet #uknot
<@winjer> i just cancelled a credit card
<@winjer> and they never even argued
<@winjer> i feel unloved now
<@SlayerCE> winjer: go love yourself then
<@sooB> that sounds like the censorship editing on an ITV shown film
<@sooB> go love yourself!
<@sooB> forget you
<@winjer> forget you, sump
<@winjer> what do they say for 'cunt'?
<@sooB> I'm not sure, I'll have to check
<@SlayerCE> "passion bag"
<@SlayerCE> "seed holder"
<@sooB> forget you, you womanly parts!

#876 16:45 19 December 2006 [+] 0 [-] srcf.ucam.org #srcf
< vortex> RFC 1178 - choosing a name for your computer: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1178.html
* malc disagrees with the first point in that 16:38 < malc> confusing names are _fun_ :)
< Neill`> !vote down
< KingOfWrong> so name it "up"
< tigger> . o O { Squeaky }
* KingOfWrong realises that "!vote down" wasn't intended to vote a proposal down, only to vote *for* down, and approves of the confusion
< Neill`> :)
< Neill`> It's DOWN!1111one1one!
< KingOfWrong> "eh? what's down?" "down is down!"
< malc> !vote crack
< malc> "our website is on crack"
< KingOfWrong> "I'm on crack all day long"
< Neill`> KingOfWrong: no DOWN is UP
< Monkey> I like crack.
< Monkey> Or goat.
< Neill`> crack is in the rack 16:42 < KingOfWrong> Neill`: so who's on first?
< Neill`> argh
* lmm also likes crack
* KingOfWrong wonders if this is being quoted on bash as we speak

#403 17:32 09 March 2004 [+] 5 [-] efnet #somewhere
<pankake> I work for investment bank
<pankake> one app resides on a 78 way e10k
<pankake> each trader logs on
<pankake> and uses 1 cpu for position keeping
<pankake> and guess what the front end is :)
<pankake> EXCEL!
#216 10:30 18 July 2003 [+] 4 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<loony> I may be overreacting here, but requesting the same page 13 times in 1 second ought to be grounds for inventing a new HTTP response code IMO
<loony> '600 - FOAD'
#387 13:32 06 March 2004 [+] -1 [-]
<@mariab> i just wanted to know what MOP was cos i saw it in cisco docs :P
<@cenhinen> mouse only parachute
<@alz0r> lol
<@alz0r> \o/ horrah for cenhinen, the only other bugger that can make                stupid acronymns from equally stupid  abbreviations
#809 21:09 07 June 2006 [+] -3 [-] IRCNet uknot
<@cpufreak> my sister told me when I was 3 that I could fly
<@cpufreak> so I jumped off the bunkbed, and waved my arms..
<@cpufreak> and knocked myself out

#6196 12:53 27 August 2009 [+] -5 [-] Be Be*
<Gorg> ah
<Gorg> ah
<Orbixx> stayin' alive
#811 21:12 07 June 2006 [+] -5 [-] quakenet #lipex
<@InfraRed> SGI gone bust!
* Biddles ...again.
< Biddles> +thinks
<@kurai> lol  'r
<@kurai> Was about to say the exact same thing ;)
* Biddles wonders what application received the 'thinks' the first time round
< Biddles> It's embarrassing when I send off some document with "ryone knows alze loves the c0ck" in it... :)
<@kurai> Are they "really, really" bust this time, or is it another "Dear
         Judge, please make the creditors fuck off for a bit so we
         can sell some more family silver and buy another 6 months"?
<@pixie> chapter 11
< Biddles> SO no, not really bust
#788 09:31 18 November 2005 [+] 0 [-] Quakenet #lipex
<@^i^> haha, awesome. I just found a site witha form on and I submitted it blank
<@^i^> it promptly sent me to http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=internet+for+dummies
<@^i^> I dont know what it is about me that cant resist pressing te submit button on empty forms just to see what happens :p
<@^i^> wow, my typing has gone from passable to asshat in ten minutes. novel.

#636 20:44 06 August 2004 [+] 2 [-] IRCnet #uknot
<Mishmash> do you ever see things which aren't there?
<adam> yes
<adam> i see asshats
<adam> woo \o/ woo \o/
#78 12:07 08 May 2003 [+] 32 [-]
<@combatwo> julia has just given birth to a little girl
<@barn> on purpose?
#900 15:56 15 March 2007 [+] 1 [-] OFTC #moocows
* weasel blames tj :)
* denny blames canada
<cdlu> :(
<cryogen> poor canada
<hajvan> denny: don't blame canada ... that's a very nice country ... blame USA :)
<denny> yessss, but the song goes "Blame Canada"
<denny> 'blame america' isn't comedy, it's current affairs
#909 17:09 09 March 2007 [+] 1 [-] MAGnet #london.pm
<joel>  http://tinyurl.com/39luy8
<dipsy> [ AdultSheepFinder - The Worlds #1 Sheep Sex and Dating Personals Site ]
<joel> it's amazing what you find down the back of the Internet.
<bob> a life?
<joel> shh
<joel> i have ascii art here of a man shagging a sheep
<joel> and you talk about LIFE?
#875 12:36 12 December 2006 [+] -1 [-] Freenode #linpeople
* Jymmmm (n=Jymmmm@unaffiliated/jymmm) has joined #linpeople
<Jymmmm> Any suggestions for penetration testing?
<Zombie> Invite a few friends over.
* Jymmmm has quit ()
#854 17:59 18 September 2006 [+] 3 [-]
<bgeek> Ser_Olmy: what happens if you drink the coke and eat the mentos?
<bgeek> do you explode?
<Ser_Olmy> at cruise altitude u can, with enough control, keep a fart going for the entire journey
#827 09:12 10 July 2006 [+] -1 [-]
<nooper> hi, are you internet?
<wireddd> yes I am

#286 00:09 17 September 2003 [+] 0 [-] IRCnet #uknot
* Rawr makes a note not to use that chat up line again.
<cheesey> hm?
<Rawr> "If a tree falls down in a forest and nobody is around to see...
<Rawr> ...what's your phone number?"
#722 00:02 23 April 2005 [+] -3 [-] Blitzed unknown
<tom> running out of memory is a bit worrying
<grifferz> not as worrying as waking up on a remote scottish beach naked and smeared in the blood of a camel, and an assortment of limbs from different models of barbie doll inserted in your anus
#834 13:54 25 July 2006 [+] -5 [-] quakenet #lipex
<@merl_> chris roberts interviewing for the apprentice
<@^i^spy> well everyone who goes on that show seems to make a complete arse of themselves
<@^i^spy> the only person I've liked so far was the coloured LUT guy who won the first series
<@^i^spy> lets face it alan sugar is a bit of an arse himself, but he's managed to make money out of it somehow so all
          power to him
<@flange> managed to loose a lot too
<@marwood> "Hello and welcome to another episode of 'Making Alan Sugar Appear Less of a Twat Than You Think'. Today we
           will be exploiting another selection of useless wannabes in the process of self-promotion for Sir Alan and
           his businesses."

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