Random Quotes
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#911
15:02
21 March 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<romauld> Anyone who cares, there wil be no Charing Cross branch northern line sevice this weekend
<EdwardS> I have now decided that "Northern Branch" is slang for anal sex.
<denny> the Northern Line is a bit rough and dirty
<denny> but when you need it, you need it.
<Tara> and around about where the two bits join, you'll find goths?
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#806
14:21
06 June 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
#blighty
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<Iain`> # INCLUDE CGI.pm
<Iain`> use CGI;
<Iain`> thank fuck they put that comment in
<Iain`> i was totally bamboozled until then
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#367
12:31
08 January 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
uknot
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<SlayerXP> people shouldn't be allowed to register domains for countries they can't point out on a map
<SlayerXP> that would work for football supporters too
<SlayerXP> manchester united would be fucked :)
<leicaWRK> hell most americans would lose their .coms
<SlayerXP> there's bound to be a downside though
<RyanOC> Less pr0n
<SlayerXP> i get pr0n from kazaa, not from the internet
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#324
01:00
04 December 2003 [+]
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oftc
#blug
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00:59 * W1ZARD queues the warez and fades
00:59 < cpufreak> REDAF
00:59 < cpufreak> FADER
00:59 < W1ZARD> lol yup
00:59 < W1ZARD> but i beat wilson
00:59 < W1ZARD> so iam happy
01:00 < dw> did you?
01:00 < W1ZARD> [23:46] (W1ZARD): faderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
01:00 < W1ZARD> [23:46] (W1ZARD): faaaaaaddddddddddddddderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
01:00 < W1ZARD> [23:47] (W1ZARD): fadedaearrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
01:00 < W1ZARD> nooooooo
01:00 < W1ZARD> you cunt
01:00 < W1ZARD> lol
01:00 < dw> hahaha#]
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#432
10:22
27 April 2004 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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* tom_ mounts mally
<@InfraRed_> mount /dev/mally /mnt/storage/pr0n
<@tom_> 'device too gay'
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#84
14:53
12 May 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<blll> how much kake could a bukkake kake if a bukkake could bu kake?
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#67
18:02
02 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<evilmark> do a shit and eat it
<evilmark> oh. sorry. wrong window.
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#645
04:11
01 September 2004 [+]
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efnet
#business
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<obz> In my own experience its a much better approach to once you've decided someone is in fact possibly worthy of being called "friend" to show the action by breaking the conduit of social exchange from business to personal so as its a mutually observed agreement
<obz> i guess.
<@badon> obz: english please
<@badon> haha
<obz> ?
<obz> oooh
<obz> um
<@badon> obz: you try to be eloquent, and you screw it up so badly. Speak hillbilly and you'll get your point across better :)
<obz> Take the nigga that you know is down and is a homie out rollin one night and smoke a fatty yo
<obz> ....
<@badon> obz: haha
<@badon> obz: well, that made sense!
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#538
04:10
31 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<h3n> pi: i've been sitting here in front of my computer running a ruby program waiting 15 minutes for it to complete a sort
<rolloffle> h3n: python is slow, you should use C
<rolloffle> failing that, assembler.
<rolloffle> ;-)
<penisbird> or PERL
<rolloffle> RUBY > PERL
<rolloffle> OH WAIT IN PERL THAT'S THE WRONG OPERATOR
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#5888
21:12
16 July 2008 [+]
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Undernet
#iraq
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<+Winsock> 104. What does BMW stand for?
<+Winsock> Here's your hint, answer space: -------- ----- -----
<+Winsock> Here's your 1st hint, Bavar--- ----- -----
<+Winsock> Here's your 2nd hint, Bavarian ----- -----
<@adama> bavarian motoror OMGINVADEPOLAND
<+Winsock> Here's your 3rd hint, Bavarian Moto- -----
<+Winsock> Time's up! The answer was: Bavarian Motor Works
<@adama> mine was better :(
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#165
19:06
26 June 2003 [+]
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IRCNet
#UKNOT
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<@Ser_Olmy_> change my name to 'Ian Andrew Mark Anthony Terrorist' so i can label my bags 'I AM A TERRORIST'
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#226
17:43
25 July 2003 [+]
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OFTC
#slackware
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<mesa> woman in general will speed up a mans aging process
<mesa> and thats all i have to say about that
<adama> indeed
<adama> it's been scientifically proven that you'll live longer wanking in the dark than fucking hot chix
<phreakinb> well that sucks
<adama> it explains why RMS refuses to die though
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#98
23:44
20 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#dl-bar
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<stoat_> i nearly fell in a dead sheep once on the peaks
<Capaneus> 'in' !?
