Random Quotes
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#183
13:36
09 July 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#rar
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<Rawr> You're a big spastic.
<evilmarq> your one to
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#606
11:56
07 July 2004 [+]
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<@fredead> these people would have difficulty finding porn on the net
<@cenhinen> that has to be one of the worst insults i've ever heard
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#265
00:15
26 August 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#uknot
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<Alasdair> make a big hoover that goes on your back right, with a nozzel big enough to suck up a 5" ball
<Alasdair> and wander around london hoovering up pigeons
<Alasdair> then take them back to the factory and grind them up to make cat food
<adam\dead> s/cat food/safeways pies/
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#667
14:13
10 December 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Enid> pixie
<adama> sooB
<adama> sooB beats pixie due to his ability to consume alcohol even whilst asleep
<adama> i win!
<adama> or were we not playing a bizarre rip-off of pokémon using uknot members?
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#16
01:52
24 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adem> on further contemplation, halle berry really isn't all that hot, is she?
*** You were kicked by d4n (who stole your hetrosexuality?)
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#273
21:04
01 September 2003 [+]
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undernet
#cisco
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<merl> I would really like an audi TT
<merl> but they're driven by cocks
<blll> grep -c
<merl> cheers
<jdredd-> hahaha
<jdredd-> yeah merl, you know what the difference is between an audi tt drive and a porcupine?
<merl> the pricks are inside the audi TT
<jdredd-> YUP!
<merl> don't ask me why
<merl> I think they're really nice cars
<merl> but every single person I've met that drives them
<merl> has either cut my hair
<merl> or has been the most hideous tool
<jdredd-> hahaha
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#750
15:31
07 July 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<@rataxis> does it have an OS X client though? ;)
<@rataxis> [fuck knows /why/ I bought into the Mac crack; the "ooh shiny"
aspect's worn off, and it's starting to annoy me]
<@rataxis> me-- # worships at the altar of Jobs
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#6005
23:39
13 January 2009 [+]
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#ircnet
#dl-bar
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23:34:14 <@Charlee> big gay thanks
23:34:40 <@bluebus> big gay no problems back
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#5923
14:58
13 October 2008 [+]
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netgoth
orgy
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14:54 <@Lemm> Fuck embarrassment, life's too short for that bullshit
14:55 <@Speedwolf> that's sort of what I implied
14:56 <@Speedwolf> with less swearing, it is my mum after all
14:57 <@EdwardS> Meh, if you can't swear at your mum, who CAN you swear at?
14:57 <@kweilo|wrk> everyone else?
14:57 <@kweilo|wrk> :D
14:58 * EdwardS swears at kweilo's mum
14:58 <@Lemm> Isn't it obligatory at this point in this channel to say "fuck ur
mum", thus initiating a chain of replies culminating in "no u"?
14:58 <@EdwardS> no u
14:58 <@kweilo|wrk> fuck ur mum
14:58 <@kweilo|wrk> wow, timing++
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#658
19:42
14 September 2004 [+]
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efnet
#business
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<@badon> #business is taking over the quotes DB - http://www.memetic.org/irc/latest/
<@QRZ> http://bam.st/1pp ; -- memetic.org/irc/ :: because bash.org is full of redneck americans.
<@badon> we have some funny guys in here
<@badon> obz, and Work5Yrs in particular
<Work5Yrs> lol
<@badon> haha
<@badon> wiretap too
<Work5Yrs> am i in some redneck quotes>
<Work5Yrs> yea
<@badon> Work5Yrs: yep!
<Work5Yrs> awesome
<Work5Yrs> i just bought a pickup truck
<@badon> bbl
<Work5Yrs> now all i need is a gunrack
<Work5Yrs> and a bedliner
<Work5Yrs> yeee haaawww
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#125
02:15
05 June 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<InfraRed> bread expired 28 may
<InfraRed> milk expired 30 may
<InfraRed> look on my flatmate face after he eats bread
<InfraRed> priceless
<InfraRed> theres some things money cant buy
<InfraRed> for everything else, there bastard-card
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#605
22:46
05 July 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<rolloffle> anyone who says technology doesn't have a dehumanising effect should consider the fact that grouphug.us has a fucking RSS FEED.
<rolloffle> human misery delivered straight to your newsreader!
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#4473
18:02
13 March 2008 [+]
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Holborn
#dl-bar
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17:52 Biddle laughs
17:52 <@Biddle> I've just answered the phone with an Indian accent as I thought I recognised the number
17:52 <@Biddle> "Good evening pliz how may I be helping you tonight?"
17:53 <@Biddle> Some Indian call centre guy calling to see if I have a mortgage
17:53 <@Biddle> I had to stay in character :(
17:53 <@Biddle> "I will ask the master of the house if he is taking calls. One moment pliz."
17:54 <@Biddle> 10 seconds later... "I am sorry sir but the master of the house does not wish to conduct business with you. Good day and thank you pliz."
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#784
17:01
24 October 2005 [+]
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ircnet
uknot
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<Fuzzled> it appears to have been a good day today, according to my email i have won 6 ipods, an Xbox and a $100 foot locker gift card
<cenhinen> cool
<cenhinen> everyone just thinks i need a bigger knob :(
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#946
16:33
11 June 2007 [+]
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Perl.org
#london.pm
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<wiggly> I HAZ LINKZ FROM COW-ORKER - http://lolcode.com/
<lathos> WE HAZ DONE THAT ALREADY
<denny> WHEN COME BACK, BRING COMPILER
<osfameron> I AM IN UR BACKLOGS MAKING GRUMPY COMMENTS ABOUT KEEPING UP
<wiggly> I NEWZ IT WAZ OLD, JUST TESTING LOL!!
<denny> FAIL
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#682
02:51
09 January 2005 [+]
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IRCNet
#uknot
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<Biddle> Cor
<Biddle> Our local library hires out DVDs
<Biddle> £1.20 for up to 3 DVDs
<Ser_Olmy> "Now in stock - the sound of music (colour)"
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#61
11:14
02 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<merl> I am totally unprejudiced about homosexuality
<merl> BUT ITS STILL YUCKY!!!
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#673
22:24
19 December 2004 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Enid> you're not sposed to tip the glass when you pour it are you
<Enid> random fact
<adama> you're not supposed to involve the anus during sex
<adama> but that doesn't stop some people...
<Enid> you must have read the same etiquette book i have then adama
<andyd> adama: some ladies like you to play around there during loveplay routines.
<Enid> ew no
<Enid> ew ew ew
<Enid> i'd be like "omg did i wipe properly?!"
<Enid> ew no
<Enid> then if he touched you anywhere else it'd be like "omg no that's been on my bum!"
<Enid> maybe i'm just too squeamish
<andyd> i'm not talking about with a willy, could i just point out.
<andyd> hmm, i think i'll be quiet for a while again
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#561
19:20
07 June 2004 [+]
-5
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ircnet
uknot
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<@Alasdair> cunts
<@Alasdair> I need a shit
<@cpufreak> you don't shit out of a cunt Alasdair.
<@leica> haha
<@Alasdair> Good job, as I don't have a cunt
<@leica> yet ironically an arsehole can be fucked
<@leica> no reciprocity
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#612
00:48
11 July 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<Popeye> AS ROBIN REQUeSTED, i've finished drawing a picture of a bulbasaur raping misty with tentacles while a shemale pikachick fucks her face ( i added the pikachick on my own discretion)
<vSKIZZILE> CAN I SEE POPEYE?
<Popeye> i havent scanned it yet
<rolloffle> Popeye: THAT FUCKING RULES
<rolloffle> URL AS SOON AS IT IS SCANNED
<vSKIZZILE> WHAT ABOUT ONE OF CHARMANDER CHARING MISTYS PUBES?
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