<will-h> eww
<stoat_> yeah i slipped up and stopped myself inches away from this fetid sheep
<will-h> was it rotting?
<stoat_> proper minging it was
<will-h> i saw a dead squirrel in the park yesterday
<Clive> Careful you'll arouse marq
<stoat_> right, picture the squirrel
<will-h> all laid out on it's back
<stoat_> and imagine about a thousand times more rotting flesh
<will-h> well, yeah
<will-h> i've seen them before
<will-h> try a cow
<stoat_> i think its the squirmy maggots that do it
<Clive> I nearly put my foot on a dead pidgeon in Soho on Sunday
* Capaneus changes topic to 'On now: "I've seen a bigger fetid corpse than you" On Later: More poo and fisting probably.'
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#749
19:59
06 July 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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09:14 <@cenhinen> r
09:24 <@adama|spaz> r
09:31 <@leicaWRK> r
09:33 <@kevc> r
09:41 <@Enid> r
09:41 <@_Nor> r
09:42 <@winjer> r
09:42 <@will-h> r
09:43 <@fredead> r
09:44 <@CapnB> r
09:46 <@sladen> r
09:47 <@alien8> r
09:54 <@winjer> r
09:56 <@adama|spaz> r
09:56 <@joe> r
10:00 <@jtb> r
10:01 <@cpufreak> r
10:03 -winjer:#uknot- r
10:07 will-h [~will@microserf.flarg.net] requested unknown CTCP R from #uknot:
10:13 <@nat> r
10:13 nat [nat@eor.nuqe.net] requested unknown CTCP SOUND from #uknot: r.wav
10:16 <@Biddles`> r
10:25 <@alex-m> r
10:26 < THP> R
10:32 <@cenhinen> r
10:34 <@jtb> r
10:35 < simon__> r?
10:35 <@alex-m> r
10:35 < simon__> r
10:37 <@fredead> r
10:39 -!- Enid changed the topic of #uknot to: r
10:46 <@jtb> r
10:50 <@joe> r!
10:51 < simon__> "r"
10:51 <@Enid> r
10:52 <@fredead> fuck it I cant be arsed with all these rrrrrrrrr`s
10:52 -!- fredead was kicked from #uknot by winjer [r]
10:52 -!- fredead [^Simon@194.242.136.158] has joined #uknot
10:53 < fredead> so im not keeping with the r party does this make me some sort
of terroist
10:53 < simon__> r
10:53 <@cenhinen> splitter
10:53 <@winjer> r
10:53 < fredead> r
10:53 * fredead conforms
10:54 <@alien8> r
10:54 <@spungles> r
10:55 <@kevc>
10:55 <@kevc> _ __
10:55 <@kevc> | '__|
10:55 <@kevc> | |
10:55 <@kevc> |_|
10:55 <@kevc>
10:55 <@spungles> _ _ _
10:55 <@spungles> ___ __ _ _ __ __| |_ _(_) ___| |__
10:55 <@spungles> / __|/ _` | '_ \ / _` \ \ /\ / / |/ __| '_ \
10:55 <@spungles> \__ \ (_| | | | | (_| |\ V V /| | (__| | | |
10:55 <@spungles> |___/\__,_|_| |_|\__,_| \_/\_/ |_|\___|_| |_|
10:55 <@spungles>
10:55 -!- spungles was kicked from #uknot by Enid [r]
10:56 <@Enid> r
10:56 -!- spungles [~george@mail.alink.co.za] has joined #uknot
10:56 <@Enid> r
10:59 < simon__> r, r/r/r?
11:00 -!- kevc is now known as _r
11:04 -!- SlayerXP [~mart@postel.clues.ltd.uk] has joined #uknot
11:06 < THP> SXP: R.
11:07 <@_Nor> Good r flood
11:07 <@_Nor> now stop :)
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#7
05:33
22 April 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#iraq
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*** Joins: xTiFfAnYx (~tiffany@ACA9469A.ipt.aol.com)
<FlameB0y-> xTiFfAnYx!
<FlameB0y-> the only ho i kno
<xTiFfAnYx> im not a ho
<adem> wtf is a ho?
<adem> surely you mean 'whore'?
<FlameB0y-> lol
<adem> or are you a member of the group of people who are incapable of speaking english correctly?
<xTiFfAnYx> yes
<xTiFfAnYx> i swear i aint a whore
*** xTiFfAnYx was kicked by Tuv (Tuv executes xTiFfAnYx for foul language **Kicked**)
<adem> \o/
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#723
20:15
23 April 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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10:55 <@Skywalker> r
10:56 <@adama> r
11:01 <@Biddle`> r
11:41 <@cpufreak> r
12:15 -!- Biddle` [~tiddles@81-86-149-57.dsl.pipex.com] has quit [Connection timed out]
12:34 <@Dougie_> r
13:04 <@maxeh> r
13:25 -!- Biddle [~tiddles@81-86-149-57.dsl.pipex.com] has joined #uknot
13:52 <@kevc_> r
13:58 -!- mode/#uknot [+o Biddle] by Weety
14:44 -!- adsb-work [~adsb-work@avco79.avcosystems.co.uk] has joined #uknot
14:50 -!- SokkSin [~tamsin@dsl-217-155-174-198.zen.co.uk] has joined #uknot
15:02 <@d4n> r
15:03 <@cpufreak> r
15:34 <@cheesey> r
15:34 <@Enid> r
15:45 <@EnemySpy> r
15:45 -!- Skywalker changed the topic of #uknot to: it's 'r' day, as well as St George's day.
15:46 <@Biddle> r
15:46 <@Skywalker> r
15:47 <@sooB> rr
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#311
19:49
17 November 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<RyanOC> Can anyone here *quickly* get me some 'net bandwith w/BGP at City Reach, Docklands? (Over Ethernet)
<adama> not over gas?
<adama> IPoverGas is thenextbigthing(tm)
<cenhinen> Ketchup Over MPLS
<scroteman> bluetooth over bluecheese
<jtb> brown sauce over saussage
<scroteman> this is getting ridiculous
<scroteman> neither brown sauce nor sausage is a protocol
<jtb> yes it is
<jtb> its a protocol for making my taste buds happy
<scroteman> and the RFC number is what?
<jtb> hmmm, i maybe ought to write one :)
<jtb> it would however require considerable research
<jtb> \o/
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#790
12:33
21 November 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@Rawr> I'm writing a 'how to' manual for my boss for when I leave this job.
I'm trying to explain to someone who has trouble using Windows how to
use/configure BIND and Exim.
<@Rawr> 27 pages later and I think I've explained how to download Putty.
<@Rawr> 4. Controlling DNS
<@Rawr> Before we start I think it.s only fair to mention that mistakes made
within DNS can have bad results at best and catastrophic results at
worst.
<@Rawr> Best not make any typos in this section.
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#201
11:16
16 July 2003 [+]
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ircent
#dl-bar
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<DrRob`> jtb! daddy!
<jtb> DrRob` my long lost son!
* Biddle suddenly realises how nicknames are born
<DrRob`> YOU ARE MY FATHER
<CaE> jtb is teh daddeh
<DrRob`> daddeh or chipz?
* jtb is now known as daddeh
* daddeh is now known as t_daddeh
* DrRob` is now known as babyjtb
<t_daddeh> come mini me, let us rule the world together
<babyjtb> \o/
<Rawr> Oh my fucking Christ.
<babyjtb> can I rule china?
<babyjtb> you can have the rest
<CaE> you like the chinese totty eh?
<t_daddeh> you can have most of asia son
<t_daddeh> just save the cute chinese wimmin for my hareem
<babyjtb> haha
* babyjtb is now known as DrRob
* t_daddeh is now known as jtb
<CaE> *sniff* a father-son breakup is never easy
<DrRob> i loved him.
<DrRob> *sniff*
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